Short stories, poems, and other such nonsense written by a crazy person.

by Dragonborne Fox

Christmas Carol (Crossover, Slice-of-Life)

On the first day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
One set of horseshoes

On the second day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes

On the third day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Three enchanted spellbooks
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes!

On the fourth day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Four crossbow bolts
Three enchanted spellbooks
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes!

On the fifth day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Five! Stolen! Swords!
Four crossbow bolts
Three enchanted spellbooks
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes!

On the sixth day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Six Stone Visages
Five! Stolen! Swords!
Four crossbow bolts
Three enchanted spellbooks
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes!

On the seventh day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Seven red squirrel tails
Six Stone Visages
Five! Stolen! Swords!
Four crossbow bolts
Three enchanted spellbooks
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes!

On the eighth day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Eight straw dolls
Seven red squirrel tails
Six Stone Visages
Five! Stolen! Swords!
Four crossbow bolts
Three enchanted spellbooks
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes!

On the ninth day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Nine demon wings
Eight straw dolls
Seven red squirrel tails
Six Stone Visages
Five! Stolen! Swords!
Four crossbow bolts
Three enchanted spellbooks
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes!

On the tenth day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Ten Gala dresses
Nine demon wings
Eight straw dolls
Seven red squirrel tails
Six Stone Visages
Five! Stolen! Swords!
Four crossbow bolts
Three enchanted spellbooks
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Eleven hybrid alicorns
Ten Gala dresses
Nine demon wings
Eight straw dolls
Seven red squirrel tails
Six Stone Visages
Five! Stolen! Swords!
Four crossbow bolts
Three enchanted spellbooks
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ponies gave to me
Twelve sanitariums
Eleven hybrid alicorns
Ten Gala dresses
Nine demon wings
Eight straw dolls
Seven red squirrel tails
Six Stone Visages
Five! Stolen! Swords!
Four crossbow bolts
Three enchanted spellbooks
Two cameras from Freddy's
And one set of horseshoes!