TEH EPIC BATTLE OF EQUESTRIA AND TEH REST OF TEH UNIVERSE (MEMESPLOSION)
Lets thank zeewhitewolf for his read-through's. Here are the urls. (Ctrl+c then Ctrl+v)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ1kOfoqoLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4_gGbbgEyU
And lets not forget the battle song made by TheSweetestBelle (not specifically for the story duh)
My little read through: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV-fdMddmwg
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This one time in Ponyville...
chapter 3
MEMESPLOSION
In Russia, Twilight and Spike were dancing around the corpses of seven Russians, when Abe said
"Let us kill the vampire-Russians."
"Okay!" Twilight and Spike said in unison.
As Nyan Cat was trampling through a mass of Russians, the internet was fighting.
"NoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo0000000000oooooooozeroOOOO!!!!111!!!!11!!one!!!eleven!!" Trollolol guy yelled. "We need to work together."
"YEAH!!" the YEAH pony said.
Seemingly out of nowhere a group of people came out of nowhere.
"YOU WILL NOT HURT FLUTTERSHY!!!!!!!!" the group said. They then started to sing a really good song while stomping the Communazis heads in with a size >9000 shoe.
"Wake up in the morning feelin' like Twilight.
I'm covered in ALL of my books 'cause I was up all night." they started to sing.
"What?" Twilight asked.
The crowd continued to sing:
"Sit with Spike, then head out, and you know it ain't tragic.
I'm hanging with ALL of my girls 'cause friendship is magic!"
"Umm..." Spike said.
The crowd pulled swords out of the air then continued to slice down the communazis.
"I'm talkin'
Pinkie Pie Stuffs her face, face
AJ and RD go race, race
Rare and Fluttershy move with grace, grace"
Fluttershy started to sink back into a house, when angle bunny picked up the house and used it to throw at the communazis. She then decided to fly away and not stay to finish the battle. She killed 3590 communazis and 9435 vampires.
"Vinyl Scratch is droppin' notacleverpony
MictheMic is sayin' haters blow me
'Cause you know we're all a little Lulzy..." the group still continued to sing.
"Non-stop, at the top
Ponies blown the gala up
Tonight, stow your fright
Princess bring the sunlight
Clip clop, hot to trot
Cutie marks up on the plot, yo" at this time George Washington nearly got bitten by a vampire communazi. He then yelled "Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah-" but he was cut off by the singing.
"Get bucked, Self destruct
'Cause tonight the parties sucked
We ain't done, havin' fun
Until we can see the sun
Clip clop, record drop
And these mares'll never stop, yo" by now the battle was at full force, but things were about to get worse.
"So we trot down the block, colts be turnin' their heads
And they be shoutin' at us mares 'cause we be droppin' 'em dead
Got all these stallies rollin' with us 'cause they think that they're swaggin'
But they don't even get a glance if they don't look like Big Mac" out of nowhere Big Mac kicked a communazi's head off and said "Eeyep!"
"We're talkin'
Girls are always lookin' hot, hot
Swag and Maros both want that plot, plot
BronyMike'll never get a shot, shot" one of the bronies yelled out "HEY!"
"Ha ha!
Th-th-th-The wings are always gonna pop, pop
'Til Celestia makes us stop, stop
Celestia makes us stop, stop
Celly makes us." The Princess of the sun then whispered "run!" to Twilight, who had gotten stuck.
The group then realized that their singing was getting them nowhere so they decided to sing louder.
"Cupcake, time to bake
All the pastries we can make
Too cute, follow suit
With Sweetie, Applebloom and Scoot
Clip clop, Givin' props
EqD is at the top, yo"
"What is going on?" Twilight asked?
"DJ,(DJ!)
Oh Alex S,
You drop that bass
Up in my space
Man, I feel that"
The group of bronies continued to slice down the communazis and vampires.
"Hooves in the air,
man, I feel that
your beats are hot
Yeah I feel it (DJ!)"
"This is the weirdest story I have ever heard!" Pinkie Pie said. Wait...what?
Yep!
No Pinkie!
Yes!
NO!
I am not going to leave.
Fine you can help tell the story.
YAY!
But only help. Okay?
Fine.
Anyway! Back to the story.
"Daniel Ingram,
Your songs inspire
A raging fire
Right inside me
Hooves in the air
Throw your hooves up
Throw your hooves up!"
By this time the group surrounded the country and started to kill everything. Then one of the bronies yelled out:
"No party is the same without T-S-B!"* The bronies continued to finish their song.
"Non-stop, at the top
Ponies blown the gala up
Tonight, stow your fright
Princess bring the sunlight
Clip clop, hot to trot
Cutie marks up on the plot, yo"
"Yeah, we kinda crashed The Grand Galloping Gala didn't we?" Rainbow Dash asked no one in particular.
"Shut it Rainbow!" Twilight yelled.
"Get bucked, Self destruct
'Cause tonight the parties sucked
We ain't done, havin' fun
Until we can see the sun
Clip clop, record drop
And these mares'll never stop, yo"
The group then stopped singing, because all of the vampire-communazis in the area were dead.
"We should find the rest of them" The Great Pumpkin* said.
"YEAH!" the YEAH! guy yelled.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Authors note:
Yeah, Yeah I know it is a chapter about a song, so what.
Yeah!
NOT NOW PINKIE!!!
I will make another chapter continuing the story later eventually...
* means I do not own these thing that are marked. They belong to their owners, not me. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!!!!!!!!!
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Can I really get banned for posting "First!"? Probably not from My own story right?
FIRST!
Nooooooooo! PLEASE DON'T BAN/SUE ME!!!!!!!!!1!!one!!eleven!!1
Harmful for the mind? I'm way past that with the Voyager Coronary!
Look! I'm not on fire!
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Hi dude here is the next chapter of this story
I AM NOT PUTTING THE WHOLE NAME IN SO MEH