Dimension - Wolfmother

This gon' be good.

This ought to be silly.

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I don't usually check stories from the front page, but this one caught my attention. Not bad, I'm watching this.

second best story Ever ( best being a dream)

Er, we should have edited this a little more.  A few paragraphs have an extra indent.  The first time "Guinness" is mentioned, it's misspelled.

BRILLIANT!!!

oh this is hilarious omg Guiness oh this is perfect cant wait for the next chapter

Oooh yeah, definitely going to enjoy this one.  

>>645020645020 You would think between the three of us we would have noticed things like that.

We will just have mine5 fix it.

I like ponies

Dear god. If Equestria wasn't doomed before, it is now!

Guinness! I love it!

Lovin this shit

This was just as funny as I was expecting. Which is to say, hilarious.

I'm glad that younall liked this, we'll get to work as soon as possible on the next chapter.

That may be a while though, atleast for me, I am 'off the grid' so to speak. I'm going to hold on fixing anything that's wrong here and there until I can get my computer online. I only have so much data available and somewhere around 10 days left before it resets to 0

That and my phone's screen is only a little more than 4" so kind of hard to read everything let alone edit it.

Oh boy...

Equestria is doomed. I'll get the popcorn.

>>648175648175 I'll bring the soda!

A genious douchebag and two religiously insane assholes.

>>652497652497

And proud of it.

I'm pretty sure Altoid deserves at least as much credit as I do.  YOU are the one who should feel bad.  Seriously, what moron lets a thing like no internet hold them back?

>>666796666796

Hey, I had other issues to contend with, battery power was one of them. Anyways, yes Altoid deserves more credit than me by far.

I'll try to be more involved with the next chapter though :U

and it wasn't so much that I was holding back, I have a limit to the data I can use and its already past halfway now

So this is one of those bronies end up in equestria as ponies but told from the main 6's perspective?....

great now I got an 8th story in my read later box

Three fillies ran by.  “Cutie Mark Crusaders Genetic Engineering!”

Valiant glanced curiously at Nova.

The unicorn shrugged. “You can’t stop progress.”

I LOL'd so hard, I almost went into asphyxiation.

>>666812666812

Rather, this is three jerk humans end up in equestria as ponies, told from omnipotent 3rd person.

But thanks.  We enjoy every comment.

>>666832666832 Recognized your cutie mark, AKA the hood crest off the Plymouth Valiant.

pure awsomeness

My goodness, Ponyville does attract all the weirdoes.

>>666909666909

I was wondering when somebody would notice

>>666919666919

If it follows any sort of trend, both the new OCs are going to need mental disorders.

“I need no god, I am SCIENCE!”

BEST.LINE.EVAR.

Three fillies ran by.  “Cutie Mark Crusaders Genetic Engineering!”

Valiant glanced curiously at Nova.

The unicorn shrugged. “You can’t stop progress.”

i take my Previous comment back, this the best line ever!

I don't know if anypony's mentioned this yet, but... the header reminds me of the Triforce.

>>666940666940>>666812666812 This is actually a crossover fic between three whacko's. The only one who's story I've actually read (valiant: Aka totallynotabrony) got wasted then transported to Equestria (won't ruin the details) where he promptly manages to convince everpony that he is crazy (and he also builds steampunk robots.) And has a grudge against Celestia, as he insists that he will bring democracy to Equestria (the story is "A dream")

I'm not sure if the other 2 have similar stories, but I'm gonna check now. =3

>>667169667169

They don't have back stories yet, but they probably will in the future, seeing as Nova is now going to be my official OC

>>667238667238 Sounds interesting. You should get on that right away. That way I can read it once I finish your first ever story. =3

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Three fillies ran by.  “Cutie Mark Crusaders Genetic Engineering!”

Valiant glanced curiously at Nova.

The unicorn shrugged. “You can’t stop progress.”

OH DEAR CELESTIA!

The horrors, they come! Prepare yourselves, my fellow bronies, for the abominations march!

>>667275667275

My success will bank on if I can pull it off, and it'll probably be something like a one-shot or other, also whats with the orphanage scoots? I have a copy of that on my computer somewhere...

Mercedes is best car company.

>>667411667411

I stand by Nova's choice, Toyota is a good company, Honda too

This was a fun story.

I shallt be pleased when i can read next part.

This will be a fun read.

Awersome story

>>666812666812

only 8? lucky you. I have 21

>>667361667361 it means I'm watching you.

>>667169667169 I have other stories planned so a Guinness story most likely won't happen.

>>669171669171 hmm... Too bad, he seemed kinda interesting.

>>668876668876

Well, if you think thats a lot you should really look at my favorite's list and then note that I also have 36 in "to be read"

>>667435667435 Honda is the best by far. The only other one that even comes close is Volkswagen, cause they're awesome.

>>668876668876

Yesh... so many stories, so little time.....

yet another reason I wish I was part borg or something.....

>>669423669423 Well, Volkswagen are the ones responsible for the 1000 bhp engine that is used in the Bugatti Veyron, so they are definitely awesome! Also, Cutie Mark Crusaders Genetic Engineering??? Why am I thinking that they will create Deathclaws???

This is truly an amazing story and I apologize for waiting this long to jump into it. Well done sirs.

Beyond The Gates Of Hell - Morbid Saint

>>692712692712

Its ok lol, waiting longer gets you more. We've kind of been out of the office as it were.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*facedesk*

I was going to go to sleep, but then I had to read this. Good night now.

Did you just kill Guinness? Shame on you! He's best pony!

I don't want Guinness to die! Please tell me he's not dead. Anyway, that was bloody brilliant!

Guinness is dead !!!

eh who cares valient is alive and well

Guinness and Valient aren't 'muricans are they? They be annoying.

>>697549697549 tch... course their americans. (at least I know Valient is) ....Actually I'm not entirely sure about Guiness, but I'm pretty sure all of them are actually. =3

Also... I just had a vision of crazy Twilight with Valient, Guiness, and Nova as her helpers... Celestia help them all. =3

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'"If you’re so smart, how come you didn’t invent a sexbot?”

“What makes you think that I need one?” asked Nova, annoyed.

The orange pony stared at him for a moment before turning away. “Whatever.  Gelding.”

“I HAVE FUNCTIONING TESTICLES!” screamed Nova, bursting from his hiding place and beginning to pummel Valiant.'

I practically died

... did they slip Twilight LSD or something?

>>668876668876

Lol, you guys are soft. I got 638 in my "Read Later" list. There's also a good chance I'm insane.

>>731391731391

How many in your fav's list though?

>>731395731395

I have somewhere around 100 stories in my favorites list, but only 2 unread updates. I do a good job of reading updates, but a horrible job of managing my "Read Later" list.

"Oh my God, is that Satan?"

BEST LINE EVER.

>>652497652497 You spelled genius wrong. Sorry I just had to correct you.

Well, Twilight seems to be coping well...

Holy Diver - Dio

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Its the f**King triforce!

Wisdom = Science (since science is knowledge)

Power = Steam (steam can generate power)

Courage = Beer (because beer gives you courage)

....wait.....

so following this logic these are out main characters

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As Courage (Link)

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As Power (Ganon)

And

Image: http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-watch-out-we-gotta-total-egghead-over-here.png

As Wisdom (Zelda)

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*by the way no I haven't read the story yet but I just had to comment about that picture*

>>731570731570

Lol, now if only I could see what the third one looks like, it seems to have the wrong url.

They should've just fought fire with fire... literally. Flamethrowers are the way to go.

>>731391731391

Pffff, that's nothing. I have no stories in my 'read later' list, because I've already read them all.

As in, all of them. You don't get to 10 million words by having things left to read, y'know.

Oh look. It is on the feature box. Gratulations hope this gets it lots a reads.

AND THE MADNESS SHALL ENSUE.

Wait, Valiant is from Wisconsin...specifically Milwaukee?!  Huh, well how about that.  I'm only a couple of hours away from Valiant's place of residence.    

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I can triforce too! Right guys!? Am i doin it right?!!

Interesting. Save for later.

>>731824731824

Valiant's home is only canon because of a bit in More Dreams when Twilight comes for a visit.

>>731830731830

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I have work to do. Why? Why, you cursed fanfic? Why did you have to trap me with your whit and comedy? Do you want me to fail college? Why, I ask you, WHY!?!? (aka, loving it! :) )

>>731980731980

Priorities, I guess you have them in a different order

MORE! NAOW!! this is a really good read. i like it very much.

>>731659731659

I have about 17 million wordcount. There are 384 stories in my Read Later list. MYTH BUSTED!

Also, this story has been very entertaining thus far.

>>731570731570 Brilliant!

>>732221732221

*Points at amount of time Ozymandias has been on FIMFiction*

*Points at amount of time I've been on FIMFiction*

I don't have any 'read later' things, because I have no need to read things later when I can just read things now. If more than one thing catches my attention in a short space of time... more reading for me!

>>732371732371

A quick calculation puts your words per week at about 800k and mine at about 700k. It's not that much of a difference. Not enough to be relevant, anyway. SCIENCE!

Fuck all those corporations, Mazda is best pony.

>>731334731334 She went INSANE!!! (+)

Awesome story. But I want to know what the robots look like. Are they like giant metal ponies, or humanoid? I keep picturing the 'Lil Stomper robot from the Jetpack Joyride app.

Keep up the swag.

>>733586733586 I think they are like Iron Man's body armor. But on a less technologically advanced level and in a pony shape.

>>733586733586  i think they look like a robot that TNaB has as cover art for a story called " more dreams"

Wait, so Guinness lives in the past, Valiant is in the present, and Nova is from the future. Is that right?

Also, crossovers between fanfictions are always good. There's the Omnius/KillJoy/Lance things where every character has appeared in every other universe, there's the Rust/Blackwing/Tons of other awesome people universe, now this.

I need to read the stories of Nova and Guinness now, I suppose.

>>734443734443

They haven't been written and I'm not sure if I have the prowess to write about Nova by myself. Anyways, you'll find that references rampant in the next chapter, and maybe a bit of blasphemy against a show (not telling which one). As one of three authors of this story I have the power invested in me to create a crossover in a crossover.

And to everyone else, wow...

I didn't expect such a response on the upload of a new chapter, especially on the feature. and as of yesterday the favorites of this story increased by more than 50 which is astonishing considering what this is.

& ,

~Mines5

>>734539734539

WELCOME TO MY WORLD

It's a lot of work, answering all those notifications.

>>734625734625

bah, for now its nothing, I only have to open it every 10 minutes or so

On a more random note, I cannot seem to use the ° thing on google drive, it keeps going to new tab every time

HAHAHA Valiant

Fun fact: Kronos is Kratos's grandfather, or something like that

>>732388732388

AWWWWWWWW SHIT. He used math against you! obvious winner.

>>731457731457 I spelt it wrong on accident... pissed me off you have.

I don't know why but I can't help but read Nova's lines in the voice of Kowalski, from the Madagascar series and the show Penguins of Madagascar

>>748103748103

I never thought about it that way. Whenever I read dialogue my mind reads it as if the borg are there, anyways, glad to know people like my OC, the other 2 characters are Altoid (Guiness) and TotallyNotaBrony (Valiant) design.

On a sadder note, TNaB will not be online to help us for an undetermined stretch of time. I wish him the best of luck though.