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Beware The Carpenter


What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

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It's high school. Maud and Pinkie Pie will double date Soarin and Prince Sombra. This will be fun.


Do not rely on Maud Pie for actual dating advice.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 12 )

Soarin is a dead stalion.

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Now you've given me this image of Pinkie killing Soarin and Sombra bringing him back with necromancy to play the role of bumbling lackey to the evil overlord. :pinkiecrazy:

Maybe he should ask Maud how to do that.

5877855 well if Pinkamena Diana Pie doesn't kill him, Maude sure will.

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You do realize that Soarin and Pinkie are acting about exactly the same. Both of them have a huge crush, and are oblivious that someone else has a crush on them.

If Soarin had asked Pinkie to go on a date with his shy friend Sombra, she'd have done it because he'd asked her, and it put her on an outing with Soarin.

5880295 you do realize how overprotective Maude is over Pinkie? Soarin had agreed to go on a date with Pinkie, yet he ignored her the antire date and once left alone, began fishing for info on Maude. I can see Maude wiling to ignore him for Pinkies sake during the date, but if Pinkie comes back crying. Well there is a reason for the saying "hell has no fury like a mare scorned" and that goes double for overprotective sisters.

Soarins into Maud!?:pinkiegasp:

Wow. That cute...:duck:

Can't wait for more!!!

Cool chapter can't wait to see what happends next

...soarin deserves a kick in the gut...With a hammer...with spikes

I love to ship Maudbra (Maude Pie×King Sombra)

So Sombra and Maude are making a nuke...

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More like heavy artillery moved via mind-controlled dragon.

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i'm picturing more like a Railway gun, But the bomb itself is I think in some ways at least atomic

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