"Princess, can you tell me a story?"
"Of course Twilight, and I have the perfect story for you"
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Once upon a time, in the distant past, there was a warrior. He was known as the Guardian.
The Guardian appeared out of nowhere, a bipedal creature wearing full armor, wielding weapons of powerful magic, and with a companion, known simply as Ghost.
When the Guardian first appeared, ponies were frightened of him, as he had defeated a great dragon that threatened all of Equestria single handedly.
However, there were five ponies whom were not afraid of him. The first, was a unicorn named Chocolate Swirl, he was the son of Starswirl the Bearded and was extremely talented in the art of chaos magic.
Chocolate approached the Guardian and offered him a stick of cotton candy and a glass of chocolate milk.
The Guardian accepted the gift from the eccentric colt, and the two quickly hit it off, becoming fast friends.
Chocolate Swirl's friends quickly came up to the pair and introduced themselves to the Guardian.
Their names were Luna Evermore, the Princess of the Moon, Chrysalis Cocoon, princess of the Changeling Hives, Sombra Dusk of the Crystal Empire and Celestia Evermore, Princess of the Sun.
That's you Princess!
Hmhmhm, yes, I was friends with the Guardian, Twilight. Now, to continue my story.
The six quickly became good friends. However, the Guardian's five friends eventually had to go their separate ways. Chocolate furthered his studies in chaotic energies, Chrysalis became Queen of a hive, Sombra continued his studies in Crystalmancy and finally, my Sister and I had to take the throne of Equestria.
Many years passed while the Guardian protected Equestria from Dragons and other nasty things.
However, all good things must come to an end.
Creatures of the Darkness arrived, ready to snuff out the Light of all of Equestria. They came wielding weapons to rival the Guardian's own.
And the Guardian fought them, all by himself.
The fighting stopped after a few years. However, nothing was heard from the Guardian again. It is said he fell fighting the minions of the Darkness after preventing them from ever returning.
The Guardian faded into myth, and then legend. To this day, the only pony to know that he is not a simple story, is myself.
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A slight wind whipped around the Canterlot Castle gardens, forcing the Guards stationed there to stay alert with the chill it carried with it. The two guards did not wear their traditional armor this night, swapping it for winter coats. there were two of them stationed there this night.
"Do you ever wonder why we're here?" the first one asked his partner, he was an orange coated pegasus.
"Well..." started the second, whom was a maroon unicorn.
"No" stated the first. "Don't start that again, you know exactly what I mean Simmons." The maroon unicorn, Simmons, frowned at his partner before speaking again.
"Grif, I was going to say that I don't know why the princess posted us in the gardens" Simmons said, shooting a glare at his partner.
"Oh..." said the orange pegasus, Grif. The two stood there in silence for another minute before Grif spoke again.
"Y'know, that statue looks really weird, I wonder why the Princess keeps it here?" he asked, Simmons shrugged.
"Dunno, apparently it's a memorial" he said before looking at the moon, calculating the time.
"C'mon, I think our shift is over" Simmons said, opening the door to go back inside. Grif instantly smiled.
"Finally! I though we would never go back inside!" he exclaimed before walking inside next to his partner.
The slight breeze caused a leaf to fall on the memorial statue the two spoke about. It was a marble statue of a bipedal warrior wearing full armor in a heroic pose. It held in it's hand an object that very few ponies would know the name of, but t'was a powerful weapon. By it's shoulder, suspended by a small pillar of clear glass, was a floating magical construct.
Etched on the base of the statue were a series of words
In honor of the Guardian and his Ghost, they protected Equestria from the Darkness, wielding only their Light
-----Years Later, 1AT (After Tirek)-----
Somewhere, deep underneath the Everfree forest sat a stone statue. It was a bipedal warrior, clad in armor, in a pose that spoke of a warrior fighting for his life from a dangerous foe.
The stone cracked slightly, and a bright light burst forth.
" The first, was a unicorn named Chocolate Swirl, he was the son of Starswirl the Bearded and was extremely talented in the art of chaos magic.
Chocolate approached the Guardian and offered him a stick of cotton candy and a glass of chocolate milk."
Discord pony anyone?
Also, love the RvB reference. That has to be one of my favorrite lines from those two XD I couldn't not read Grif's lines in Geoffs voice :3
Hat was the worst exposition ever....
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Jk, just wanted to make the RvB refference. Although the expostition was a littlerushed its still a cool looking story. Good luck!
As soon as I read 'Yo' Celestia started speaking like some two bit gangster. And as good as that is for making me laugh my arse off, it's a bit Jarring from the story. Anyway I'm not sure if I'll follow this too closely, but it doesn't seem bad, so who knows? Keep it up.
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Gizoogled for your pleasure:
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"Princess, can you tell me a story?"
"Of course Twilight, n' I have tha slick rap fo' you"
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Back up in tha day, up in tha distant past, there was a warrior yo. Dude was known as tha Guardian.
Da Guardian rocked up outta nowhere, a funky-ass bipedal creature bustin full armor, wieldin weaponz of bangin magic, n' wit a cold-ass lil companion, known simply as Ghost.
When tha Guardian first rocked up, ponies was frightened of him, as dat schmoooove muthafucka had defeated a pimped out dragon dat threatened all of Equestria single handedly.
But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat there was five ponies whom was not afraid of his muthafuckin ass. Da first, was a unicorn named Chocolate Swirl, da thug was tha lil hustla of Starswirl tha Bearded n' was mad talented up in tha art of chaos magic.
Chocolate approached tha Guardian n' offered his ass a stick of cotton candy n' a glass of chocolate milk.
Da Guardian accepted tha gift from tha eccentric colt, n' tha two quickly hit it off, becomin fast playas.
Chocolate Swirlz playaz quickly came up ta tha pair n' introduced theyselves ta tha Guardian.
Their names was Luna Evermore, tha Supa-Hoe of tha Moon, Chrysalis Cocoon, bizzatch of tha Chizzlelin Hives, Sombra Dusk of tha Crystal Empire n' Celestia Evermore, Supa-Hoe of tha Sun.
Thatz you Princess!
Hmhmhm, fo'sho, I was playaz wit tha Guardian, Twilight. Now, ta continue mah story.
Da six quickly became phat playas. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha Guardianz five playaz eventually had ta go they separate ways. Chocolate furthered his studies up in chaotic energies, Chrysalis became Biatch of a hive, Sombra continued his studies up in Crystalmancy n' finally, mah Sista n' I had ta take tha throne of Equestria.
Many muthafuckin years passed while tha Guardian protected Equestria from Dragons n' other nasty thangs.
But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat all phat thangs must come ta a end.
Creaturez of tha Darknizz arrived, locked n loaded ta snuff up tha Light of all of Equestria. They came wieldin weapons ta rival tha Guardianz own.
And tha Guardian fought them, all by his dirty ass.
Da fightin stopped afta all dem years. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat not a god damn thang was heard from tha Guardian again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it is holla'd he fell tha fuck fightin tha minionz of tha Darknizz afta preventin dem from eva returning.
Da Guardian faded tha fuck into myth, n' then legend yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. To dis day, tha only pony ta know dat he aint a simple story, is mah dirty ass.
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A slight wind whipped round tha Canterlot Castle gardens, forcin tha Guardz stationed there ta stay alert wit tha chill it carried wit dat shit. Da two guardz did not wear they traditionizzle armor dis night, swappin it fo' winta coats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. there was two of dem stationed there dis night.
"Do you eva wonder why our crazy asses here?" tha straight-up original gangsta one axed his thugged-out lil' partner, da thug was a orange coated pegasus.
"Well..." started tha second, whom was a maroon unicorn.
"No" stated tha first. "Don't start dat again, you know exactly what tha fuck I mean Simmons." Da maroon unicorn, Simmons, frowned at his thugged-out lil' partner before bustin lyrics again.
"Grif, I was goin ta say dat I don't give a fuck why tha bizzatch posted our asses up in tha gardens" Simmons holla'd, blastin a glare at his thugged-out lil' partner.
"Oh..." holla'd tha orange pegasus, Grif. Da two stood there up in silence fo' another minute before Grif was rappin again.
"Y'know, dat statue looks straight-up weird, I wonder why tha Supa-Hoe keeps it here?" he asked, Simmons shrugged.
"Dunno, apparently itz a memorial" da perved-out muthafucka holla'd before lookin all up in tha moon, calculatin tha time.
"C'mon, I be thinkin our shift is over" Simmons holla'd, openin tha door ta go back inside. Grif instantly smiled.
"Finally dawwwwg! I though we would never go back inside!" he exclaimed before struttin inside next ta his thugged-out lil' partner.
Da slight breeze caused a leaf ta fall on tha memorial statue tha two was rappin about. Dat shiznit was a marble statue of a funky-ass bipedal warrior bustin full armor up in a heroic pose. Well shiiiit, it held up in itz hand a object dat straight-up few ponies would know tha name of yo, but t'was a bangin weapon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. By itz shoulder, suspended by a lil' small-ass pillar of clear glass, was a gangbangin' floatin magical construct.
Etched on tha base of tha statue was a seriez of lyrics
In honor of tha Guardian n' his Ghost, they protected Equestria from tha Darkness, wieldin only they Light
-----Years Later, 1AT (Afta Tirek)-----
Somewhere, deep underneath tha Everfree forest sat a stone statue. Dat shiznit was a funky-ass bipedal warrior, clad up in armor, up in a pose dat was rappin of a warrior fightin fo' his wild lil' freakadelic game from a gangbangin' fucked up foe.
Da stone cracked slightly, n' a funky-ass bright light burst forth.
RVB REFERENCE FTW!!!!
grif and simmons
cant wait for grif-ball
As a Titan myself, i can safely say that they did not get through his armor. He probably punched them all in the face to death with not even a scratch on his armor.
Bro im in love with this
Blatant and obvious reference to RvB
:D
6090938 can you explain me why there are so many who use the titan? and i am not a titan user i prefer the hunter
red vs blue refrains hell ah.