Grop is your typical giant, one whose average day consists of tending to his favorite mammoths, collecting extortion money peace offerings from farmers, maintaining huge bonfires, and crushing the puny bones of haphazard bandits foolish enough to intrude on his camp to loot his shiny treasure. One particular day, he gets caught in the backwash of two deities' powerful magics, and is teleported to a faraway land across the ocean, a great kingdom populated by sapient talking equines. Upon noticing the change of scenery, with all the world falling into chaos around him, the giant is left with one lingering thought:
"What happened to all my shiny stuff?"
Human tag for brief appearances of some random Elder Scrolls characters.
Send them out to space giant! XD
Will read later.
Sheogorath? Please say it's Sheogorath. For the love Talos, please let it be Sheogorath!
EDIT: YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!
OMIGOSH. I love this so much.
I completely lost it at Pinkie and Her Elder Scroll.
Sir, you should be proud of this.
It is random and amusing.
And this is what happens when Mad Gods get bored.
Ahh well. After all, what fun is there in making sense?
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I cri every tiem
Well...
Please tell there's more
Fuckin' beautiful mate.
Call of the train wiz
Swearing mud crabs.
Mods.
Beautiful.
This...
This is genius
So much hilarity
I broke my ribs
A giant?
Much yes
Amazing.
What is this I don't even.
Or do I even?
I don't neve know anymore.
kkkkhhthhgghhh
All of my weekly allowance of yes are yours.
I still can't get past the image of Thomas the Tank engine bucking falling from the sky and causing damage to nearby buildings.
this is beautiful