Marko and Ishmir are polar opposites. But that’s what makes the Spartans so good together. So good in fact they can take on a whole Covenant space station and win.
Unfortunately extraction didn’t go too well, and the headhunters find themselves stranded on an unexplored planet. Can Ishmir keep the peace with the locals and get the Spartans home; or will Marko cause an interstellar incident?
My money’s on the latter.
Halo (non-canon) vs. My Little Pony (season 4) Crossover
Rated Teen for gratuitous swearing, violence and suggestive themes.
Chapters (7)
A halo fic centred around a headhunter pair? That sounds promising!
I'm going to read it right...17,346 words total....tomorrow.
looks inter- 17,346 words.........
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Liked the story but no pony would take on swerving that fast... Maybe rainbow dash would
Good work nailing down their ages. Usually everyone assumes they're about 40, but not this one: You knew they were teenagers.
Good work.
That was fun. I like Marko, he seems like a nice guy.
This is a prime example of a good fic. You have the Headhunters personality nailed to a T.
Why is this so funny?
I wish for sequel.
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Yeah, I was aiming to do this story in ten-thousand, but I got a little carried away. I've been toying with the idea of breaking the story up and putting each section into it's own chapter. Might make it more digestible.
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I admit Twilight did swerve pretty hard pretty quickly. Can't say I'm perfectly happy with it myself, but as you can see above, I was aiming to keep the story fairly short. Something to work on in the sequel I suppose.
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As much as I love Halo fanfiction (there's some seriously good stuff out there) the one thing that always annoys me is how Spartans (threes mainly) are always portrayed like adults while in reality they aren't. In the actual canon I believe the S3s weren't even teenagers, so I didn't quite nail it, but I like to think I got pretty close.
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Hope you enjoyed the story as much as I enjoyed writing it. Marko is a pretty cool guy if not a little bit of a maniac
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Because potty-mouth Twilight Sparkle is fucking hilarious!
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As do I. I had so much fun writing this I actually plan to do a sequel sometime.
3982262 I know Fanfiction writers get ages wrong every time. In Ghosts of Onyx, the threes were forced into puberty and had their growth accelerated, so the SIII's were mainly anywhere between 12-16 years old.
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Then I shall await for your awesomeness comrade.
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You are SO fucking right, my friend! Shit like that is fucking hilarious!
So, I got around to finally reading this...and I didn't like it much I'm afraid.
I felt the interaction between the Spartans was forced. The concept was neat, but I think you went about the wrong way. Instead of creating characters that are opposites of each other, you should have focused in creating interesting characters and only then figure out how they interact with each other.
In another of your stories for example: Versus Equestria, Rabbit and everyone else interacts pretty wonderfully, and that is because they are all great characters.
I only really found the bits between Twilight and the Spartan to be funny.
It wasn't a terrible story, but it didn't do much for me.
Glorious
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This is fucking brilliant!
I like buddy cop style stories. This one is no different, though it felt more like the buddy cop aspect was more between a naive Twilight Sparkle and an immature Marko than between Marko and Ishmir, it still works for me.
Goddammit Marko look at what you've done.
Now Twilight has the vocabulary of a sailor.
It soo good...I wish here more.
5146707 Hey, my father was a sailor. She would've told someone to stick something somewhere that Celestia doesn't dare shine.
Now I have a need for more this
God dammit Twilight
Ah. A shame to see this end. Also, instant respect for HU.
I remember when all these chapters were just 1 giant chapter
I remember this story. Nice to read it again :)
Pretty good story. Definitely deserving of more likes.
This needs a sequel.
"Me 'n my big mouth" is gonna be a running gag now, i can sense it.
Twi... just... -sigh-
why?
You gave me diabeetus with cuteness (cut too pure) and niivity... All the likes, NOW!
You know, if you said that about anyone other than Spartans or Astartes, people would say you were just wanking your characters. Instead, since they are Spartans, we just nod our heads and go "eeyup".
This sentence, I love it.
I love your descriptiveness. Like describing the mud being high and covering Twilight's lower body.
6488644 I like how rainbow dash is the one thinking straight here xD
It took me over 15 weeks to actually get around to reading this story, afterwards I am honestly am wondering why I didn't read it sooner. Amazing work and worth the read definitely needs more recognition than what it has.
Unsure if true Destiny game reference or just tryna make connections
"Will it fly?" -first time your guardian speaks
"Will it fly?" Followed by the word "Destiny" in the next sentence
i agree with you vessel. What she did was the stupidest thing i have ever read, and i am always attracted to that kind of bad karma.
(it deserved this BTW)
LOL!!
it was at this moment Twilight knew, she was opened to newer things. this is the best story i ever read, EVAR!!!
This guys tag line... It's simultaneously hilarious and annoying
That was it? A www. A good short story though.
I now have diabeetus from reading about twilight saying 'fucking?'
im also worried because it was...... "Strangely arousing. I’m thinking that ought to be worrying."
Twily is a princess and a virgin? Heh, now I gotta find a way to meet her for uhhh..... FOR SCIENCE!!! hehe, yeah.... toooooootally science
Reread this story, still love it
When twilight just so nonchalantly mentions that she's a virgin I could not stop thinking about the film Dragnet (1987) and The Virgin Connie Swail
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM ON ABOUT THEN YOU NEED TO WATCH THE FILM!!!!
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If Marko and Ishmir were voiced, what would they sound like?
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Nolan North. Nolan North can voice anyone, Twilight Sparkle included.
7283157 damn right he can. Damn right.
6587111 WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I GO, STOP IT!
Sweet god mother Celestia plothole, i'm crying from laughter XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
7281864 Grif and Tucker from RVB of course!
Maybe Simmons.