New Sir Hat! Fuck yeah!

5229701 It would appear I have made enemies.
*evil finger pyramid*

A story in the Ivory-verse where none of the characters have said "Fuck" yet.

Joel is my new favorite character. Also, Foxglove and Milky should meet. I think that would be interesting. Either that or the universe would implode.

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Figures he'd also be Canadian.

5229903 What have you got against Canadians?

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Nothing, just stereo typical that the first guy who doesn't swear much is Canadian.

5229903 i was going to say he was my new favorite because he seems sane and perfectly well adjusted to society aside from seeming a bit awkward. Then I remembered he was Canadian and it all made sense. Also

I think this is the most I think I've seen one of your characters apologize in one chapter. Anyway, I'm noticing a lack of Irish characters.

Holy crap. I just pictured the Equestrian equivalent of Ireland and because I'm so tired I'm now laughing hysterically.

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Irish giant ponies.

lovely

Well, good thing I didn't notice the human tag. Your rendition of the HiE theme is most delightful. A really enjoyable read!

Joel

*Laughs profusely.* I'm sorry, I just have this image of Jor El milking Milky in my head!

"Went full Canadian."

Never go full Canadian

First chapter and already it has a place umong my favorite Ivory-verse stories.

5230072 Okay...

This is a pretty hilarious start to a story I know I will love.

I've read about 40-50 HiE stories and this is the first time said human is at least half-vegetarian in the story... This story just got a while lot better.

I like what I see. Feels fresh. A welcome break from the standard HiE intro. Very nice.

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"Ivory-verse"?

Good fic and all...
But surely I'm not the only one who read all of Joel's lines as in Vinesauce Joel.

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You surely weren't, my friend.
You surely weren't.

Milky stretched her back legs. "I know. I was actually thinking about getting them reduced--"

"Don't--don't do that." I felt my cheeks start to burn. "Crime against nature that would be." I walked down the halls, towards our bathroom. "Bloody...absolute travesty, takin' those blessed things to get shrunk."

I'm sorry, but that opportunity was just too perfect to pass up.