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JasonTheHuman

Joined December 2011
2,636 followers

I type stories using my hands

Stories (6)

  • The Haunting in Ponyville
    Lyra and Bon-Bon live in a haunted house

    18,099 words · 10,083 views · 1,115 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Moonlight
    "Everypony has fears, Scootaloo. Everypony must face them in their own way."
    115,776 words · 4,600 views · 530 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Anthropology
    Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans.
    130,415 words · 106,600 views · 6,659 likes · 142 dislikes
  • Caretakers
    Lyra and Bon-Bon have taken on a bit more than they can handle...
    5,027 words · 5,130 views · 309 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A Season of Giving
    7,195 words · 5,356 views · 686 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Truth vs. Fiction
    1,074 words · 14,691 views · 842 likes · 34 dislikes

Blog Posts (47)


The April 1st chapter of Anthropology, which was temporarily posted in place of Chapter 18. I certainly was not going to let this masterpiece disappear forever.

Everyone wanted to see what would happen if Lyra watched an episode of My Little Pony, so I took that concept and pushed it to its most logical conclusion.

First Published
2nd Apr 2012
Last Modified
2nd Apr 2012

Comments ( 274 )

#1 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Yay you reposted it :yay:

#2 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

THAT.....WAS......AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

#4 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

What what in the butt

#5 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

:derpyderp2::derpyderp2::derpyderp2::derpyderp2:

I fucking lost it at the Geico Gecko part.

I have to draw this.  It is the bestest thing ever.  :raritystarry:

#6 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh, also instatfaved and thumbs up dude :trollestia:

#7 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

The sad thing is when it initially posted it I could tell it was a prank, but COULDN'T tell if you actually meant to include Jesus and Kamina because of the word filters.  For all I knew, Jesus was actually what Princess Celestia was filtered to be.  

It took me a few paragraphs to be certain that Our Lord and Savior was actually in the piece.

#8 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

That cover picture...

What the christ?:rainbowhuh:

#9 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

So. this is what happens when Pinkie pie gets a Box of Glazed doughnuts (with extra sprinkles) and a netbook.

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    |      he horror!

#10 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Hey, what the hell, the Dead Space HiE fic has the funniest april fools chapter ever, u mad? Jesus is boring, but atleast I know what human Lyra looks like now.

#11 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

:rainbowhuh:Dat splash art...I...I don't even...

*adds to read later list*

#12 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

What is this..... I dont even.....

:rainbowhuh:

Ok, that was fucking amazing!

#13 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

And then Lyra was Paul...with laser beams.

#14 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

It's good... but you need to add more alien werewolf cyborg zombie ninja vampire mailman unicorns from the seventh dimension who fight using flaming light saber gatling gun chainsaw dynamite katanas and drive ghostly tessarects that shoot lasers and particle beams while learning the true meaning of friendship and a stallion named Earl.:pinkiecrazy:

#16 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Yesterday this totally made my April Fool's Day. Today, it is still the most awesome thing ever. Who would have thought it would take over 2000 years to get a canon theme song for Jesus? Finally.

I BELIEVE IN LYRA WHO BELIEVES IN ME!

#17 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

YES!!! You put this back up! This, coupled with the latest chapter of Anthropology, has made my day. Thank you. Just. . . thank you.

#18 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

*twitch* *twitch*  what did i just read?

#19 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

this is beautiful.

Tolkien would weep at its marvel.

#20 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

:twilightsmile:

:rainbowhuh:

:applejackunsure:

:rainbowderp:

:derpyderp2:

:facehoof:

that how it went for me :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#21 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Featured?

What is the piont of me even trying to write, while you keep doing this?

#22 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

b..b...b...but Jesus WAS A COMMUNIST LIBERAL HIPPY WHO ENDORSED WELFARE AND OBAMACARE OR SHOULD I SAY USAMACARE FREAKING JESUS WOULD NEVER GET MY VOTE I BET HES SWEDISH OR SOMETHING AND THATS WHY THE VATICAN WONT RELEASE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE JESUS BE HATIN ON MUH FREEDOMS AND MUH FREE MARKETS

(The appropriate voice to read the above passage in: http://youtu.be/768h3Tz4Qik )

#23 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Too complicated....Story...Massive Brain Overload....Brain Circuit fried.....Cannot process story...:ajsleepy:

#24 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

GLORIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

#26 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

FUCK THE WHAT?

#27 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

>>398521 NO. NOT TWELVE OUTTA TEN.

9 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 out of 6!

#28 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

:pinkiecrazy:Looks legit!:pinkiecrazy:

#29 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR!  I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR!

Thank you. That felt good!:twilightsmile:

#30 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

I lost you at Jesus.

#32 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

WTF... :facehoof:

#35 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Best. Thing. Possible. Ever.

#37 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

I always knew that Jesus was a badass. Never knew he was capable of teaming up with Kamina though.

In hindsight, this may have been one of the greatest concepts I've ever come across on this site. In all seriousness, amazing job. This would certainly be worth five stars, if that rating system still existed. Have a thumbs up instead.

#38 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·
#39 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Brainoverload imminent, I guess.

Thanks for reposting it, this piece of heaven simply shouldn't disappear :scootangel:

#40 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Bwaha. That was awesome! xD

#41 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Loved it the first time, loved it better the second time.

Keep it up, you wonderful thing, you.\

Also, minor question: are you the guy who wrote the actual 'Jesus and Kamina kill nazis' thing? I need to know. NEED TO KNOW.

#42 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

>>398535

Exactly. Kamina, too.

#43 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

>>399159 Since when wasn't combining Jesus with action heroes a good idea?

#44 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

[Nethelli.exe has stopped working]

You broke my mind, you magnificent bastard.

#45 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

>>399376

Yes I am. I've been meaning to do a sequel for some time, but I couldn't quite recreate the half-hour of sheer brilliance that resulted in the original. It sounds like this one turned out well.

I think the most shocking thing is that I'm actually a Lutheran.

#46 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

This is the best possible thing. Right here. Done. End of story. Jk. It was hilarious though. I'm guess ll be no "Lyra meets brony or sees show" then, hmm? :ajsmug:

#47 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

Totally didn't just read that because Kamina was in the thumbnail...nope.

#48 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

That was my reaction to the entire thing. Amazing job, good sir.

#49 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

>>399492

Yep, you are now my #2 favorite fanfic author of ALL TIME!

...sorry, you're still behind Ri2.

#50 · 125w, 4d ago · · ·

I love the way the story practicly reads itself, every event is logicly derived from the previous event until the story reaches its conclusion.

No, but really awesome story.

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