Discord shocks Ponyville's populace with an indecent one-armed performance. Now the fate of all of Equestria rests in the unsure hooves of Twilight Sparkle.
5291601 I didn't think of that, but still highly unlikely even for Discord. Otherwise, why didn't he go back in time to stop his own imprisonment first thing after escaping?
Everypony should keep making excuses why somepony else should help Discord with his penis problem. See how many confused, unhappy ponies can surround a furiously wanking Discord at once, trying to discuss how to deal with him without actually looking at him beating the one-eyed bishop.
huh its kinda like the movie speed but with much higher stakes, instead of keeping a city bus above 50 mph Discord has to keep his Dick above 60 strokes a minute or everyone dies.
Everyone's really going to lose their minds when Matthew McConaughey from Interstellar pops by and says, "Where's all these black holes I keep hearing about." And then they all point and he goes, "Oh God! Oh please no!" And then he accidentally wins another Oscar... (It all makes sense to me.)
An important lesson to learn! :D Never read anything that clearly implies being something that WILL burn itself into your memory, when you are not absolutely sure you want it^^
what...the draconequus holy black of a popo fuck did I read...
Its funny, but sooo wrong
Oh dear, someone had the mood strike him at the worst of times. And the elements of Harmony are stronger than Dischord's dick.
Sweet, sweet Celestia, what did I just read?
What the buck did I just read? Seriously?! I can't just UN-READ it.
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Where is the un-read button in my head when I need it?
Oh, I'm definitely tracking this one!
Now I KNOW he's lying. He was still encased in stone 106 years ago.
So, Discord's 'Reign of Terror' could have just been him flogging the hog.
Now I'm curious as to how Luna & Celestia really beat off Discord and turned him to stone.
5291062 You just assume Discord cant time travel?
5291601 I didn't think of that, but still highly unlikely even for Discord. Otherwise, why didn't he go back in time to stop his own imprisonment first thing after escaping?
5291623 because that's easy, and he doesn't do squat without strife.
by the way, I can't believe this is incomplete. After that last line, I feel like the next chapter will make me cry.
Needs editing. Still hilarious.
Everypony should keep making excuses why somepony else should help Discord with his penis problem. See how many confused, unhappy ponies can surround a furiously wanking Discord at once, trying to discuss how to deal with him without actually looking at him beating the one-eyed bishop.
huh its kinda like the movie speed but with much higher stakes, instead of keeping a city bus above 50 mph Discord has to keep his Dick above 60 strokes a minute or everyone dies.
My sides are somewhere between Earth and Mars
5290479 Welcome to my second account! The account where the plots are weird as hell and the points don't matter.
Everyone's really going to lose their minds when Matthew McConaughey from Interstellar pops by and says, "Where's all these black holes I keep hearing about." And then they all point and he goes, "Oh God! Oh please no!" And then he accidentally wins another Oscar... (It all makes sense to me.)
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An important lesson to learn! :D
Never read anything that clearly implies being something that WILL burn itself into your memory, when you are not absolutely sure you want it^^
(Haven't read it^^ (yet))
This. Brilliant. Masterpiece. Ten outta Ten
What...the....fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
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Yes! I was about to quote and comment on that myself!
Hi,I was sent here by naturalbornderpy.... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!!!!!
I have been betrayed!
6352007 I was as well sent here by him and am scared to continue