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Sometimes, I ask myself why I do the things I do. And then, I tell myself to shut up and do what I say. Follow me on my Twitter, @ChucklesDonovan.

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This oneshot will detail the story of our red and black alicorn OC named shadow crusher nine thousand and one. I read a lot of stupid fanfics on FIMFiction, and I felt the need to spit in their faces, this is my output.

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I hope you all dislike this story, even if you like it. I'm disliking it because it deserves it.

I feel like stories mocking these types of OC's are more common than actual stories about those types of OC's nowadays.

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Agreed. Very few people actually create red and black Alicorn OCs and write poorly-done stories about them these days.

In the first universe, he contracts Super Aids from Rarity

I think I love you. :pinkiehappy:

4273804 Really? Link me to some, so I can like them.

4273804 Well, that just goes to show that the mocking stories are doing their job at destroying the real ones well!

Meh. Such a lame attempt. If you REALLY wanna be awesome, write a fic about a black-and-red skullbutt acorn and MAKE IT GOOD.

4273925 It was made terrible on purpose, mocking the unprofessional and hard to follow manerisms of some stories I have read.

4273879 Thank you so much, at first I thought I should change tenses more and ramble more and mispell their with thier instead, but I guess those changes weren't necessary.

Maybe I should make a story mocking stories that mock Red and Black OC's... and another mocking those kinds of stories...

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That's not mockery, that's 'humor through conformity', which in the end makes your story look like the rest. It's just wearing hipster glasses and a black-white striped scarf.

If you wanna pull off a proper mockery of those stories, you'd be doing it from another view point with sensible characters viewing the absurd red-and-black alicorn OC. You don't mock the concept by writing the concept, you mock a concept by writing what surrounds it.

What would it look like for a character like this to be in a sensible universe? There's your mockery, and the humor comes from the stark contrast between the logical characters, and the illogical red-black stallion hitting on everyone with a horn duct taped to his forehead.



Or, if you want a real challenge, you can go about it another way. Write a sensible story using this red and black alicorn OC as an illogical character at the start, then slowly make them more logical through exposure to others. It's been done. It's been popular. Pulled off right, it can be a rip-roaring adventure full of laughs and fun. Don't go and sell yourself short by just re-writing a concept we've all seen over and over and call it a joke.

4273865 Just one teaspoon of Super Aids in your butt and you're dead in three years.

If ya know what I mean...

Nailed it! Its great.

In attempting to parody bad fanfics, it instead joins their ranks.

4273980 Thank you for your wisdom.

... Some of us merely step around the trash in the street, not attempt to light it on fire.

4274057 well hello there my cosmic double, how goes it?

4274057

Damn, been a while since I've seen you.

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That's one way of putting it...

ROY G BI-Sexual

Holy shit... I'm laughing harder than I should.

4274205 Well the credit for that line goes entirely to xXSoundspeedXx. My top three Commentators on Youtube, Like Comment and Subscribe to him. If you want to hear that line used originally, go watch his commentaries of My Little Pony: Turnabout Storm. He has them all in a playlist, his channel is very orderly and easy to navigate, so you should have no trouble finding it.

My next story will probably be a chapter story, but maybe not because I am already working with plenty of chapter stories. It is going to be a Human fic where the Cutie Mark Crusaders are Police Officers in Grand Theft Auto. I came up with this idea when watching a lets play of Grand Theft Auto by LostInPlace, where he and two friends were driving a helicopter and crashing hilariously.

4274242 Sounds interesting! But just warnimg you, a lot of people won't like that.

4274405 I don't write for other people, I write for myself. I enjoy reading my own stories, being surprised by my own humor. The fact that other people like my stories is a wonderful bonus, but honestly, I never asked a person to read my stories. I am surprised that anyone even found my stories in the first place.

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So basically, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle hanging out by their patrol cruiser, eating donuts and watching criminals crash helicopters all over the place?

I could get behind that, sure. GTA's certainly batshit insane enough for a story like that to work!

4274456 Its up, go check out "The Trio of Terror" on my page.

That was... exceedingly hilarious.:rainbowlaugh: Thanks for that.

4381324 Thank you for taking the time to read. IF you enjoyed this, maybe you will like "The Daily Grinder". It has similar humor, but with a darker tone. Enjoy yourself.

4269494 Not sure whether to like or dislike >.> I like it because it's true, but told to dislike to spite the stupidity. I'll just leave it...I guess? Thanks for writing! :twilightsmile:

4701296 Spite the stupidity? Why would someone spite stupidity?

4701486 ...Your A/N said you were disliking the story yourself due to the stupidity of these types of narratives. You disliking your own fic is spiting on the utter absurdity of these fics; and by spitting on them you are demonstrating a form of spite due to the dislike of the genre. Also, it's fun to say. (We all act stupid, and we all strive to not do this. I was mainly talking in this specific instance: the stupidity of Red/Black Alicorn OC's. Having spite for stupidity in and of itself as a concept would be quite... intriguing)

4701597 Oh, LOL, I thought we were talking about another story of mine, The Kingdom of Tom, yeah this story sucks balls.

4701597 Hey, I've just revisited your comment. Could you please elaborate, if you are able, on this statement?

"Having spite for stupidity in and of itself as a concept would be quite... intriguing)"
I may wish to explore the concept in a new project.

"Twilight, I am now the seventhest Elemental of Harmonation." Twilight gazed at him, the writer of this story not sure how she should respond.

PFFFFT, HA!

10/10

This story speaks to me on a metaphysical level. After all, over-the-top and blown-out-of-proprotion satire is often the best.

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