What the frick?!

by Cool writer

...To Show to Dad I'm Not a Fool

"You sure you want to do this?" Lyra asked, gripping my hoof. I nodded.

"We can't just, hide away forever now, can't we?" I said, ruffling my sister's mane. Me and her- wait... Her and I (gotta fix up that grammar, because...) we are going back to school. It sucks because we missed a week... but thank Celestia it was only a week. It would be sooo much worse if it was any more! Any one who has ever missed a week of school knows how much of a nightmare it can be. I spent the whole weekend practicing flying, and I can do it! I can't go very fast... yet... but hey! I. Can. FLY! I would have preferred to fly to school, get more practice in, but mom said it would freak people out, and draw unnecessary attention to myself. I had to fight with the urge to roll my eyes when she said that last part. I mean, really, I'm a yellow freakin' pegasis, what kind of person wouldn't double take at seeing that. We'll have all eyes on us when we step out of the car in five seconds.

"Bell's about to ring, you better get out." Mom said. "Good luck, I love you!" Mom motioned for us to get out of the car. I pushed the door open, and stepped out.

You know how, when you call something before it happens, and you're super excited? ... Yeah... this is not that. Everyone was looking at us. I just looked at the floor, and kept walking. I started thinking about if I were half human... Back when I was a 10, I would be walking in a hall full of perverts... yeah, I think it's better this way. If I can avoid changing half way again, I will. And besides, being full pony is better anyway. The bell rang shortly after we entered the building. Me and Lyra split up for our first class, I wish we didn't, more now than I could have ever then.

Author's Note:

And besides, being full pony is better anyways.

*Smirk*

Being full pony is better

*smirk grows bigger*

full pony is better

*smirk turns evil*
You know, sometimes... I can be really evil. Like when I was writing this chapter. All I could think about was how some readers wanted her to be a half human... so, I made them a dream of the future, and then I crushed those dreams. And then shot them, I shot them in the face.
*makes evil face, and starts evil laughing*

OK, down to business. This was short for reasons, them being: it is to set the stage for the next chapter, this story needed an update.... and I wanted to kill some dreams. That'll be all, thank you for your time.
... Get it? TIME?
... I'm not funny.

Comments

[Cool writer]

6792546
A short one will come... in approximately...
a few seconds ago.

[Literary]

ok, liked this chapter, can't wait for more

[Gargon94]

Wow, you can be evil some times.

[Cool writer]

6793039
*Smiles evilly, and points to another comment*
6712019
I was trolling.

[tsaukpaetra]

And then she realizes what a doof she was for not practicing writing! Lol
Keep going! ;)

[Sputniik]

2nd best story eeeeeeeeever!!!!! Keep it up! :D Though, the past three chapters were pretty short...

[Cool writer]

6921853
Wow... I'm touched. (Though I shouldn't be because I didn't write HALF of this story,)

This comment fills you with determination,
Keep writing?
Yes No

(Clicks yes)

[Sputniik]

6947493 Good Choice ;) XD

[Doctor Tex]

I can agree on the part about being a full pony is better AT CERTAIN POINTS. My main concern is hands. Hands are the greatest development of the advanced species, and suddenly having them taken away one day will just be a bit too much, unless you are a Unicorn, and I'm a Pegasus, sooo....no on the hooves.