I solve problems, both practical and impractical.
A penguin on a mission flies into Equestria... What more could you possible want to know? Just read the story!
Based on the awesome flash game "learn 2 fly." I recommend playing it, not only because it's AWESOME, but also because it makes some of the jokes even funnier if you have played it. (I recommend playing it on kongregate.)
Wait, what was that? Oh... According to what my proof reader just said, it's still funny if you haven't played it. Carry on.
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I haven't even read it yet, but words do not describe my sheer yes at this existing.
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To be honest, I am surprised this is getting as much attention as it has. I uploaded this less than 30 minutes ago.
I seriously can't wait for the 3rd learn to fly.
That was uh.....a very long epilogue
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It was a great battle to fight. Every word a blow to my resolve, every sentence crippling. I am lucky to make it out alive...
Aww, fuzz. I think this response is longer.
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It probably is. 
I thunk Dash should've said something along the lines of
"Hey...any of you guys seen a flying penguin on a hand glider lately?"
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Hmm, I think I might borrow that. I was originally going to post a paragraph worth of text for the epilogue, but I couldn't get myself to do it due to boredom and writers block.
possible spoiler for those that haven't played the game yet below:
omega glider + omega engine = 20% faster then RD at "cruising" speed and dimension hopping at "fast" speed
most gliders can't go Rainboom speeds without self-destructing, but the omega glider can go twice that (if you pushed it with an omega engine and some insanity)
OMG HE USED THE OMEGA DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!