i108.photobucket.com/albums/n13/narutouzumaki02/MLP%20Wiki%20Pictures/AppleJackRapeTrain-1.jpg You better run man. or, well, you should have ran if you weren't tied down that is. So... Any last requests of what I should write on your tombstone? I'm thinking of something between the lines of, "He died as he lived, tied up in a chair by some freaky pony with a just as freaky fetish." hmm... *scratches beard in thought* Nah, it would be too long... How about, "He died by snoo-snoo"? At least then people will know he died with a stupid grin on his face.
Um I am going to get one of my fleets and pull him out of there. Oh God he is so fucked. (Literally and figurativley). "All ships of the 3,988TH Blood Star fleet mobalize and move to extract Anon.
“They also served another purpose,” she continues. “Originally, we intended these corridors to spell out 'Celestia has an above average sized rump and should perhaps refrain from consuming so many pastries!' on the lunar surface when viewed from Equestria, but we quickly discovered that this message would be too large to fit. We settled on 'Celestia's a Cunt' instead.”
You give it your best shot, but as soon as you make contact you know you're not going to score a personal best Flutterpunt record. “ILOVeyouanooonnn~” echoes on the wind as she sails through the air, and though she makes a decent arc the distance leaves something to be desired.
<- Doesn't like to see cute pone get kicked. <- Laughs his ass of anyways
Well Anon, time to make a choice. You can A) Go back to reading your paper, B) Get started on fixing the leaky sink in the kitchen or C) Choose the mystery box.
Fuck it, who are you kidding? You always choose the mystery box. There could even be a mystery box inside!
You neigh, snort, and stomp your foot. “To use the most ancient, primal mating signal of ponykind, that of a stallion who claims a mare as his, and to direct it at ourself and Kindness both... to claim us as your herd...”
... ... ... Wait what?! To claim somepony for your herd, you just need to neigh, snort and stomp your hoof?! So when the Pegasus guards pulling twilight's carriage in S1E1, neigh, snorted, and stomped their hoofs..... (note as far as I'm aware, the neighing and whatnot was cut from most of non-English dubs)
( Twilight Sparkle: She said to check on preparations. I am her student, and I'll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends. Royal guards: [whinnying] Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, sirs. Royal guards: [huffing] )
4754212 Since the human is the only of it kind , or i think second of its kind in Equestria , he is different to dem ponies/horses/mules and so the mares are atracted by the human's pheromones , i dont know if they also do get attracted when there is a nearby stallion , but his pheromones are strong for the mares to ignore it , however maybe not all mares may get attracted , most did , such as Orangedavid or Fluttershit and also Princess Moonbutt.
I must be the odd man out, because I didn't think Family Guy
“Originally, we intended these corridors to spell out 'Celestia has an above average sized rump and should perhaps refrain from consuming so many pastries!' on the lunar surface when viewed from Equestria, but we quickly discovered that this message would be too large to fit. We settled on 'Celestia's a Cunt' instead.”
“That's good to know. Heh, I bet they call you an alicorn because of all those dicks you constantly have in your mouth, am I right?”
You neigh, snort, and stomp your foot.
And both Fluttershy and Luna stop dead in their tracks.
All sound ceases, and they slowly, ever so slowly, turn toward you.
“A... Anonymous...”
“Anon, you...”
“In all our thousands of years...”
“You... you want...”
“Never has a stallion been brazen enough...”
“You want—”
“To ever do such a thing in our presence...”
“To use the most ancient, primal mating signal of ponykind, that of a stallion who claims a mare as his, and to direct it at ourself and Kindness both... to claim us as your herd...”
“I-I'm yours, Anon~!” Fluttershy swoons.
It's Apple Pone, and it looks like she's got you tied to the chair for some reason.
I was ready to deem Luna and Flutters rapists, but AJ here fits the exact definition of the word! It's as if the ponies of Equestria are under some spell that makes them horny for Anon.
But still, you're a guy, and the fact that a catfight's about to break out triggers some sort of primal, instinctive reaction in you. You really, really want to meow and make a claw gesture with your hands, but it doesn't seem appropriate since these are horses, not cats.
So after some consideration, you do what you think is the equivalent:
You neigh, snort, and stomp your foot.
And both Fluttershy and Luna stop dead in their tracks.
All sound ceases, and they slowly, ever so slowly, turn toward you.
“A... Anonymous...”
“Anon, you...”
“In all our thousands of years...”
“You... you want...”
“Never has a stallion been brazen enough...”
“You want—”
“To ever do such a thing in our presence...”
The two ponies slowly advance on you. Fluttershy looks like she’s about to faint, while you’re entranced by Luna’s cold, calculating eyes.
Yeah, you’re dead now. There’s no question. You stand from your chair and back away, but they keep following, never stopping.
It’s so quiet now you could hear a pin drop, and then Luna’s voice echoes through the large room once more.
I will never forget these words
“To use the most ancient, primal mating signal of ponykind, that of a stallion who claims a mare as his, and to direct it at ourself and Kindness both... to claim us as your herd...”
“I-I'm yours, Anon~!” Fluttershy swoons.
Luna locks eyes with you again, and you can see a spark of lust behind them that causes a chill to run down your spine.
“Such boldness... such pure, unrestrained audacity... should be rewarded. Sister may claim modern ‘courtship’ is between two… but if thy desire is for the old ways, we shall not disagree nor deny thee...”
And… suddenly death doesn’t seem so bad. In fact, it might be preferable.
You should be a professional comedian. Without a doubt, some of the funniest stuff I have ever read!
Awwww, you took out the funny yet totally racist joke here!
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family guy reference
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WHOOPS THERE GO MY SIDES
Well.. he's screwed....
I literally couldn't stop laughing during the cat fight. "Such boldness"
3880508 nope, not quite yet
...why am I reading this?
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Seconded.
No Apple Pone.
Bad.
Bad Apple Pone.
We don't restrain people and molest them.
It isn't nice.
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You better run man. or, well, you should have ran if you weren't tied down that is. So... Any last requests of what I should write on your tombstone? I'm thinking of something between the lines of, "He died as he lived, tied up in a chair by some freaky pony with a just as freaky fetish." hmm... *scratches beard in thought* Nah, it would be too long... How about, "He died by snoo-snoo"? At least then people will know he died with a stupid grin on his face.
Man, it hurts to read this, and mean that in a very good way!
HAHAHAHA!
Now were did my sanity run of too?
bwahahahahaha
Um I am going to get one of my fleets and pull him out of there. Oh God he is so fucked. (Literally and figurativley). "All ships of the 3,988TH Blood Star fleet mobalize and move to extract Anon.
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In more ways than one.
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Would bang just for that.
haha this is hilarious, i dont usually laugh when I read comedic works on fimfiction but the neigh scene came off as a surprise, classic.
3881817 Caught the reference
fuckin funny shit.; cant count the amount of times i broke down laughing
<- Doesn't like to see cute pone get kicked.
<- Laughs his ass of anyways
meow and he buck
Bah ha ha ha, what a fucking idiot! Oh he's fucked, in more ways than one!
I would have just screamed HELP at the top of my lungs when I woke up and saw applejacks butt in my face
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Because you both enjoy watching a group of horny female ponies molesting a male humans into submission.
Oh my god I think I just died haha
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Wait what?! To claim somepony for your herd, you just need to neigh, snort and stomp your hoof?!
So when the Pegasus guards pulling twilight's carriage in S1E1, neigh, snorted, and stomped their hoofs..... (note as far as I'm aware, the neighing and whatnot was cut from most of non-English dubs)
( Twilight Sparkle: She said to check on preparations. I am her student, and I'll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.
Royal guards: [whinnying]
Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, sirs.
Royal guards: [huffing] )
So we got us a herd situation here, eh? Fun!
Oh yeah, I can tell I am going to love this story right here and now.
Why are all the pones psycho hose beasts!?!
4754212 Since the human is the only of it kind , or i think second of its kind in Equestria , he is different to dem ponies/horses/mules and so the mares are atracted by the human's pheromones , i dont know if they also do get attracted when there is a nearby stallion , but his pheromones are strong for the mares to ignore it , however maybe not all mares may get attracted , most did , such as Orangedavid or Fluttershit and also Princess Moonbutt.
In other words , he is seen sexy by mares.
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hahahahahahahahah great job man i love it
really....he just HAD TO NEIGH AND SNORT...for bucks sake I cannot stop laughing
HAHAHAHA!!! I really laughed with this.
It reminded me of this: (at second 28)
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My Family Guy sense is tingling.
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"A boats a boat but the Mystery Box could be anything! It could even be another boat, Lois you know how much we wanted one of those"
All the lolz
Если кто может , то дайте русский перевод
6556553 Я мог бы, если вы хотите, чтобы
I feel worse for this guy than any other character on this site, good or bad? Pls halp
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ʇɥıs ıs ʇɥǝ ɔlosǝsʇ ʇɥıuƃ ı ɥɐʌǝ ʇo ɹnssıɐu.
I must be the odd man out, because I didn't think Family Guy
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I've got only one word for this...
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I was ready to deem Luna and Flutters rapists, but AJ here fits the exact definition of the word!
It's as if the ponies of Equestria are under some spell that makes them horny for Anon.
But still, you're a guy, and the fact that a catfight's about to break out triggers some sort of primal, instinctive reaction in you. You really, really want to meow and make a claw gesture with your hands, but it doesn't seem appropriate since these are horses, not cats.
So after some consideration, you do what you think is the equivalent:
You neigh, snort, and stomp your foot.
And both Fluttershy and Luna stop dead in their tracks.
All sound ceases, and they slowly, ever so slowly, turn toward you.
“A... Anonymous...”
“Anon, you...”
“In all our thousands of years...”
“You... you want...”
“Never has a stallion been brazen enough...”
“You want—”
“To ever do such a thing in our presence...”
The two ponies slowly advance on you. Fluttershy looks like she’s about to faint, while you’re entranced by Luna’s cold, calculating eyes.
Yeah, you’re dead now. There’s no question. You stand from your chair and back away, but they keep following, never stopping.
It’s so quiet now you could hear a pin drop, and then Luna’s voice echoes through the large room once more.
I will never forget these words
“To use the most ancient, primal mating signal of ponykind, that of a stallion who claims a mare as his, and to direct it at ourself and Kindness both... to claim us as your herd...”
“I-I'm yours, Anon~!” Fluttershy swoons.
Luna locks eyes with you again, and you can see a spark of lust behind them that causes a chill to run down your spine.
“Such boldness... such pure, unrestrained audacity... should be rewarded. Sister may claim modern ‘courtship’ is between two… but if thy desire is for the old ways, we shall not disagree nor deny thee...”
And… suddenly death doesn’t seem so bad. In fact, it might be preferable.
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I will never forget these words