A news reporter finds a drinking alicorn mare who rants about a pony who shares her name.

Given that this is Luna's student, this goes as well as you'd expect.

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First-person perspective from a drinking alicorn who swears a lot and mentions sex. You have been aptly warned. This is a requested one-shot by this pony. Also a side-story to the Foxfire's Tail universe, taking place between the first Tail and Even We Have Nightmares.