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NeroBrony
What once was is no longer were.
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But what happened to Andy the Atheist?
4446853 Sleipniiir's ugly face killed him
I assume the picture is Slipniir?
4447086 No, Sleipniiir's face is too ugly, so we made it a picture of Lord Emil without an erection. It's important he doesn't have an erection, otherwise his face wouldn't be visible through the large pole of beef.
I'm so enthralled in this story. Please, you must assure there's going to be a sequel. Sleipniiir's Ugly face kills everyone II: The Revengeance of Andy's pet Squirrel a new hope.
4447791 MUST... SUGGEST... TO DPN RIGHT NOW!
I had sex tonight with my de facto husband. It was wonderful. Magical even. I've been stressed lately. I thought about ponies, because that's the sort of thing I've been doing (about cartoon characters of all sorts) since I was young. He's aware of that, btw. We had a cute moment where he said I looked unbelievably sexy. Later on, he said it was because of how I looked like I'd been fucked silly. You know, eyes rolled back and tongue hanging out. There is apparently a Japanese word for it, but that's no surprise. He's too kind, really, but he loves me for some inexplicable reason, so there you go.
A few hours later, I read this. I think. All I really know is that I scratched behind my cat's ears and ate some chocolate, before I decided to mention how this story was significantly less moving than that experience. I mean, I could go into more detail, but that really doesn't matter in the long run and why would you believe me? I'm some random pervert out of nowhere. On the internet, so even less reliable, as far as narrators go.
I'm afraid I didn't laugh, cry, get pissed off, or ponder much of anything. I just kind of stared blankly at maybe a thousand words. I'd like to say that it was a little over a thousand words, but that would mean that I read all of them. I'm not entirely certain this is something that can be read, because that would imply some level of understanding on my end.
Anyway, humor is hard, so I thought I'd give you some advice.
Don't put the punchline in the title and the description. It ruins the joke.
4465076 well... this is an interesting comment. Thanks for the advice and the fantastic story that went along with it.
4465076 This was written by a few idiots having fun on Skype, with a lot of inside jokes, so it's mainly funny to them. (I helped write it)
4465076 Okay, so after reading this a second time, I finally got to see that covered up part (I'm on my computer now) and... wow. I don't really know what to say about that. Anyways, little_Minionz is right. We were just a few crazy motherfuckers in a Skype call that wrote a bunch of shit. We also made a rule "you can't delete anything someone else wrote." I also realized... that's not necessarily the punchline. That's more or less just how we ended the story and I couldn't come up with a title, so... that's what I used.
I have definitely read better trollfics.
Ooookaaaaay... I came here outta curiosity from Present Perfect's review blog.
... My mind is... boggled. Yeah, boggled. I guess that's the right word.
4465076
Not gonna lie, your little experience gave me a stiffy. I think it might have been because you were open enough to even share it in the first place? Easily the best part of coming to this story.
5006128 I can understand that. It was written with no effort and complete insanity in mind. By the way, the reading was actually done by EnderBrony, not Intrapulation.
5022207 This is not a story that you are supposed to understand. This is a story that you look at and wonder "what the fuck IS this?!"
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Oh thanks, I'll change that. :O It's hard to tell with Doom Pie sometimes.