Princess Stupid Jerk McButt Has A Picnic With Her Dumb Friends and Fluttershy, by the Great and Powerful Trixie

by Twinkletail

Blue

Author's Note:

(For those who can't read my terrible handwriting:

"Once upon a time, there was a pony named the Great and Powerful Trixie. She was very smart was the best did a lot of magic all the time. She did all the magic by herself and didn't nee anypony else. She especially didn't need ponies like Princess Stupid Jerk McButt who ruined EVERYTHING, or stupid yellow ponies who come over for tea and get ponies' hopes up, only to tell them that they are already dating Princess Stupid Jerk McButt. Trixie did not need ponies like that, or any ponies. She had her broken cart and her ripped clothes and that was all she ever needed. Trixie was alone, just like always. And that is exactly how she wanted it."

Comments

[nemryn]

Noooooooooo

[Majin Syeekoh]

This chapter was absolutely amazing! Especially with the fake tears! I loved it!

[VampDash]

Poor Trixie.

[HumanFlea]

Okay I was wondering why there were no words.

[FenrisianBrony]

Ah, poor Trixie.

[Sinful Pickle]

I CAME HERE FOR FLUFFY HUMOR AND FRANKLY I'M A LITTLE OFFENDED

Also, what if the title for this chapter had been "Yellow Is A Terrible Color"?

[Wacky]

A great use of visual art, even though it's a written narrative.

Sorry to see Trixie so sad but I know Fluttershy wouldn't do anything like that on purpose. She has nothing but wuv for Trixie...

[DismantledAccount]

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I know, right? This is supposed to be comedy, not feels!

[Adin]

I didn't expect Trixie to invent both the blue ballpoint pen AND loose leaf paper. She needs to start marketing her inventions.

[x0jackie0x]

God dammit, this is sad as hell.

[Useless Machine]

I'd like to think you made yourself cry for this instead of just dropping a bit of water onto the paper.

[Chromio]

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Great amounts of yes were said to this.

[HaoKyruss]

I went into this expecting another bit of comedy and I came out of it feeling sad. Touché sir touché.

[Slendermare]

Poor wittle Twixie.

[Cerulean Voice]

Nuuuuu, thou hast killed the Fluxie ship!
I feel violated.
I wonder if Trixie will ever recover?

[deletingthisaccount]

Ah.... Poor thing!

[Mayhem Darkshadow]

Complete 180 to gut wrenching sadness...ouch

[Magenta Cat]

Why do you want us to cry?

[Jondor]

That is all.

[Justice3442]

I was wondering what the heck was up with the 0 word update.

Well done.

[Magical Trevor]

... Well played... I would call you names, but that would just make you feel good about yourself.

[Ignaltus]

[Mad Pancake]

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There, you see?

[deloreaninatardis]

it seems you leave me no choice but to use all sad looking emoticons

[kingfish]

Aww. Nice job, Twinkletail; you made me feel bad for Trixie.

[Blaze Spectrum]

The last few lines put the reality of her situation on...

[Rootbeer Dew]

Made me think of this.

"But I'm bluer than blue, sadder than sad."
"You're the only light this empty room has ever had."
"Life without you is gonna be."
"Bluer than blue."

[Tanaki]

My heart. Pain. What is this...

[ferret]

I will squee if this story ends simply with the phrase "Trixie has made a horrible mistake."

[shynight]

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[Selias]

Aww. :(

[Xx soul sorrow xX]

i liek it but when the chapter was wrote i got a sad feeling ;(

[Kicks Mcgee]

I don't want these feels.

[Joural]

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Fake?

[jszellmer]

4352474 Those aren't tears! Those are Trixie's Patent Cancer Curing Liquid Beads of Concentrated Awesome! She is generously dispensing them to show the stupid yellow pony that, even after her traitorous tradeabout, the Great and Powerful Trixie is also the Great and Forgiving Trixie, even though the stupid yellow pony totally doesn't deserve it.

[Double The Pink]

Tears... Nice touch!