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I'm a man. I like ponies. Write a good story, I'll read it. Might write my own. Might.

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Marauder Shields knew his destined battle with Commander Shepard was soon. He had trained and trained in preparation to save Shep from the ending but before he could see it through, he took a holiday to Equestria where he meets a certain rainbow maned pegasus.



I do not own the Marauder or Shepard, they are Bioware's. This random, ten minute job one-off is to honor his sacrifice.

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Comments ( 10 )

If only Rainbow could've faught alongside Shields against Shephard, maybe they would've won and rescued us from that fagtarded ending.

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"Shepard stop! This is not what it-" Rainbow Dash was suddenly cut off as a single Carnifex round tore through her throat and and she fell to the ground and died.

FIN

Also, you beat me to the punch.

But.. what?

All this is him derping around

The real marauder shields would tell the ponies to fuck off and he would go back to London and kill the Catalyst.

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It's too late,the mass relays are destroyed and the Normandy went back in time to the set of Lost.

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After waddling around for a minute, the actors go and see the crew and run away.

The producers of the show hire the Normandy crew as the new actors.

All hail Marauder Shields. He died trying to save us from the ME3 ending.

RD couldve hepled to convince shepard not to go to the ending, but instead kill the catalyst
catalyst:(basically: i am a space god-child, controller of space magic)
shepard: look behind you.
rd:*proceeds to eat catalyst*
reapers die because they have no controller
shepard: wow, that worked!

Never forget.

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