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Traumkampfer


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Okay, I admit it - the mustache thing was funny.

5530451 Thanks :D
I had this idea for the longest time, I'm just shocked nobody else had done thing yet :rainbowlaugh:

This story was truly amazing the ending really made me laugh hard and maybe slightly aroused:twilightsheepish:

5530774 Well thank you very much, its so awesome to know people like this story :rainbowlaugh:
I was worried it would be too weird

WTF did I just read? (Complement).

5533802 You, my friend, have read a classic porno, these things didn't survive past the 80's :rainbowlaugh:

I'm liking this preemptively for the cover art.
If the story lives up to it, you'll have a fave as well...
[Edit]: THAT CHAPTER TITLE TOO! YES!

When I look at the tags and see "sex" and "comedy." All I could think of is comedic porn. It's like what do they do? Slapstick and word play?

lol get it?

5533889 Well, its more a comedy than clop, but its a story designed to be as cheesy and dumb as a classic porno :rainbowwild:

5533887 Thanks a lot, I hope you like the story. I came up with most of this stuff randomly xD

You cannot believe how hard I'm laughing right now

“The moral of the story is this: tongues should not be inserted into urethras, as this is a leading cause of forest fires…..well, tree fires, in this case.”

He's right you know. Seriously Twilight, who the fuck does that?

5534641 Good, I'm glad we both agree about that, sister :rainbowwild:

This is basically the definitive TwiPie.

5535217 Oh wow, thats actually quite the compliment :pinkiehappy:
Thank you!

Mustache power! Mesmerize!
Lyra: so... Manly... But... I'm gay...
Right... Luna! Mustache mesmerization!
Luna: take... Whatever you want...
Mustaches, the perfect weapon

I sat staring at my screen for an actual five minutes after finishing this.

I still have no idea what I just read.

5535649 Then that means I accomplished what I set out to do :P

WHY IS THIS WRITTEN SO WELL!!!

GWARGLEE!!!!
But to be honest, your word choice (ain't gonna type diction... drat) works wonderfully!
Also, they conversed so fluidly!! It was so smooth and calming.

Your writing talent made something silly become surprisingly special.
Thank you for the laughter.

5536657 Oh wow, thanks a lot! :pinkiehappy:
I didn't even set out with the goal of making a well-written story, I just wanted to make a funny fanfic that I was surprised had never been made before. It feels awesome to hear all the positive feedback :)

a3x

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5537742
Don't say that'cha don't understand
Don't say that'cha can't comprehend
Don't say that'cha can't understand
This's Equestria Babylon, my man

"Heya bitch, I heard you placed an order for a meat lovers pizza, with an extra helping of.....sausage?"

Making Celestia an inexplicably horrible mentor to an oblivious Twilight is always funny.

Holy what the frack, Batman.

Did someone say... Mustache? :moustache:

:trollestia:

Was there ever any doubt? :trixieshiftright:

The Princess pushed the door further open and invited herself inside. From seemingly nowhere, the seductive tune of a saxophone could be heard playing. Twilight wanted to go search for it out of curiosity, but couldn’t because she was now suddenly compelled to passionately kiss her mentor/pizza delivery pony.

I'm listening to Jazz24 Live right now sooo...

Only you can prevent urethra insertation!

5711770 Yes, this was Smokey the bears original catchphrase; it didn't catch on, sadly. :derpytongue2:

5714363 Can't imagine why; it's not like people quit starting wildfires...

I read this in the hopes of being able to quote Supernatural. I was wrong.

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