Yay you reposted it

THAT.....WAS......AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

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12/10

What what in the butt

I fucking lost it at the Geico Gecko part.

I have to draw this.  It is the bestest thing ever.  

Oh, also instatfaved and thumbs up dude

The sad thing is when it initially posted it I could tell it was a prank, but COULDN'T tell if you actually meant to include Jesus and Kamina because of the word filters.  For all I knew, Jesus was actually what Princess Celestia was filtered to be.  

It took me a few paragraphs to be certain that Our Lord and Savior was actually in the piece.

That cover picture...

What the christ?

So. this is what happens when Pinkie pie gets a Box of Glazed doughnuts (with extra sprinkles) and a netbook.

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Hey, what the hell, the Dead Space HiE fic has the funniest april fools chapter ever, u mad? Jesus is boring, but atleast I know what human Lyra looks like now.

Dat splash art...I...I don't even...

*adds to read later list*

What is this..... I dont even.....

Ok, that was fucking amazing!

And then Lyra was Paul...with laser beams.

It's good... but you need to add more alien werewolf cyborg zombie ninja vampire mailman unicorns from the seventh dimension who fight using flaming light saber gatling gun chainsaw dynamite katanas and drive ghostly tessarects that shoot lasers and particle beams while learning the true meaning of friendship and a stallion named Earl.

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Yesterday this totally made my April Fool's Day. Today, it is still the most awesome thing ever. Who would have thought it would take over 2000 years to get a canon theme song for Jesus? Finally.

I BELIEVE IN LYRA WHO BELIEVES IN ME!

YES!!! You put this back up! This, coupled with the latest chapter of Anthropology, has made my day. Thank you. Just. . . thank you.

*twitch* *twitch*  what did i just read?

this is beautiful.

Tolkien would weep at its marvel.

that how it went for me

Featured?

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What is the piont of me even trying to write, while you keep doing this?

b..b...b...but Jesus WAS A COMMUNIST LIBERAL HIPPY WHO ENDORSED WELFARE AND OBAMACARE OR SHOULD I SAY USAMACARE FREAKING JESUS WOULD NEVER GET MY VOTE I BET HES SWEDISH OR SOMETHING AND THATS WHY THE VATICAN WONT RELEASE HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE JESUS BE HATIN ON MUH FREEDOMS AND MUH FREE MARKETS

(The appropriate voice to read the above passage in: http://youtu.be/768h3Tz4Qik )

Too complicated....Story...Massive Brain Overload....Brain Circuit fried.....Cannot process story...

GLORIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You actually reposted this as a seperate fic?

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FUCK THE WHAT?

>>398521398521 NO. NOT TWELVE OUTTA TEN.

9 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 out of 6!

Looks legit!

I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR!  I'M A HIGHWAY STAR! I'M A HIGHWAY STAR!

Thank you. That felt good!

I lost you at Jesus.

WTF...

Best. Thing. Possible. Ever.

At first I was all

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but then I was like

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I always knew that Jesus was a badass. Never knew he was capable of teaming up with Kamina though.

In hindsight, this may have been one of the greatest concepts I've ever come across on this site. In all seriousness, amazing job. This would certainly be worth five stars, if that rating system still existed. Have a thumbs up instead.

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No other words needed.

Brainoverload imminent, I guess.

Thanks for reposting it, this piece of heaven simply shouldn't disappear

Bwaha. That was awesome! xD

Loved it the first time, loved it better the second time.

Keep it up, you wonderful thing, you.\

Also, minor question: are you the guy who wrote the actual 'Jesus and Kamina kill nazis' thing? I need to know. NEED TO KNOW.

>>398535398535

Exactly. Kamina, too.

>>399159399159 Since when wasn't combining Jesus with action heroes a good idea?

[Nethelli.exe has stopped working]

You broke my mind, you magnificent bastard.

>>399376399376

Yes I am. I've been meaning to do a sequel for some time, but I couldn't quite recreate the half-hour of sheer brilliance that resulted in the original. It sounds like this one turned out well.

I think the most shocking thing is that I'm actually a Lutheran.

This is the best possible thing. Right here. Done. End of story. Jk. It was hilarious though. I'm guess ll be no "Lyra meets brony or sees show" then, hmm?

Totally didn't just read that because Kamina was in the thumbnail...nope.

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That was my reaction to the entire thing. Amazing job, good sir.

>>399492399492

Yep, you are now my #2 favorite fanfic author of ALL TIME!

...sorry, you're still behind Ri2.

I love the way the story practicly reads itself, every event is logicly derived from the previous event until the story reaches its conclusion.

No, but really awesome story.

I CAME!!!!

>>399452399452 I never said that it wasn't a good idea;  just that I had never thought of it.

I find this good and sad becuase of my username...

>>399658399658 I know, just said you can't go wrong with Jesus in action media.

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"Get your guitar, Lyra. We’re going to kill the Soviets,” said Jesus.

“Why are you going to do that?” said Lyra.

“Because all of the Nazis are dead,” said Jesus.

And so begins the hysterical laughter....

A new written law, any work of fan made literature including jesus right the buck out of nowhere, will immediately be 20% cooler by default.

Also:

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This is still hilarious. >XD I was really hoping you wouldn't delete this from yesterday, because I loved this so much.

...I totally have to do a live reading of this now and post it to YouTube or something now.

Simply stunning.

Uh,Wut?

ok so......

I have not read this story yet...

but after scanning through comments....

I... Got... to... read... this... story...

I'm gunna post a comment again after i read this story.

I'm EXCITED!!!!

Brain.exe has stopped working

And then she was American.

...dang...

Good thing Brony Jesus managed to save this story from the Space Communist Klingons huh?

Best Lyra story ever written? Best Lyra story ever written.

Jason...Zombie Khrushchev is COMING FOR YOU.

WITH HIS SHOE.

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There was no way I wasn't favoriting this.

*manly tears*

"The most logical conclusion."

Hahahahahahahaahah yes.

Best story ever.

If anyone is wondering what happened to the Nazis, see the story called Gurren Jesus (Bible/Gurren Lagann crossover section of fanfiction.net). I presume this is a sort of unofficial sequel. I'm surprised nobody else has mentioned it so far....

-Makes troll story

-Gets featured

My goodness.  It was hilarious.  Great stuff, so random however.  

>>400314400314

You mean official sequel.

I want a sequel, 2 spin-offs and a full length motion picture.  

>>398816398816 Because you enjoy writing...?

>>399558399558

Wait...weird cracky stuff and a tendency to schmooze around with filler...

Jason IS Ri2!

>>400432400432

I just looked up whoever that is... Holy Jesus on a motorcycle. One story and its sequel combining to about 3,000,000 words, tons of other stories anywhere from 10,000 to 100,000 words...

Anthropology is not long at all.

>>400477400477

Aaaaand I'm a rabid fan of that story and its sequel. Don't even try to read it while you're trying to do anything productive. At all.

Also, they're kinda gorey and just plain weird. And Pokemon. So there's that.

FUN PART: I've read less words on FimFiction than I have in both of those stories combined.

>>400432400432

Huzzah, another fan! Let us go frolic in the fields while we wait another 2+ weeks for an update!

"They had no time for Stalin, so Jesus, Kamina, Lyra, and Bon-Bon continued Russian in. “Thanks for Lenin a hand, Lyra,” said Kamina."

Literaral brilliance here.

>>398527398527 DRAw!!!!1

Brilliant!  Added to favorites.

>>400477400477

His stories are hit or miss depending on your tastes.  Basically what would happen if an orgy of Pokemon, Gurren Lagann, HP Lovecraft, and Mortal Kombat was narrated by a very eloquent ADHD Seinfeld after taking about TREE(3) gallons of acid.  It's...something.  

Words cannot express this fic's epicness.

So instead, an insufficient representation in pictures.

http://vladimir-zharkov.deviantart.com/art/Anthropology-April-Fools-293808520

What I saw

"Highway star" made it

... that was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was waiting for Axe Cop to show up.

I have no words, except "wat" and "dude!"

This is beautiful. Thank you for keeping this online.

*Hasn't read it yet*

*sees Kamina in the pic*

I think I might be involved in some way.

Or this might become very badass.

This needs to be a full-length feature film.  Starring Nic Cage as Kamina and Jesus as Himself.

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Chuck Norris is the only thing missing from this story.

>>400337400337

....Woah.

My apologies, sir. I am not worthy.

If you'll excuse me, I need to go collect the fragments of my skull that were sprayed all over when my mind was blown.

It lives.

The horror....the horror....

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I approve.

>>400940400940

-Likes Ri2

-Likes ponies

-TREE(3)

Are you my soulmate?

And then hotblooded pinkie pie threw a multiverse sized party and literally everything across time space and realities joined in and had an awesome time...even the great and powerful trixie from universe 1286.2 and Satan from universe 1.9.

the party lasted  6,098,765,111 years after the end of time and then started again 3 days later after someone brought more booze

Lyra played on a guitar which was upgraded to a galactic sized skull with wing made from the angels of hazokor 5 to add more rock to it, playing along side her were rainbow dash from universe 15432.42 on her triangle forged from the heart of a dwarf star, black jesus played drums with Mickey mouse and cyborge pikachu, and lead vocals was dan hibiki.... his voice was like angels from korbelik 23 :' ).

Kamina won the mech break dancing contest and got into and arm wrestling match with chuck norris, there is no longer a universe 5098 but no one cared it was the one with all the internet trolls.

As for jesus, he turned the sun into wine and punched zombie hitler in the soul, british buddah and japanese doctor who came and danced to disco music from the year 2065

The end

Oh and bon bon became human and had hot lesbian sex with lyra

>>399208399208 pretty much took the words out of my mouth

What. No punctuation, no questions, no comments, no criticisms, just. What.

KAMINA!! LYRA!! JESUS CHRIST MAN!!!