"Oh. Hello, Ceclestia."
"HAI DARPEH"
"I see that you are doing fine."
"YEAHS ARE YAO FIIINE"
"Quite. So hows Luna?"
"OOH DARPEH DONT BRENG THET UOP I KNEW IT WEAS A HERD BRAEK UOP BOOT-"
"You just had to put Luna before us! We had something special!"
"DARPEH IM SOO SARRY FORGOVE MEH PLZ"
Derpy paused. This could be a new start. She remembered all the times she and Celestia had been together. the muffins, the chariot rides, the muffins, the long beautiful sunsets, the muffins.... but the Luna came back. Celestia forgot about her, no... about them. How could she trust her after that?
"No." Derpy started to turn to walk away, when she felt a familiar touch on her shoulder.
"DARPEH I WELL BEE BEETAR I SWEER I AM YOUUR BEEST FFREEINDZ PLAZ YOOU WEERE RITE WE HAAD SOMETHANG SPECIEEL PLAZ WE R MEANT 2 BEH"
Derpy was on the virege of tears. Celestia's elegant voice, soft as a whisper louder than a train.
"Celestia... I... I've never heard you talk like that before. Yes. I think we can rekindle this relationship. We were MEANT TO BE!"
"YASS THES IS TE BEAST DAH OFF MAH LIF YASS LETS GEET MAREED"
"Thats a little too much for one day, Princess dear. Oh my. Look at the time! I have weather duty today. Goodbye, Dearest. goodbye."
"ILL SEH YOOU L8TR K?"
"Ok!"
And Derpy ran to the train.
But not before seeing doctor hooves.
"Derpy, dearest, I do believe that this relationship was meant to be!"
"Ummmm... Doctor.."
"You are the sun, and I am the moon! Like Celestia and Luna, We are totally in a romantic- wait, no. This is not going as I had planned... um... one sec... Ah! I got it! You are the sun to my flower, and I shall blossom in your light Yagmai!
"Doctor... I can't-"
" do not worry! We can run away from here. I shall take you across the skies! Together we can-"
"DUDE! I just got back together with Celestia!"
"Oh. Oh. I see. I must PLOT MY REVENGE AGAINST CELESTIA THE HORRID WRENCH WHO STOLE MY LOVERS HEART LIKE AND EAGE RIPPING IT FROM HER CHEST!"
"I forgot how creepy you are. I'm leaving."
And so she went.
D'ya ever think Derpy's the only sane one in a world full of creeps and drama queens?
6117199 thats what I'm going for
6117224 First the reference, then the entire plot?
fuck niggah im fuckin psychic or some shit
Pfft, you spelled Light Yagami wrong.
There are many things I loved about this (short but good) chapter:
1) MLG Celestia FTW
2) The Death Note Reference
3) Relationship Troubles
4)
Can NOT read that without having the image of...
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... Ram itself into my brain like a railroad spike being driven into my ear with a muffin shaped brick!
6117363 ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This Story is so stupid... This kind of story is the special Kind of bad, caused not by the author being bad at writing, this is what happens when a good author deliberately set out to write something bad, and succeeded.
Good show sir, I wasn't using those braincells anyway.
6120917 *Bows*
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6122844 i'm scared
6122845 You should be. You wouldn't mind if I ranted about things in a PM to you, would you?
6122853 no, thats fine
I feel the brain cells melting... HALP!