This story is a sequel to Chaos Hold'em Poker
Princess Celestia has had enough of politics for one day. To get her mind off things, she invites her friends Queen Cleopatra VII., Queen Hatshepsut and Queen Hippolyta over for a game of Bridge.
But when the Amazon has to decline, the two Egyptian ladies are far more interested in talking about Celestia's impending marriage, which happens to be the very topic she wanted to get away from for the night.
Teen Rating for strong language and sexual themes.
Chapters (1)
Forever alone
Very funny, but too short
As expected, I enjoyed the hell out of this
Thanks for putting a smile on my face
Two reactions at the ending.
One: wait, did Cleo and Rapid...?
Two: So...did they actually figure out who the best husband for Tia would be?
Actually, given Tia's immortal, I'm surprised neither queen tried to offer one of their sons as an eventual husband.
Any chance of a sequel/second chapter where Poly's there too and they skip any pretense of bridge and jump straight to matchmaking? Maybe call it 'The Royal Love Doctors'. Go chapter at a time where the three Queens review each available stallion and compare them against Tia's preferences - both personal and sexual - to figure out which would be best for Tia...with Tia herself in the background groaning under an injunction to be silent and Luna next to her laughing uproariously. ...then again, given what they said about maybe a mare, I now imagine them giving literally every pony in Equestria an overview that way...and maybe not just ponies.
Poly: What did you say your name was?
Subject: Iron Will's my name, training ponies is my game.
Hatshi: Well, he's certainly fit, has his own business, comfortable around royalty...
Cleo: Say, if he fails muster, can I take him for a spin?
Tia: CLEO!
Luna: Hush, Tia. *giggle* You aren't supposed to talk.
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I'll let your imagination answer that one for you.
No, they didn't. And that wasn't actually the point. The point for Hatshi and Cleo was to show Celestia that even though she was annoyed with the situation, one could still have fun with it. Even if that doesn't solve the problem at hand.
Because that wouldn't really accomplish anything. Both their sons (or stepson/nephew in Hatshi's case) are future pharaos of Egypt. They'll have their own kingdoms to run, while Celestia has her duties in Equestria. Considering the differences in time and space, that would be one hell of a long-distance relationship.
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Ah, I see.
So...is that a "no" on my suggested possible sequel/continuation?
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Not really planning on one, no.
4996704
Ah, okay.
4996704 Thats too bad^^ I'd love to see how this all ends^^ And what Poly has to say to all of this^^ hehe^^
I'll be honest... Like I already said in the Blog I find Discord's Friends way more interesting than Celestia's. And I also hope that Celestia didn't had Sex with that Stallion... who was just there without a good introduction (strangely, him having Sex with any of the other Queens is okay for me)
So (unfortunaly) not a Fav or a Thumbs up. Hope to like you next Story more (not counting your next Commission for obvious Reasons
)
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Well, not every story can get 100+ likes. Maybe this one is a little self-indulgent. But at least it was fun to write.
No, she didn't. But I wonder why she woke up wearing Hatshi's fake beard.
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Give the Story some time and it will probably hit the 100 Mark and like I said in CHS Confidential as Long as the Commissioner or Writer likes it (and said Story is not a horrible Trainwreck with some Alicorn with 3 Horns) it's okay.
Oh, totally forgot about that Part
read it again for the giggles. why does this not have more likes?
😡🖕😡