Anatomy of a Friend

by atomicponies13

The Death of Pinkie Pie

Ever since Pinkie Pie turned 21 her parties have majorly been upgraded. Before she was 21 she only had cider, which didn't really get her drunk, just made her feel a little tipsy. She usually used normal sweets but with extreme amounts of sugar.

When she turned 21 all of this changed. Almost none of her parties she wasn't drunk. The only parties when she wasn't drunk was a formal party. Even then she was barely never drunk. All the cupcakes, cakes, and other sweets she made had some type of alcohol in them. This eventually led up to some of her great downfalls.

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It was another one of Pinkie Pie's parties and she drunk off her ass. No pony ever knew how she didn't get kicked out the Cake's house when she was always throwing her parties there when the Cake's twins looked up to her as a role model.

'' Hey Rainbow Dash!'' Pinkie yelled. '' Give me a kiss''

Pinke was swaying back and forth and had booze all over her fur.

'' Um, Pinkie, your drunk.'' Rainbow Dash said

'' No, Your a monk'', Pinkie said.

'' What? I didn't even say that, and i'm not a filly fooler'''

'' Neither am I! Thats the point.'' Pinkie replied.

'' You make no sense.'' Rainbow muttered.

Pinkie tried leaning in trying to give Dash a kiss, but Dash blocked her lips with her hoof. Pinkie Pie wasn't always drunk, just at parties she was. She wasn't that slow and non-responding drunk partier, she was a sad then angry fighting type who thinks the laws of physics don't apply to them.

'' Pinkie i'm going to the bathroom so don't put any alcohol in my drink because you know that i'm under 21 right?'' Dash explained.

'' Yea right why would I ever do that?'' Pinkie said.

'' I know you've done it before Pinkie and I almost got into jail for it,'' Dash stated.

Pinkie didn't really care if her friend was underaged or not. She was still going to pour alcohol in Dash's drink. Dash seriously needed to step up her game and party. All of her friends expect for Twilight and Fluttershy weren't 21 anyway. She started to make her way to the beer table quickly before Dash got out of the bathroom to find her pouring alcohol in her drink.

When Pinkie dashed over to the beer table and grabbed a cup of beer. When she turned around she found Fluttershy standing right in front of her.

'' Umm p-Pinkie Pie'' Fluttershy whispered.

'' What is it Mutterguy?'' Pinkie Pie asked.

'' It's Fluttershy and were out of cupcakes, just to let you know.''

Pinkie Pie shrieked.

'' How can we be out of cupcakes! Now I have to go make an entire 15 batches again.'' Pinkie screamed.

'' I guess everypony just really loves your cup-''

Fluttershy got cut off by Pinkie's wind from her running.

Pinkie bolted down the stairs to the kitchen. She somehow got there in only 7 seconds from the top level of the cakes house. On her way down she knocked over 10 ponies. She also somehow poured the alcohol in Dash's drink when she was running.

Twilight was having a glass of wine in the kitchen when Pinkie Pie suddenly pushed her out of the way causing her to fall down and break her glass. Her wing got cut on a piece of glass but it wasn't too serious. When she got up she noticed Pinkie Pie moving around in a blur preparing cupcakes.

'' Sorry Twilight, but i'm trying to make some of my special cupcakes. There is a first aid kit in the bathroom upstairs, but you might have to wait for Dashie to get out of the bathroom first,'' Pinkie Pie said as preparing the cupcakes.

Twilight barely understood Pinkie because she was talking at a speed that Twilight couldn't really hear.

Ugh, Pinkie you really need to watch where your going,'' Twilight muttered.

Twilight was walking to the bathroom upstairs when she passed by a room and saw Dash. Dash was drunk. Twilight got really mad when Pinkie got Dash drunk. She was underaged after all!

She got to the bathroom and opened up the first aid kit. When she opened it up she found some bandages and wrapped it around her wing. It took about 5 minutes to do so. When she walked out of the bathroom she couldn't believe what she saw.

'' What are you looking at you butt?'' Pinkie yelled.

'' Oh no, no no no no,'' Twilight said quietly.

Pinkie was very drunk. Drunker than usual. Drunker than she had ever seen. Twilight seriously couldn't believe what she saw. Pinkie was so drunk that every minute she was vomiting. But even though she was doing that Twilight knew that she would've had some sense of mind. What she was doing was talking shit to the toughest pony in Ponyville.

''Who do you think your talking to punk?'' Bulk Biceps shouted.

'' I'm talking to a sorry excuse for a stallion, who's more like a filly!'' Pinkie shouted back.

'' I will kick your ass!''

''Bring it!''

Bulk moved in first with a punch and hit Pinkie in the stomach. Since he was so strong Pinkie coughed up some blood. But this didn't stop Pinkie. She waited for his second strike then bit his leg, even though she chipped a tooth in the process. When Pinkie let go Bulk bucked her but missed. After a few punches, kicks, and bites, they were bleeding and panting.

''Had enough Filly Pussyceps?'' Pinkie mocked him.

'' IT'S BULK BICEPS!'' Bulk yelled and he moved in and bucked her square in the stomach.

Pinkie flew back a few feet and fell down. Bulk thought that must mean that fight was over. So, he walked away. But the fight wasn't over.

Pinkie got up and started charging at Bulk.

'' THIS ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!'' Pinkie screamed and ran over to Bulk stopped right in front of him and bucked him in the neck.

'' Now it's over buckface, '' Pinkie Pie skipped back into the room where they were fighting while Bulk was coughing up blood and crawling away.

'' Pinkie''! Twilight exclaimed, '' Now what the hay was that about?''

'' Well, that guy said to me to buck off'', Pinkie answered.

'' Is that the full story?''

''Nope! But it's the most foal friendly!'' Pinkie replied. '' And if I can beat the strongest pony in Ponyville, possibly Equestria!''

''Pinkie don't you think that's a little bit crazy?'' Twilight questioned.

''Twilight, crazy is my middle name, actually it's Diane, but still!'' Pinkie giggled.

Before Twilight could respond Pinkie started doing all sorts of dumb tricks in order to prove her point.

''If I want to do a backflipped I can!'' Pinkie attempted to do a backflip and fell on her face but did it.

Rainbow Dash walked from where she was sitting in the room walked up to Pinkie.

'' Pinkie I don't care how drunk you are, you can't do anything.'' Rainbow stated.

'' If I want to kiss Dash I can!''

'' Wait, wha-

Dash's words were cut off by Pinkie laying her lips on Dash's. Her wings flared up in surprise. When Pinkie released her from her lips her face was as read as fire.

''What the hay Pinkie!'' Dash said in embarrassment, shock, and anything else surprising. '' I seriously though you were a good friend, but now I really don't think that's true.''

Dash walked out of the room and left the party.

'' Pinkie''! Twilight yelled, ''You just lost your best friend! Stop now or else things are going to end up much worse!''

'' Twilight she'll she sleep it off and forget it! It's not like it matters anyway.''

''Damn it Pinkie!'' Twilight shouted. '' I was right, it is getting worse, were no longer friends.''

Twilight walked out of the room and also left the party and caught up with Rainbow Dash.

'' I don't need them, because if I want to lose friends, I can!'' Pinkie said. '' And if I want to fly I can!''

Fluttershy was there the entire time. She was also very shocked.

''Pinkie what are you talking about! Those are your best friends and your just going to let them leave? And you ca- Fluttershy was once again cut off by Pinkie but this wasn't by a wind. It was by the creaking of the balcony doors.

''See ya later Fluttershy!'' Pinkie said her farewells and jumped off the balcony.

''PINKIE!''

After that the only sound heard was a crack.....

Author's Note:

First fanfic I've ever done so tell me the mistakes I made. Hope you enjoyed it!

Comments

[atomicponies13]

Yea it's weird and a few mistakes but I hope you enjoyed it!

[Papillon Rose]

Man. I was ALMOST this drunk at my friend's wedding reception. I didn't jump out no window, but that's because the building only had one floor.