Princess Celestia, the majestic ruler of Equestria, is known for being almost a god among mortals. She saved the land from the likes of Discord and Nightmare Moon over a millennium ago. Peace was maintained throughout that millennium, and very few things ever even threatened to disturb it. It wasn't until the return of these great foes that peace would once again be threatened. However, it wasn't Princess Celestia who saved the day, it was Twilight Sparkle. Time and time again the student of the very princess saved the day from great evil. Eventually, she conquered an impossible spell and fulfilled her destiny as the Princess of Friendship. More evil would show its ugly head from time to time, but Twilight was always there to stop it. Perhaps this was how it was always meant to be?
A conspiracy theorist and a genius only have one substantial difference, one of them is proven to be right. Perhaps we haven't been looking at these "tests" close enough. Perhaps we only see what we are meant to see. Perhaps this newspaper article is going to get me fired. But I'm not crazy! I know it's the truth, and I'll prove it one day, if it's the last thing I do!
I hope you all enjoy, because you aren't getting anything else out of me without reading the prologue.
Actually, conspiratorial thinking tends to follow distinct patterns, and frankly not many of them make the theorist sound very sane. If, back when we thought the sun revolved around the Earth, someone ranted that the Earth revolved around the sun because it's a cover-up by the lizard people controlling the church, he's still not a genius just because his ravings had accurate details.
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I wholeheartedly agree, but think about it from the perspective of a conspiracy theorist. If you are so confident in your theories that no else believes, you might feel like a Newton or Einstein. Whoever this is that is speaking clearly believes in whatever he believes in. Whether he is right or wrong is irrelevant, because he thinks he's a genius, even if he really is just insane.
Unless of course he really is right...
Do I detect a hint of incest?
Yeah. Definitely incest.
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Perhaps it is just your imagination.
Perhaps that wasn't an accident.
This is rated T though, so calm your silleh sauce down.