A vexillophile human moves to Trottingham. Unfortunately for her, her hobby is seen as rather disrespectful and she quickly gains the attention of a rather angry town.
EDIT: I also want to take this opportunity to say that I highly approve of dressing Cork in drag. Stallions in frilly things turn me right the fuck on.
5066346 Not a fan of the drag but then again, Im one of the few people who fully support the 2045 iniative which plans on transplanting peoples brains into robotic bodies eventually so I cant say squat.
5069214 Anyone can afford it if they have a job, it's whether or not you want to set aside the money for it rather than spend it on more important things than a giant misshapen phallus.
... No, I don't have one, but let's just say I saw too much when my friends room wasn't exactly 'presentable' and she works at a Jimmy John's.
5072344 I'm almost to the point of buying a fleshlight, but I have to hold out hope I can bang a Mexican chick...just have to lower my standards a little more.
Even though I've yet to even get to first base with a guy I hear despite popular belief there is a wrong way to go about sex. Mainly its when either both or one of the people involved isn't really relaxed with it. From how she describes her sex life she kinda pressures others into these things without making sure their comfy or feeling good when she gets the chance to try her desires. Shes not thinking much about her partner at all and thus only herself getting off. If she really want to be cork-screwed by something other then those pieces of plastic then shes gotta at least slow it down a few notches till hes comfy going into something as extreme as she wants.
If someone were to ask her what her kink was, would her answer be 'all of them'? Because she sure has a lot of them.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
The Bad Dragon product placement made me laugh.
EDIT: I also want to take this opportunity to say that I highly approve of dressing Cork in drag. Stallions in frilly things turn me right the fuck on.
Why do I get the feeling you are, or have been, a customer for Bad Dragon?
5066346 Not a fan of the drag but then again, Im one of the few people who fully support the 2045 iniative which plans on transplanting peoples brains into robotic bodies eventually so I cant say squat.
5066495
Because shut up....
is this story even real?
5066803
What you mean, of course it's not.
No but really, what you mean?
5066557 You, sir, are the very model of a modern singularitarian.
5067097 Thank you, also one more thing, Androids for the win!! We will out live humans!!
5066590 So what did you get?
5066811 its one of those rare ones that make me go "what the fuck am i reading"
5068218
Bitch I can't afford that shit....
Somehow things keep getting weirder and more enticing at the same time. I'm liking the desensitization i'm getting.
5069214 Anyone can afford it if they have a job, it's whether or not you want to set aside the money for it rather than spend it on more important things than a giant misshapen phallus.
... No, I don't have one, but let's just say I saw too much when my friends room wasn't exactly 'presentable' and she works at a Jimmy John's.
5069214 Oh, so you WANT to get something.
5072344
I'm almost to the point of buying a fleshlight, but I have to hold out hope I can bang a Mexican chick...just have to lower my standards a little more.
Why so interested...?
5072353 You make for a truly fascinating psychological profile.
5072444
Elaborate or die nigga.
5072480 First of all, I'm insanely pale, which combined with a genetic light-senitivity has my friends calling me a vampire.
Second, I make psych-profiles on random people for the sake of something to do when I have nothing better to do.
Even though I've yet to even get to first base with a guy I hear despite popular belief there is a wrong way to go about sex. Mainly its when either both or one of the people involved isn't really relaxed with it. From how she describes her sex life she kinda pressures others into these things without making sure their comfy or feeling good when she gets the chance to try her desires. Shes not thinking much about her partner at all and thus only herself getting off. If she really want to be cork-screwed by something other then those pieces of plastic then shes gotta at least slow it down a few notches till hes comfy going into something as extreme as she wants.
Pegging
Femdom
Forced feminization
Bondage
Tsundere as fug female protagonist
Human girl on stallion
all in one story......
You are the chosen one
Monitoring this story
I will never understand human sexual fetishes and attractions.