Pierdes el Camino

People say that "Things happen for a reason." Well I doubt they were talking about things like magical piñata ponies that clean your house and drink your beer while spouting off nonsense about
"secret missions".

--Based off of real life events that really happened. Or not. Maybe I was drunk. Who knows?
Rated Teen for alcohol, language, and shameless self insertion.

Chapters (2)

Prologue: Those Three Words · 28th Jun 2014 · 989 words
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Introduction: A Real Sweet Find · 28th Jun 2014 · 1,353 words
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Winter_Solstice

Winter_Solstice #1 · Jun 28th, 2014 · 1 · · Introduction: A Real Sweet Find ·

I'm interested to see where you're going with this, but I'm concerned that your protagonist seems like an angry loner, which is somewhat off-putting. Still, the idea of Pinkie+beer is ground rich with comedic opportunity, so let's see how this plays out.

Chrome Masquerade

Chrome Masquerade #2 · Jun 28th, 2014 · · · Introduction: A Real Sweet Find ·

Cut me some slack. My diet consisted of beer and ramen; sometimes even ramen with cheese, when I could afford cheese. Such was the life of a broke college guy.

Yeah. we calculated (in english class) how much going to college would cost. long story short, upwards of $500 PER CLASS! for the books, lodging, etc. even more for university.

Chrome Masquerade

Chrome Masquerade #3 · Jun 28th, 2014 · · · Introduction: A Real Sweet Find ·

My mind struck on a golden idea as I looked into the piñata’s glossy blue irises. I grabbed one of the leftover conical party hats from New Year’s Eve that I didn’t have the heart to throw out and secured it on Pinkie’s head. I stuck a party favor in the mouth just for good measure.
“Now, Pinkamena Diane Pie, you can truly call yourself a party animal.”