Vinyl smiled to herself as she looked over the reports from Mars. So far, those reports were all quite pleasing. Everything seemed to be functioning well within expected parameters, and the few unanticipated hurdles had been cleared readily. With luck, Mars would soon be at the point where it could receive people.
Even the one major hurdle Vinyl had been dreading - the difference in gravity - had a rather elegant solution developed from an unexpected source. Originally, the plan had been to alter Mars' gravity to match Earth's by manipulating its geology, but that had proved to be more than Magma Man could readily handle. Galaxy Man, however, had come up with a solution so simple Vinyl was amazed it hadn't been obvious.
Even on the fastest shuttles available, it still took a great deal of time to transport anything back and forth from Earth to Mars save by teleportation, and the teleport network only reached that far when Earth and Mars were at their closest. Shuttles, however, could be sent anytime, especially when running on Power Cores with plasma boosters, rather than more traditional methods. Galaxy Man's solution was to install artificial gravity systems on the shuttles themselves which would gradually adjust their internal gravity from Earth level to Mars level - or vice versa - during the journey, calculating the exact safe rate himself so those riding the shuttles could adjust to the changes in atmosphere and gravity in the same way those who spent months in deep sea dive stations remained in depressurization chambers at either end of the journey through the ocean to adjust to the new conditions. While they hadn't tested this on a human yet, the first such equipped shuttle to carry small animals had already been and gone each way, with no undue side effects beyond momentary disorientation akin to jet lag.
Vinyl hadn't even been consulted before this method had been first implemented, but she didn't mind. The discovery that it did work so well had made her massively alter her opinion of Galaxy Man's processing capabilities. Because he was small and cute and talked funny, it was easy to assume he was less than intelligent. Then again, he did have one of the most computation-heavy jobs of the entire Mars project, and Vinyl herself had taken advantage of how being small and cute made people - Mega Man especially - underestimate her in the past, so she'd definitely have to do some thinking on that.
It was as Vinyl was thinking about this that her systems received a series of alerts from the Mars systems, of systems displaying massive errors all over the planet. Before she could make sense of it, she received a video communication from Galaxy Man.
"AHHHH!" Galaxy Man screamed on the screen as he floated back and forth, waving his arms animatedly. "Help! Help!" Grabbing tiny mech models - one of his hobbies - he proceeded to bang them against each other while making gunshot sound effects and other fight noises before throwing them into the air with another scream as something exploded behind him. "Heeeeeeeeeelp!" he wailed out again.
And with that, all signal from Mars cut out completely. The only message left was that Mars and Earth were just about close enough for the teleport network to reach, and would actually be close enough for that within the week.
Sighing to herself, Vinyl turned to her vidphone and dialed a number. She then waited for a time...but to her surprise, there was no answer. "Huh. Guess he's not at home. Hmm..." Instead, she dialed a different number.
After a time, the screen lit up, showing a familiar blonde girl who looked a tad disheveled. "Алло?" Kalinka greeted curiously. Her eyes brightened as she saw who was calling. "Oh, Vinyl! I wasn't expecting your call! Did I forget something on our schedule?"
"No, nothing like that," Vinyl hastened to assure her friend. "I was hoping you could tell me where Rock is. He's not answering his phone, and I need to reach him."
"Oh!" Kalinka turned back towards her darkened chamber. "Rock! It's Vinyl for you."
Rock quickly took a seat before the phone...and Vinyl found it rather amusing that he looked somewhat disheveled as well. "What did you need, Vinyl?" he asked curiously.
As much as Vinyl wanted to tease him, more important things were at hand. "I just received some alarming reports from the Mars project. Massive error messages from systems all over the planet, followed by a desperate call for help from Galaxy Man, followed by a loss of all signal from the planet."
"That doesn't sound good..." Rock murmured understandingly as Kalinka gasped in shock in the background. "But why are you telling me?"
"The teleport network will be able to bridge the gap soon," Vinyl explained, "and it's still functional. I was hoping you'd hop over there and see what's going on."
"Why me?" Rock asked directly. "Couldn't you just as easily send Forte? Or Prometheus?"
"I could," Vinyl replied readily with a roll of her eyes, "but then if word got out about the errors, everyone would assume I was covering something up. The Mars project is a corporate endeavor, not just a national one. But if you go to investigate, your report will be an independent audit of the situation. The last thing I need is those conspiracy theories about the Mars project getting more ammunition."
Rock chuckled, rolling his eyes. "Vinyl, nobody actually believes those crazy-"
"I encountered no less than five posts about them just this morning while browsing the net," Vinyl pointed out.
Rock shrugged his shoulders. "Well, if you go looking for them-"
"One was on Garnet's bio!" Vinyl snapped out angrily.
Rock blinked, stunned. "O...kay..."
"Oh!" Kalinka piped up. "Did you see the part about-"
"No spoilers!" Vinyl snapped out angrily.
"I guess I can see the connection...somehow," Rock admitted. "But alright, I'll go investigate. I'll need to teleport back to Light Labs, though. Need my armor for this."
"I'll set up the connection," Kalinka promised.
"Thanks," Rock replied gratefully, giving her a peck on the cheek before heading out.
As Kalinka got to work setting that up, Vinyl smirked teasingly. "So, Kalinka, what were you two up to that got you both disheveled? Were you...making babies?" She giggled teasingly.
"Well, one anyway," Kalinka admitted distractedly.
Vinyl blinked, stunned. "Wow. Um, I'm not sure Rock has the right, uh, hardware-software interface-"
"Wha? No no no!" Kalinka interrupted quickly, waving her hands and flushing as she realized what Vinyl had meant. "We weren't doing anything like that! I'm very traditional in that regard!"
Vinyl chuckled nervously. "Yeah...that's going to be awkward when it comes time for it, though. I mean, the interface alone-"
"Already exists, actually," Kalinka interrupted with a blush. "I...designed it myself-"
"TMI!" Vinyl wailed out, covering her ears as her friend burst into throaty laughter. "TMI!"
Nice. Poor Vinyl.
Another enjoyable chapter. Good job.
so rock human girlfriend made him a c**k well..... she wont have to worry about being displeased at least
Finally! Some payback. Wait a sec, why hasn't anyone invented brain bleach yet!?
Like putting too much air into a balloon!
... I don't think that's the right order. I'm pretty sure that a suspicious "nation" would raise more brows than a suspicious "corporation".
... Right, so does anyone know what that's referencing and what relevancy that has with... anything?
You know, when Vinyl and Octavia finally "meet", it's gonna be pretty awkward for me. Vinyl seems more like what Octavia would be like, and Octavia seems more like what Vinyl would be like... Why am I surprised? This is you we're talking about.
7470225 they did, but it was too effective, wiping out the entire mind of the user, thus the stuff was reclassified as a weapon of mass destruction and outlawed 20X1...
7470252 So brain bleach is considered a WMD by between now and Melody of the Future?
The one benefit to being a robot is that you can upgrade your body much more easily than humans.
Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.
Happy one-year anniversary to this fanfic!!!
LALALALALALA MOOGLESMOOGLESMOOGLES MOOGLES!
7470262 considering those that used it forgot how to breathe...
FINALLY KARMA CAME AND COLLECTED HER DEBT THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH! (And I wonder who will be the new main villain.) P.S. you know the reference i'll give you a cookie.
To be fair, that would be about my reaction too.
7470376 I'll bet that brain bleach is either a gas or a liquid...
7470514 Nope! It's a solid! A rock, to be exact, smashed over the head many times to induce memory loss... or brain damage... They both have the same result. A brick wall works just as well.
7470711 It would be fun to find out the chemical properties of brain bleach... even though I'm not the sciencey type.
I would feel bad for Vinyl, but not only did she have it coming, she did ask about it.
Was she testing Rock's "hardware"?
7471104 no just turning it to software
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You mean these guys? Wait... THE MOOGLES ARE SELLING KALINKA'S HARDWARE!!!
Is it wrong that Galaxy Man is quickly becoming my favorite of this round of Masters?
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No, I was referencing Aerith from FFVII Machinabridged by Team Four Star.
Good one Kalinka. But I can just picture her browsing adult toy sites to figure out the best site and her father catching a glimpse of the screen and nearly having a heart attack before going out to make himself forget what he saw via mass quantities of vodka.
7470489 I don't get it.
7474779 to put it in layman's terms, I don't want to know! The details and implications are beyond me and i'd like to keep it that way.
7474794 No, I don't understand the innuendo. I know I should, by people's reactions, but I don't get how "I designed it myself" is TMI.
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"...designed for your pleasure..."
Isn't vinyl still really young at this point?
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She's about 15.
7475944 so she's young enough that she can appropriately make those kinds of jokes. This is why I love your stories.
Hahaha.
Yes, that is the correct response.
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I'd actually been wondering about that, too. I'm having a hard time visualizing a teen-sized Vinyl— she's perpetually a tiny unicorn that can fit on Wily's head to me.
aaaaaaaaaaaand shit goes sideways, though the big question is... who IS behind this situation?