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What happens when you discover that your most private of sanctuaries is no longer there? Two beings, one man and one pony, learn just that when they find that their bathrooms are no longer their own. How do these beings handle this strange occurrence and will they let it get in their way?

Since This isn't my bathroom! did so well and I was told by many to do more, I have transformed this into a short series where one poor man will be subjected to more room swaps than should ever happen. Yes, the first addition to the bathroom is the kitchen..

First Published
30th Apr 2012
Last Modified
24th Jan 2013
#1 · 129w, 3d ago · 4 · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

Oddly Amusing :rainbowlaugh:

And I think it is most funny that Twilight has such difficulties to a modern time bathroom while the Man simply goes about his business

#2 · 129w, 3d ago · 3 · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

This is genious. I have no idea how you made something so hillarious and philosophical from something as simple and hillariously odd as a bathroom switch. Loved it.

On another note. It's great how the man just goes, "The fuck?" and goes about his huisiness in miniature. Yet Twilight has an absoluletly terrible time.

You got my like.

#3 · 129w, 3d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

I gotta say this much, THAT was pretty funny.


Also, first post.

#4 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

This ammuses me! Good job man, it takes skill to write something in that sort of a context and make it good! That was 1.6K of daily routine, and yet, highly enjoyable!

#5 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

:rainbowlaugh: Oh that was a fun read. Definitely worth the thumbs up.

#6 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

Given that the Man has yet to acquire that most necessary of beverages, coffee, I find his course of action completely and utterly plausible.

I hope that there will be similar stories to follow, for this has earned the coveted "Thumbs Up" from this reader.

#7 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

You sir have recieved a thumb up from me. That was HILARIOUS!!! :rainbowlaugh:

Seriously though! Take my thumbs! You deserve them! If I was in the guy's position I probably would have also been like "ok, what the fuck?" then just deal with the problem later. Poor Twi. She has now been emotionally scarred by the evils of human restrooms.

Stay frosty my delicious friends. Silver, out! :pinkiehappy:

#8 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>523602 OMG IDEA.

KITCHEN. SWAP THE KITCHENS. SEQUEL-FUEL! :D

#9 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

:rainbowlaugh: funny!

#10 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

The ending feels like something out of Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy.

#11 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>524446

My mind was warped by The Guide long ago... So I'm not surprised if it shows.

#12 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

treg what the hell is wrong with you?:rainbowhuh:

#13 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>524708

It is not my fault, brother. Blame the people I speak with on skype, they made me do it. :raritydespair:

#14 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>524717 treg..........o i give up:facehoof:

#15 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

Short but sweet.:heart:

Might have been funny if Spike had wandered in while the man was in Twilight's bathroom, he'd likely scream. :rainbowlaugh:  

#16 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

She's right the toilet is evil! Just look at what it eats!

#17 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>525170 Please do not encourage him :facehoof:

#18 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

... Dafuq did I just read?

I don't really know what to say Treg, other than that. Also, how in the world did you come up with this? Did you just walk into your bathroom one morning and had this amazing idea?

It was funny how the Man was just like "Okay, whatever." and does his business, while Twi believes that the bathroom is evil.:twilightangry2:EEEEEVVVVVIIIIIILLLLL

I'm guessing that the man was NOT stone? :trixieshiftright:

#19 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>525654

The man was not stone, the man was just some random man.

#20 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

You, good sir, are purely a genius! This is by far the most original piece of work I have ever seen on this website. It is such a simple idea, but the execution was outstanding. Maybe now people will realize that they don't need over the top to get a good story. This one is a definite favourite, and shall forever be a timeless classic of Fimfiction. I will do my best to be sure of that.:rainbowdetermined2:

Anyway, good day, and good luck.

#21 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

When Twi started putting on the shampoo, My ears started ringing, THEY STILL ARE

What does this mean!?

#22 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>527358

Maybe somepony is calling them?

#23 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>527390 Maybe, but if so. How would I answer my ears? :trixieshiftright:

#24 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

What is this I don't even...

Whatever, it was well-written, I guess I will give it a thumbs-up

#25 · 129w, 2d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>527411

...Very carefully is all the advice I can give.

#26 · 129w, 1d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>525566 Don't worry, I think after the ordeal Twilight went through in the man's bathroom he'll have seen enough. :pinkiesmile:

And if worse comes to worse the secret is safe with me. :eeyup:

#27 · 129w, 1d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

As soon as it began, it ended.

#28 · 129w, 1d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

This small shore story Has done better than both of our stories put together .  It's only been out for a few days And it has more views Then both of them ?  :rainbowhuh:  Oh well It's best I'm not question it :twilightsmile:  Good job Brother :pinkiehappy:

#29 · 129w, 1d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

Mother of God... that was the most oddly hilarious thing I've read in while. And, the icing on the cake, it was grammatically correct! :twistnerd:

#31 · 129w, 1d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

"the unicorn decided to take a much more forward approach and threw herself onto it's seat" - Grammar note: When its is used possessively, it does not need an apostrophe

>>531543 ^ NOPE! ^

>>524008

#32 · 129w, 1d ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

>>532460

My story is totally grammatically correct and that has absolutely nothing to do with me changing errors as they are pointed out. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

Treg, you magnificent bastard.

>>536957

Just marveling at how everything that I've seen that was written by you has been amazing.

>>537020

Oh, thank you.

#38 · 129w, 9h ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

Treg. My mind is full of wut now. Primarily, there's so much room for things to have gone wrong that neither of them noticed. What were the mysterious liquids? Was all not what it seemed?

Also, whoever said to make a sequel where their kitchens are swapped was a genius. Not as much of a genius as you, but still.

#39 · 129w, 8h ago · 1 · · This isn't my Kitchen! ·

>>524008

The deed... has been done.

#40 · 129w, 7h ago · 2 · · This isn't my Kitchen! ·

I guess Pinkie eating the bacon isn't terribly bad, as it came from a non-sapient Earth pig... but giving her coffee? That's just evil.

How much stoic can a Mr. Stoic stoic if Mr. Stoic could stoic stoic? Seriously, this guy should be a fighter pilot. He's got ice in his veins.

#41 · 129w, 7h ago · 1 · · This isn't my Kitchen! ·

>>538175

The man resorts to cold blood when lacking hot coffee.

#42 · 129w, 6h ago · · · This isn't my Kitchen! ·

Poor guy. At least the kitchen wasn't demolished.

#43 · 129w, 6h ago · · · This isn't my Bathroom! ·

Treg, I must complement you that story actually caused me to laugh out loud, normally I NEVER laugh when reading, so well done.

#44 · 129w, 5h ago · · · This isn't my Kitchen! ·

What will be next in this constant parade of interuptions!

Swap bedrooms with rarity maybe?

Or living rooms with fluttershy?

WHO KNOWS!

#45 · 129w, 2h ago · 1 · · This isn't my Kitchen! ·

:pinkiecrazy: oh god no :raritydespair:

#47 · 129w, 7m ago · 1 · · This isn't my Kitchen! ·

This is awesome :rainbowderp:

#48 · 128w, 6d ago · · · This isn't my Kitchen! ·

>>538164 GLORIOUS! THE KITCHENS HAVE BEEN SWAPPED! AND THE FUN, DOUBLED! :pinkiecrazy:

#49 · 128w, 6d ago · · · This isn't my Kitchen! ·

Oh, man. This is great. I applaud you sir, for taking what seemed like a mundane concept and turning it into a hilarious tale. Bravo!

Of course, now I have images of swapped rooms running through my head. What would it be like to swap closets with Rarity? Backyards with Fluttershy? Bedrooms with Rainbow Dash? Curses! Now I'm gonna end up fixated on this all week!

#50 · 128w, 6d ago · · · This isn't my Kitchen! ·

>>538271 Actually I think Pinkie Pie's sugar buzz from the coffee DID destroy the kitchen. :facehoof:

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