"Well, Twi, to be honest-" "Duh." Twilight giggled.
"No. We made the same decision not to." AJ said. " 'Sides, we didn't want to be contributin' to a country stereotype." "Well I wasn't going to say anything but-" Twi smirked.
"It's time for a switcharoo! We both love our bros, stallions with grown stallion needs. I say we break em off. Show em how much they really mean. Because I'm a brother lover, you're a brother lover. We should fuck each others' brothers." "Fuck each others bros!"
The logic in that statement surpasses all words we mortals may know
"Yes! Can you feel the fluid accumulating in your Seminal Vesicle? The Spermatozoa traveling along your Vas Deferens? The building pressure in your Prostate Gland as you near ejaculation?" The other three cringed.
Oh come on! That is as sexy as it can get! If she desrcibed the same thing with the female anatomy I would have came
Stop, just stop. I can't read anymore. I mean really?! Mother Lover??! I should have seen it coming with that Brother's Day stretch but I didn't, now I'm laughing too hard to read.
4846596 for the part before the very last part, yes. Ponies have slits. But I do see the mistake. It's meant to be dick. Not slit. but yea, apparently, ponies have slits.
There needs to be special kind of prison for people like you. In SPACE. Not even on the moon or anything. But, like, on an asteroid or comet that only crosses Earth's path every ten thousand years or something.
"Uh, Mac?" He asked as Applejack began to massage his balls in her hoof. "No homo right?"
In the middle of receiving a blowjob from a near-stranger in an outdoor area during a session of pseudo-incestuous group sex, Shining Armor is afraid somepony might think he's gay. All righty then.
"Buck that! ALL of the homo!" Applejack said, pulling Twilight back in for another.
See? AJ knows what's up.
"Yes! Can you feel the fluid accumulating in your Seminal Vesicle? The Spermatozoa traveling along your Vas Deferens? The building pressure in your Prostate Gland as you near ejaculation?" The other three cringed.
"Yes! Can you feel the fluid accumulating in your Seminal Vesicle? The Spermatozoa traveling along your Vas Deferens? The building pressure in your Prostate Gland as you near ejaculation?" The other three cringed.
"Yes! Can you feel the fluid accumulating in your Seminal Vesicle? The Spermatozoa traveling along your Vas Deferens? The building pressure in your Prostate Gland as you near ejaculation?" The other three cringed.
This looks fun
4825820 Agreed.
"'Cause I'm a brotherlover, you're a brotherlover, we should fuck each other's brothers, fuck each other's bros!"
This looks fun. fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/056/f/4/clapping_pony_icon___shining_armor_by_taritoons-d5w67ti.gif
Cadance will be pissed though.
Send in Chapter two... but if I recall right... there is a story similar to this but with an April fool's joke or comedy mixed in. Still, nice work.
4825958 Yes. I cited the story and its author you are referring to in the author notes.
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I know just wanted to at the least justify why I said 'Still good' as my rating for it, for now.
These two made me crack up so hard!!
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That reference though made this so much more enjoyable.
4826089 Which one?
4826111 I was already enjoying this then when I read that I enjoyed it more.....and started singing the song
4826122 Ah.
That was fast! (75 minutes!)
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I've read enough of your stuff. You lied to us.
You weren't sorry. You weren't sorry at ALL.
shhhh shhhh it's ok
And none of us are blaming you gotta love Lonely Island!
that lonely island though lmao stopped reading to comment kudos...also he couldnt resist it
CanNOT believe you made that brotherfucking reference you vile genius hahahhaa
I cannot begin to fathom to describe the amount of genius in this single sentence, TAKE MY STASHES AND INTERNETS!
Loved the SNL reference! Now I'm going to be singing that damn song in my head all day!
I'm seeing a lot of stories inspired by Lonely Island songs these days.
This is not a bad thing.
mother lover by lonely island, i liked the referance
"Oh snap, I forgot it's brother's day."
I'M A BROTHER LOVER
YOUR A BROTHER LOVER
We should fuck each others brothers!
FUCK EACH OTHERS BROOOOOOS!!
The logic in that statement surpasses all words we mortals may know
:D ... oh my god. This is just too much for me .. i can't stop smiling and almost laughing (and almost got a boner) , you sir are a great writer! ...
Oh now that is hardly fair...
Oh come on! That is as sexy as it can get! If she desrcibed the same thing with the female anatomy I would have came
Stop, just stop. I can't read anymore. I mean really?! Mother Lover??! I should have seen it coming with that Brother's Day stretch but I didn't, now I'm laughing too hard to read.
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You can ride with me anytime, Yami.
4846596 for the part before the very last part, yes. Ponies have slits. But I do see the mistake. It's meant to be dick. Not slit. but yea, apparently, ponies have slits.
4840093 agreed. Drunken ponies are to funny to bare. Plus, the complete awkwardness of the situation.
There needs to be special kind of prison for people like you. In SPACE. Not even on the moon or anything. But, like, on an asteroid or comet that only crosses Earth's path every ten thousand years or something.
In the middle of receiving a blowjob from a near-stranger in an outdoor area during a session of pseudo-incestuous group sex, Shining Armor is afraid somepony might think he's gay.
All righty then.
See? AJ knows what's up.
You just earned the HELL out of your upvote.
Never change Twilight...never change!
That's top tier sexy talk