3874337 Despite what Anon might think, it's not something in the water. Each pony has her own individual reasons which we'll come to learn over the course of the story. Though certain things are already happening in the background, what I'd consider the story's central plot thread really kicks off in Chapter 7. Word count-wise we're only about 1/3 of the way through, so there's a lot that's going to be happening between now and the end.
Glad to hear you guys are getting a laugh out of it! I'm working to convert these chapters during every free moment I have, so hopefully the wait won't be too long.
3874787 Yeah, you'll probably notice that as a whole everything's been toned down just a bit. Hopefully the additional content and corrections spread throughout the story will make up for it for those who've read the original.
I might as well post it here. GMOH, this story right here was the very first pony fanfic I've read back when you were first writing this in the flutterape threads. It also fully brought me into the fandom as a whole. This shining story is the very reason why I've continued to waste so much time in this site and in /mlp/.
Somepony needs to give this author an award, you made rape funny despite it's horrible reality to me. If its ponies doing it to humans, it's funny as hell. Humans doing it to humans, not at all... Splendid job sir.
3875006 Ha, another victim! In all seriousness, though, I hope you've enjoyed your time with all this crazy pony fanwork stuff. I know I sure have. The community's produced some amazing things.
3879578 I'll be honest, I'm a little floored here. Posted story, went to work, went out with friends, came back to all this. Guess I'll be spending my weekend chugging along on these conversions.
3876087 It's funny much in the same way that Pepe Le Pew constantly chasing after that poor cat is funny in Looney Tunes, or at least that's my take on it. I'm glad it was able to make you smile.
Haha I loved this chapter, there is something about that equipment description and the chapter that I really adore, by the way I loved the Dragonball reference :P
Come on! Stuff could have happened! He could have had his Slugger in his inventory, he could have smashed the bottle as a weapon...so much stuff could have happened!
3881605 Why Celestia is doing nothing is disturbing enough. This whole thing is very disturbing to me and probably doesn't help that it's a second person fic where I'm rebelling against the author because being raped into a coma is totally worth it because of a stupid pie. Ya, I don't think so. Eh, this just isn't my type of comedy. Probably because I don't find, at best, a Stockholm Syndrome story funny.
After APplejack said the part about giving everything she had for Anon. . . . that really struck me hard! she knows she is competing with a princess of the night, an alicorn, a goddess. Yet she is still gonna try to win his heart. All the things she said. . . . what more can a humble guy ask for. Everything she named was really touching and deep (besides the rutting thing ) But that was so deep it really hit me, everything else made me almost wet myself laughing, the whole "I'm a distraction" that was completely priceless. I fell over laughing. ROTFLOL I did that for real! this was awesome, love this so so much!
More chapters like this and I'm set. It wasn't balls to the walls ridiculous but it was still funny. The characters are more in tune with themselves and make sense for the most part. I really like rainbow and she and him could make a cute couple. I want this fluttershy,Luna,anon thing cleared up though.
There's no Stockholm Syndrome story here, anon still doesn't like the mane six and thinks their creepy in his own way. If there was SS here he would be giving in to Fluttershy and the rest on a daily bases but he's not. He's only going about everything because in some cases he has no choice.
and just to ask are you a women? because some of us men would never see a problem with being raped into a coma, especially if a sexy female is doing it; even if a pie is rewarded afterward.
This reminds me of 'my better life' where every mare wants sharky but he has no fucking clue. In this one he has every clue and doesn't want it XD you just can't win with these humans can you?
You step into the streets of Ponyville as the moon begins its ascent behind you. The ponies still out and about can sense your determination as you begin your trek toward the Acres. One stallion even removes his hat and salutes you as you pass.
With everything he has to put up with I would do a traditional military salute if I saw him walking by.
You blink. “So... so you're saying you ditched some kind of important high class royal party to come out here to a barn in the middle of nowhere and protect me from being raped by these crazy-ass mares?”
She smiles. “In a manner of speaking, yes.”
Holy shit... if that's not true love, then you don't know what is!
I have to say, this certainly has more character and story progression then I would expect from a "anon-being-stalked-in-equestria" piece of work.
Kind of refreshing, actually.
Also, is there an actual reason planned for why everyone's falling for him or is it basically "because raisins."
Fucking hilarious! I just died at the inventory part.
This is why I love reading Anon in Equestria stories.
3874337
Despite what Anon might think, it's not something in the water. Each pony has her own individual reasons which we'll come to learn over the course of the story. Though certain things are already happening in the background, what I'd consider the story's central plot thread really kicks off in Chapter 7. Word count-wise we're only about 1/3 of the way through, so there's a lot that's going to be happening between now and the end.
Glad to hear you guys are getting a laugh out of it! I'm working to convert these chapters during every free moment I have, so hopefully the wait won't be too long.
3874787
Yeah, you'll probably notice that as a whole everything's been toned down just a bit. Hopefully the additional content and corrections spread throughout the story will make up for it for those who've read the original.
Funny story so far mate, though I'd put up a sex tag soon.
Describing an orgasm and in-your-boxers climax kinda calls for one
3874844
3874795
And possibly an alternate universe tag since others here might not like the massive
ly hilariousOoC moments here.liked and faved
I might as well post it here. GMOH, this story right here was the very first pony fanfic I've read back when you were first writing this in the flutterape threads. It also fully brought me into the fandom as a whole. This shining story is the very reason why I've continued to waste so much time in this site and in /mlp/.
I love and hate you so much for this.
More luna-related rape please
Somepony needs to give this author an award, you made rape funny despite it's horrible reality to me.
If its ponies doing it to humans, it's funny as hell.
Humans doing it to humans, not at all...
Splendid job sir.
i need moar now
Congrats on making it into the featured list!
i.imgur.com/Vz0pOmD.jpg
Huzzar you've been featured!
3879659
How many likes does he recieve?!
3879679
Not enough!
Oh man, it has been awhile since I've laughed out loud to a story. Keep up the good work my man.
3875006
Ha, another victim! In all seriousness, though, I hope you've enjoyed your time with all this crazy pony fanwork stuff. I know I sure have. The community's produced some amazing things.
3879578
I'll be honest, I'm a little floored here. Posted story, went to work, went out with friends, came back to all this. Guess I'll be spending my weekend chugging along on these conversions.
3876087
It's funny much in the same way that Pepe Le Pew constantly chasing after that poor cat is funny in Looney Tunes, or at least that's my take on it. I'm glad it was able to make you smile.
3879679 OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Can't wait for next Chapter i'm rooting for Anonx:rainbow and AnonxLuna keep it up with the mushy lovey business you get my approval.
Spike Out
MAJESTIC AS FUCK
also I think this is the first story I've added to my Faves list. Good on ya.
WHEN LUNA CAME TO THE PARTY I LITERALLY YELLED "SO MUCH YES!!!" LIKE FIVE TIMES
Haha I loved this chapter, there is something about that equipment description and the chapter that I really adore, by the way I loved the Dragonball reference :P
this story is great!!
This is one of my favorite stories on your pastebin. I'm glad you decided to bring it here.
3881243 Maybe the law hasn't been changed yet to include humans into their lists of claimants? Who cares anyway, it's just adowable
Come on! Stuff could have happened! He could have had his Slugger in his inventory, he could have smashed the bottle as a weapon...so much stuff could have happened!
3881605
Why Celestia is doing nothing is disturbing enough. This whole thing is very disturbing to me and probably doesn't help that it's a second person fic where I'm rebelling against the author because being raped into a coma is totally worth it because of a stupid pie. Ya, I don't think so. Eh, this just isn't my type of comedy. Probably because I don't find, at best, a Stockholm Syndrome story funny.
After APplejack said the part about giving everything she had for Anon. . . . that really struck me hard! she knows she is competing with a princess of the night, an alicorn, a goddess. Yet she is still gonna try to win his heart. All the things she said. . . . what more can a humble guy ask for. Everything she named was really touching and deep (besides the rutting thing ) But that was so deep it really hit me, everything else made me almost wet myself laughing, the whole "I'm a distraction" that was completely priceless. I fell over laughing. ROTFLOL I did that for real! this was awesome, love this so so much!
More chapters like this and I'm set. It wasn't balls to the walls ridiculous but it was still funny. The characters are more in tune with themselves and make sense for the most part. I really like rainbow and she and him could make a cute couple. I want this fluttershy,Luna,anon thing cleared up though.
Apparently Anon has not seen Jurassic Park 2.
Terrible beasties hide in the long grass, anon.
Terrible, Rapacious beasties.
3881644
There's no Stockholm Syndrome story here, anon still doesn't like the mane six and thinks their creepy in his own way. If there was SS here he would be giving in to Fluttershy and the rest on a daily bases but he's not. He's only going about everything because in some cases he has no choice.
and just to ask are you a women? because some of us men would never see a problem with being raped into a coma, especially if a sexy female is doing it; even if a pie is rewarded afterward.
This reminds me of 'my better life' where every mare wants sharky but he has no fucking clue. In this one he has every clue and doesn't want it XD you just can't win with these humans can you?
hahahahaha, brilliant chapter
LoL reference made me lose my shit
3882756
I fell out of my chair laughing.
Love the Top Gun reference. 10/10
Good Job.
3874759
Only about 1/3 done right here!?
YES! YOU. ARE. AMAZING.
3881644
Then you are in the very, very wrong place.
3882756 epically if there's pie........uuuuummmmmm pie
........I do not think that word means what you think it means...
I wanna play! That game sounds so fun
denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/rsz/mlfw2769_huge.png
The terrible villain Autismo!
lol dam he he
With everything he has to put up with I would do a traditional military salute if I saw him walking by.
Luna's playing mind games! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
OH GOD LUNA YOU MASTER MIND! omg dude the nicknames you give each pony! so fucking HILARIOUS. i LOL'd so hard at "....autismo..."
i lol at lune being OP although to be fair, anon needs to stop being such a scrub and get some oranges
i1.ytimg.com/vi/xutqgxSXog0/maxresdefault.jpg
i liked AJ feelings and offer i know the chances are slim but im rooting for her
3967946 omfg you sir are a genius
Christ that was adorable... And weird... And awesome... So much fun!
This guy....I love this guy