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I groaned so hard.
On Speaker's history story-time: Ho much of this is meant to be simply errors in the text he read, versus changes designed for your ponified Creation? There are a number of errors compared to the "true" history, notably--
* Cytheria was the first primordial to awaken (and she woke the others), although Oramus came in afterward saying "I was wondering when y'all would wake up, slowpokes", so Oramus is presumably the first primordial.
* Autochthon joined the conspiracy because he was the "ugly duckling"; the other primordials didn't like him, so he tossed them the bird and helped the Incarnae. Then again, he did have hyper robo cancer, so maybe their dislike of him was justified, if vain.
* Gaia joined the conspiracy because Luna seduced her.
* The primoridals didn't kill mortals for sport any more than an adult human would go around burning ants with a magnifying glass -- sport is what the Games of Divinity were for. That's not to say the primordials didn't kill mortals, just that their death was a side effect of whatever the primordial was up to, not the point.
* The original Dragon-Blooded were the horniest 100 males and 9,900 females that the conspirators could find. Then they banged. There was nothing special about the first generation other than their truly epic ability to have kids (each female in the first generation averaged 30 children, with the legendary Masira bearing 100).
Oh, and there's also the whole thing about how making Creation in the first place was basically a pit stop for the Primordials while they broke out Scrabble: Travel Edition. They left Zen-mu to find the Shining Answer, and stopped along the way, making Creation.