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Darksmith


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A cosplayer turns into Krieg the psycho and gets sent to Equestria. And he can't say anything appropriate, only screams embracing violence.

Violence ensues.

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Inspired by other stories in the
League of Humans Acting Villainous

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 57 )

Haven't even read it yet...
But FUCK THE HELL YES
EDIT: Just read, and HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK YOU NEED AN EDITOR!
Other than that, I freaking loved it.

Krieg has the shiniest meat bicycle.

Insta-fave and like, read later. :heart:
Psycho is my favourite class.
Krieg is my favourite character.

Over here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away... We are the fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!

Yay

oh this is going to be so much fun! :pinkiecrazy:

I have yet to read this, but I will, but before I do, I have one thing to exclaim.


"I HAVE THE SHINEYEST MEAT BICYCLE!" :pinkiecrazy:

And now I have read it, and all I have to say is... Guy down there was right, you do need an editor, but HAHAHAHA I loved this.

Violence, because violence.

Comment posted by Darksmith deleted Feb 24th, 2014

I am scared of you. You are a bad person and should feel bad for what you have spawned. I love you. Marry me.

I like it, but you REALLY need an editor.

By the way, we exist over here. I happen to be an editor there, so if you actually plan on continuing this story then I'd be glad to help.

Comment posted by wiiman deleted Feb 24th, 2014
Comment posted by wiiman deleted Feb 24th, 2014

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Dance! I just got pm'd by someone who'd like to pre read!
But if you still want to help me:
The more the merrier!

OH MY LORD, this is so FUNNY!

Comment posted by Isaac The Red deleted Feb 24th, 2014
Comment posted by wiiman deleted Feb 24th, 2014

Have fav and a :moustache: also good job capturing kreig

I swear to god! If Kreig's first meeting with the mane 6 doesn't involve train and poop, I'll be very disappointed.

'Oh god, they are carrying artifacts of power, they are the new Elements of Harmony! Tell them you are not their enemy, tell them to rescue you, to care for you and whatever you do, DO NOT scream the word POOP at the top of your lungs!'

"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!"

:applejackunsure:
:fluttershyouch:
:rainbowderp:
:duck:
:twilightoops:
:pinkiegasp:

Aru

3996570 This is a quote from Lunas Minion story ain't it? That's the only story with Krieg I can think of.

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Actually no, I took it from his debut trailer (1:51), and changed it of course.

I'm seeing a lot of deleted comments here. I'm guessing they are from people who are not kissing your ass, huh, author?

Aru

3997505 Ah yes you are right. I have messed up when I've seen this line ^^

3998324 No, that was mostly one guy being immature and being called on it. Don't think about it too hard or look for what isn't there.

yes yes yes yes YES! What a great story to come to after not reading for 2 weeks.

3999054

Don't think about it too hard or look for what isn't there.

Likewise.

4001437 See the numbers taste the violence

I laughed a lot more than I expected; Thumbs up!

HOLY KITTEN MOLESTERS THAT WAS GREAT! By the way if you need any insane ramblings I can help. Just to list off a few: I CLUB SEALS WITH OTHER SEALS! IF I STRANGLE YOU AND SMOTHER YOU AT THE SAME TIME HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH KILLED YOU FIRST?

The first thing he says to Twilight, "FRIENDSHIP IS PAIN"

Who the hell is giving dislikes on coments? KRIEG WILL DRINK THEIR SOUL.

Nice story so far :pinkiehappy: I hope there will be more chapters

A story where we get to hear Krueger type of dialog all the time? All my yes, though after 2000 years you should give him some mental issues XD

Honestly I was getting sick of all these mediocre LOHAV fics, but this one looks like a ball of fun, apart from the grammar glitches and the mad jumping around between time frames with little to know warning.

Very good story, from 1 to 10 stars I give you a "THE PAINCYCLE EAT BUTTERFLIES AND POOP FRIENDSHIP".5 :pinkiecrazy:

quoted by the smartest amn in pandora:

"I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"

'Say thank you,'
"NIPPLE SALADS!"
'Close enough.'

It begiiiįìîïíīiiimsš

Will we be waiting as long for the next chapter as we did for this one?

Pink.

Damnit Shining.

Dear God, re-prereading this I realize I missed a bunch of stuff. :twilightblush:

Woohoo, it lives!

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

GGRRrr
[Damn it, I did not know this story existed. I wanted to make this story as well.]
GGRRrr
[Well, back to the drawing board!]

i need more plz

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