• Published 27th May 2015
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Slimed - MaschinenPistole-40



Button mash try's to bring a mob out of minecraft, but things don't exactly go the way he expected, for one the mob now looks like a pony, a mare to be precise...

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Chapter 1

It was a normal day for me hopping around, jumping on villagers and trying to kill them like usual.

Yeah... My life is boring as hell (or nether in this case), sometimes I feel like my life is meaningless, heck I don't even have a name!

I'm a slime cube, practically the worse mob in the game, I'm two-thousand five-hundred and twenty-three minecraft days old, I have no friends other than other cubes, the other mobs usually leave me alone but occasionally they drop by and make fun of me, saying I shouldn't have been created and that I might aswell be a mistake like the creeper was, they always picked on me and my friends (who were also slime cubes)! Well, except for creeper, he can be nice sometimes, and no one messes with him, especially after we found out about his, ability during the beta tests. Are master, Lord Herobrine, usually doesn't ask anything of us cubes, which pisses off the other thus adding a reason for them to pick on me, but when he does it's usually nothing exciting.

I was sitting under a tree when I heard hoof steps nearby. I looked to see a brown pony with an orange mane and tail, wearing iron armor and wielding an iron sword.

Huh, it's been awhile since I've seen a player around here... I thought to myself.

I watched the player who seemed to be lost and was walking aimlessly around, I read his name which said ButtonMasher19 above his head.

He equipped what looked like obsidian and then started making a nether portal.

Looks like someone's going to the nether...

All mobs knew what the nether was, it's hell down there, still I always wanted to visit there because I heard of the magma cubes that live there.

Before he jump in, I saw him type in what looked like a simple binary code and then that code decipitated into the portal, then the player ran off and just left the portal there.

Curious, I hopped over to the portal, it looked normal but that code looked odd.

I wanted to jump through and test it but I had been warned that it was not meant for mobs and that it wasn't a good idea to try and bend the rules of the game, yet my curiosity got the better of me, at the same time it felt like the portal was beckoning me to it.

I reached a corner of my cube body out and touch it, nothing happened, it just felt... odd, in a way I can't really explain.

I jumped into it and suddenly my entire body was engulfed in the odd feeling, but then something started to not feel right, I looked down in horror to see that my body was slowly disappearing.

What in the name of notch is going on!?!?

Little did I know that I was being watched by the same player from earlier...


47 minutes earlier
Giant crystal tree castle (AKA Twilights house.)

"Come on Twilight, why not?" Asked an annoyed Button Mash.

"Because, I have no idea what will happen if we tried, especially since it's a computer game, plus even if it did work I don't know what would come out or what whatever comes out would do." Replied an even more annoyed Twilight.

"Besides, why do you want a creature from that game, what was it called, minecraft or something, anyways?" Asked Twilight.

"I thought it would be cool." Said ButtonMash.

"*Sigh*Look, I'm not going to perform the spell without doing a little research first, ok?" Said Twilight.

"How long would that take?" Asked Button.

"I don't know, a few months, a year, I just don't know!" Said Twilight.

"*Sigh* Ok Twilight, I'll leave you alone..." Said Button.

"Thank you, now go home, I've got some reading to catch up on." She said, tuning to an open book on the desk.

"Bye!" Said Button.

"Bye..." Said Twilight who was lost in her reading, but if she were to watch ButtonMash, she would of seen him take her book of summoning spells....


When button got home he looked out the window to see if twilight was following him, when he didn't he felt a sense of relief and couldn't believe he got away so easily.

He was about to head to his room when he heard hoof steps behind him. He turned to see his mom walking up to him.

"Hey mom!" He said.

"Hello button, how'd it go with Twilight?" His mother asked.

"*Sigh* She said she wouldn't help..." Said ButtonMash, who was feeling a little down.

"Oh cheer up sweety, I'm sure she had a good reason." Said his mother.

"Mom, I've told you to stop calling me 'sweety', I'm 18 years old ok?" Said button mash as he walked past his mother and started making his way up the stairs.

"I know dear, Hey, what's that book for?" His mother asked.

Button Mash mentally sighed to himself because he had hoped to keep his mother from knowing about the book.

"Uh, Twilight, uhm, let me borrow it." Button lied.

"Oh, that was nice of her! Dinner should be ready soon though." Said his mom.

"Ok mom, I'll be in my room." Said ButtonMash as he walked up the stairs.

When he got to his room he quickly locked the door and started up his computer.

He opened the book and looked through the table of contents.

"Lets see, no...no...no...no...hmm, this might work." He said to himself looking at a spell that looked easy enough, and as a plus, you don't need to be a unicorn to do it!

After a quick search online to fined out how to transform the spell into computer coding, after a fe minutes he found something that would work much to his surprise (Seriously? Who puts that online?) he got some chalk from his closet where he kept all his old childhood toys and started drawing the symbol it showed in the book on to the wall. He then logged onto minecraft and got to work. The book had said that there has to be a portal in the place your summoning the creature from. Using creative mode, he built a nether portal hoping that it would do. Then he typed in the code he had made from the spell, it was a simple binary code now.

When he entered it, a message appeared saying 'command received would you like to summon now?', to which Button answered by typing 'yes' and with that he hid his avatar and waited for a mob to come. The book said that the first thing to enter the portal would instantly begin to teleport to wherever he drew the symbol.

He waited a few seconds until he saw a slime cube start hopping towards the portal. A slime cube wouldn't have been his first choice but it was better than an animal mob like a cow, and less dangerous than a creeper... Yeah, if he were to get a creeper he didn't think he would be able to keep it under control.

The cube sat there for a moment then it hesitated but jumped in and after a few seconds it dissolved and disappeared, shortly after that the chalk started glowing blue.

He looked through the book to see what it meant and found that he had to give the creature permission to enter the world.

"How the heck do i grant it permission?" Button said to himself.

He continued reading until he found where it gave directions on how to grant the creature permission.

He had to say the following words, i det tibi aditum mundum.

He didn't exactly know what they meant, but recited them the best he could. After a few attempts the portal changed from blue to red, at first dimly then it brightened.


Meanwhile at Twilight's home.

Twilight had been feeling strange Energy getting emitted from somewhere's nearby for the pass five or so minutes, and it was starting to give her a headache.

"Uhg! Where is all this energy coming from!?!?" Exclaimed Twilight.

While walking around trying to ignore the pain she noticed a book missing, one she new shouldn't be missing... and she new exactly who took it.

"BUTTON MASH!!!"


The red light continued to glow brighter and brighter.

At some point he heard loud banging from the front door, but he didn't need to look out the window to know who it was.

The light slowly shifted green and Button mash saw something begin to materialize.

He heard even large knocks that were soon followed by the sound of a door crashing down and a "what in tartaraus" from his mother.

He listened to his mother and twilight talk through the floor.

"Twilight!?!? What in Equestria are you doing?!?!" His mother practically shrieked.

"I'm sorry miss mash but I don't have time to explain, where's button mash!?" Yelled twilight.

"He's in his room, but what's going on!?" Asked Button's mom.

"Your son is about to do something very stupid and possibly dangerous." Said twilight (and not for the first time)

As if on cue, they saw a faint red glow from the stairs.

In button's room the portal continued to grow brighter and the thing materializing began to take shape, it looked like a pony sort of but soon the portal was too bright for him to see details.

He heard his computer beep, and he looked to see a loading bar had appeared on the screen showing it eighty-nine percent full and was quickly loading.

He heard faint banging on his door and a voice shouting but he couldn't understand it, it sounded like it was meters away rather than a few feet.

Then he heard another beep and looked at his computer. A window opened and it asked would you like to complete? and had two buttons, 'yes' or 'no'.

Button mash hesitated but then clicked 'yes'.

Suddenly the computer screen went blank and shutted down and the room stayed in silence for a moment, but only a moment, then there was a flash of green and suddenly everything looked they it was before except for one thing, there was a green pony now laying in front of were the symbol was.

Button walked up to the pony, it looked like a mare and her cutie mark looked like a clime cube, you would have mistaken her for an actual pony except she was made out Slime.

Well it worked but why does it look like a pony? For that matter, why a mare? Thought ButtonMash.

The knocking he heard from his door was now banging.

"Button Mash! Open this door this instant." Yelled his mother.

He looked over to the mare and thought about what he should do, but was cut off from his thoughts by the crashing of his door (also not for the first time).

"Button mash!" Yelled A furious Milano Mash. "What in Tartarus have you done now!?"

Button mash had one thought.

Oh buck, I'm really in for it now....

Author's Note:

Soooo..... Yeah, I've completely messed up physics :derpytongue2:

I hope you enjoyed the first chapter.:pinkiehappy:

Comments ( 43 )

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YEAH!

(yes, it's a she)

it's

she

uh

I swear, I go to this site to escape my slime girl fetish and suddenly slime mares. :rainbowderp: I don't even know anymore...
This story is good. Keep it up. :twilightsmile:

No you just stretched it.

I find a lot of amusement in this... You better not botcher this concept!

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6023635 thank you all, appreciate it:twilightsmile:

By the way can any of you think of a better title?

6024241 Slime, that's me!

Sorry, I'm actually having a hard time. Maybe if she had a name? I'm unsure. Once the story has evolved further I'll be a lot more confident in naming the story. I name my stories as I usually know what I want them to be.

6024241 ... Let me get back to you on that. All of the names that just popped out had several innuendos. Wow. I feel bad now.

Slimed?

I've thought of a name for her: Gak (y'know, that hasbro slime toy)

This is a pretty good start

6023635 You really should know that there's probably no where safe from that, this is the internet all things come somewhere eventually ... especially if popular. (if you want to escape it you may have to stick to books that exclude that topic/reference anywhere in it to start.)

You really need to proof-read this, its full of mistakes.

The story is interesting but.... so many spelling errors.

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Well.... English is really my third language.

6024241 Was doing buck all and suddenly had an idea for a new title for this story.

It ain't easy being greasy.

What do you think?

6035289 Better than what i can think of:applejackunsure: I find naming your story the hardest part.

6036926 Yeah, I think my story "Hooves of ice" is a great example of that. I mean really? What does it mean? It was supposed to be called that because I introduced Frost Ponies... They appear like once and haven't shown up since... So yeah, I know that feel.

Button Mash is the pony HackerMan (Kung Fury)
also love your avatar R63 is awesome

this better get saucy and stay funny! (....ahahahahahahaha! im just kidding it doesn't need to be saucy to be entertaining) (its already doing so fine so far)

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6026377 Honestly, I started this because of a slime mare fetish:twilightsheepish:

6023635 let me get this straight. You tried to hide from a fetish....on the Internet?

My friend I do believe you are retarded.
:moustache:

Are master, Lord Herobrine

*OUR* Sorry had to point that out.

Anyway I favorited this ^_^

EDIT: Would you let me be your proofreader? I see a lot of mistakes and errors (No offense)

6136604 You can... Y'know, PM me?

you totally need to update this!! at least the next chapter or two :)

Plus I haven't seen a lot of GOOD minecraft story's, emphasis on 'good'.

You say that, and then promptly write a story that is mediocre at best, with painful grammar.

I figured out what that cryptic writing was! but i'm not going to say it in public.

Interesting. Can Slime Pony split off other slime foals or something if she gets hit???? Got to wonder though what a ponified creeper would look like.

This could be good, as long as you get an editor.

ohh it was just getting good.

There were a few typos, but other than that it was good.

6293468 green and black checkerd pony that never smiles :rainbowhuh:

6177196 Well he does deserve points for a unique idea, i.e. slime cube pony instead of a go visit the world of minecraft or miner/enderman coming to Equestria. I'm hoping for more just to see how it all plays out.

7207755 You shall get more when summer comes and I decide to get my ass off the X-box 1. :trollestia:

7228343 well when I think about it, I shouldn't dis other people's stuff when I can obviously improve. :applejackunsure:

Alter, mach es! Beende die Geschichte, du hast mich neugierig gemacht.
(I have no idea if what I typed is correct or not. :twilightblush:)

when will a new chapter come out?

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