Pretty much this entire thing is like "Archie meets the Punisher"

Moar

Hmmmmm *reads last part* burn you fuckers burn

“Great, an election rally today.” Not Important thought to himself as he observed the people at the rally with a big flamethrower in hand. “I fucking hate politics. But more than that, I hate politicians and all the scum so easily fed by their lies!” He readied his weapon. “But what a lovely crowd of soon-to-be-corpses! ” Then he ran out of the alley toward the crowd and started blasting his flamethrower.

Ok, which type of Policitan was Burned?
An actual "I will do what I say" and does it
Or a
"I will do what I say" and doesn't do it?