Things suddenly happens when you open an unknown app, but I didn't expect to loss 90% of my memories and becoming a pony in just a single click though.
Anon decides to stop being a lazy piece of human garbage, taking it upon himself to find a job. He decides to be a therapist, because he totally has the qualifications for that.
Twilight Sparkle really, really, really, REALLY needs a boyfriend.
3975601 Maybe in another story.
3975712 About Twilight finally asking out Flash Sentry on a date?