Teh year is fiftin aitey-shevin.
Mah squad an' I are teh last guardianz of the Falbed Almighteh Wafflez, teh prized objects of teh Waffle Kingdom.
Hour enemiez, the evel horsey demons, want teh Almighteh Wafflez for demsleves, claiming to furdur deir liez o' 'friendship'.
We did not complie. We did not give in.
And now we will die.
This iz Geofffffreehh, signing out.
Erm... How exactly is this for April Fools? It didn't exactly fool me, it was just foolish overall.
4171207 Exactly.
T' fook did ah jes' read?
*confused, yet positive slow applause*
6845597 *when you return to life you thought you had abandoned*
*is completely confused myself*
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