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Starburst Gleam


Hello everyone! I'm Starburst Gleam, but I just go by Starburst :)

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Twilight Sparkle attended Canterlot high for a short while, but as a student, she should have attended classes. So what would happen if she, a pony only just getting used to a new body, had to play dodgeball?

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So Discord had no problem with Pinkie manipulating the laws of the physics in his gym? You'd think he'd at least notice, considering the kind of power he's got.:rainbowlaugh:

Oh she just loved swinging the stick just below the limit, and hitting the ball all the way across the field, occasionally smacking a few idiots who got in the way.

Why Rarity, that's not very ladylike , is it? :raritydespair:. Oh don't give me that look, you know we're all thinking it.

When I play dodgeball, nobody will throw it at me anymore because I dodge it effortlessly and then go, "really!" while throwing my arms out. I'm not sure who I would relate to in this story. I SUCK at catching and I'm decent in throwing... I don't know. Who cares. :derpytongue2:

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Eh, Discord likes a fellow reality warper, and Pinkie doesn't really go around doing the stuff he does.

Not terrible, but the footnotes were in poor taste. If you don't add an insert just below where the footnote itself is, I have no desire to jump around the page to read it.

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Thank you for the advice. I didn't think of doing something like that I'll see if I can edit that in right away :)

Probably the best comedy I have read in a while I usually ignore the human ones but I'm so glad I didn't on this one.

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Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!

Didcord is gym teacher. Gym teachers are evil. Ergo, EG Discord is still evil.
Seriously, You neglected to include the most memorable quote from Dodgeball!
"Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge."

There needs to be a sequel where, somehow, Vinyl's earplugs come out, and the music is so intense that it pushes anything that comes towards her away.

5346802:duck: What? I can't think of a single thing more ladylike than that! Its just like navigating the courts of Canterlot.

5347726 Or about Pinkies confusion when the laws of the universe start dancing to her music like in the "music to my ears" short.:pinkiehappy:

5349552 Then it would become a battle of the universe benders, ending with Discord yelling "ENOUGH!!!

5349761 Nah, I think he'd just make them wait while he made popcorn.

5350087 That couldn't end with him being fired at all.

Idea! Celestia comes in, tells off Discord, suspends Vinyl and Pinkie, and then...
Celestia and Luna have the dodgeball match of the ages!

5351420 This is Discord we're talking about! He's reformed, but not that reformed.

5351489 Not reformed enough for what?

5351584 To care what Celestia thinks of making popcorn and watching students fight.:pinkiehappy:

5351588 It doesn't matter whether or not he cares, Celestia can't just not care!

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