The sexiest man you've ever met.
Rainbow Dash charges into Rarity's boutique and announces that she's going on a date. However, when questioned, Rainbow Dash refuses to reveal who her date is. Rarity suspects something is amiss and decides to secretly follow Dash. But what Rarity uncovers is so bizarre, she will never be able to look at her friend, or herself, the same way ever again.
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... Okay then. We'll see where this goes.
Wow. This is epic. You have talent and I am impressed. I cant wait for more! Keepit up!
I gone mad
I don't understand. Why do this has so many dislikes?
Ummm...Yay, Dashie?
The reveal is either going to be incredibly funny or incredibly stupid. We shall have to see.
So, Fluttershy finally decided to share her drug stash with Dashie?
Lol Dash is drugged up
I don't even think she has any idea what's going on
4029314 couldn't tell you.
I think that medicine might be making Dash a tad... Well...
Oh I know that look. That's the look of a deranged shipper
Can't wait for the next chapter
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I can absolutely, one hundred percent, guarantee for a certainty that it will be stupid.
Ooh, I'd like some Rarity-flavored tea! Sounds delicious! XD
I've read this and were confused as hell.. Re-read it 2 times just to notice that its incomplete
Alrighty. You got my interest.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Rarity, don't take the person on the opiate that seriously while it's still in high gear.
She never figured out who she was going on a date with.
is it flitters?
It's Flitter, isn't it?
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Nope. She didn't. You are correct.
There are so many clues that Rainbow's date is Flitter, but I suspect that she is a red herring. Perhaps the reason Rarity doesn't even consider Flitter as a candidate is that she knows something we don't about her, such as Flitter is already dating/ married to somepony. At this point, my best guess is that Rainbow Dash intends to propose to herself.
If it's Flitter God I swear
This was... just glorious.
This story made me giggle. Good job. I'm looking forward to the rest of it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS BUILDING UP TO IT JUST BEING FLUTTERSHY I WILL #REK UR SHIT
inb4 genderbender Big Mac is her date
Is it Applejack?
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Unless it's Rainbow Dash herself. :3
Oh come on! Rarity is being so horribly oblivious it isn't funny! It's so bleeding obvious!
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Saw this fic in the featured box, and decided to start reading it. Without even realizing that it was by an author I was already following.
Go figure. I guess you're good at writing story descriptions that catch my eye.
Well, it's been a fun ride so far.
Oh, and I might as well thank you, too. So...thanks.
(I'm thanking you for the fic because there wasn't really much else in the featured box that looked like stories I'd be even vaguely interested in).
4031588 or AJ.
Oh. Oh, Celestia. There's been hinting with Flitter, but are you going to throw in a twist? And if you are, are you going to do what I think you're going to do? Oh dear Celestia. Well, if anypony was going to do that, it'd probably be Rainbow Dash.
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I can see I'm not the only one to have had this idea...
Must have moar!
Derpy. Maybe. Probably.
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Read enough in 'Random', and you start seeing the patterns.
High as fuck on medication. Now that's a premise that can make for a fun story.
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Probably.
Clearly, it's all an elaborate ploy by Dash and AJ to get their hooves on a few of Rarity's skirts so that AJ can live out her lifelong dream of opening up a skirt and apple shop called Skirts and Apples, and Rainbow Dash can live out her lifelong dream of wearing skirts while eating apples.
And they would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for that meddling fashionista and her wimpy pegasus friend.
I'll put my money on Sweetie Bell.
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obviously dashie is drugged up, fell in love with flitter from the effects of the love potion, and has deluded herself into thinking that flitter has been her marefriend for a while.
that, or she's dating Slendermare
4031429 i bet those jeans tasted purple
Sooo...Rarity is gorging on fudge, huh? The plot thickens...and...thickens.....mrrrr
Seriously, this is the funniest thing I've read in a while, so it gets an upvote.
“So when she bites into the mashed potatoes,” Rainbow Dash continued, grinning obliviously, “she’ll be like, ‘Whoa, there’s a rock in my mashed potatoes!’ and I’ll yank the ring out of her mouth and be like,
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But everyone already knows Rainbow Dash is in love with herself, though it isn't quite as bad as Rarity x Mirror.
So, Fluttershy accidentally overdosed Dash on the medicine, causing Dash to end up falling in love her self(possibly after seeing her reflection)?
At least that's my guess. I mean, I can see the hints that it could be Flitter, but those could also be red herrings.
Plus the first option is funnier.
Flitter you lady killer, and to think it only took two doses of love potion.
Rarity should start a new line of clothing appropriate for protests. Activist-chique?
Hm, seems pretty good so far
And this, Fluttershy, is why dosage information is critical.
No cloudwalking spell. Rarity is going to plummet to her doom. Again.
Bad idea; chocolate is not a recommended treatment for hypoglycemia since it contains way too much fat to be rapidly absorbed; this is why we tend to carry not-very-yummy glucose gels/tablets instead.
Well,I guess it's better than Bittersweet 
Apart from that, nice story.
I suddenly love you for that.
Also, I think the medicine had a unexpected side effect...
~Skeeter The Lurker
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In case anyone's interested, pic source: http://harwicks-art.deviantart.com/art/Know-When-to-Fold-Em-274057023
BRB; gonna check how many times "Flitter" shows up in the comments. Also the words "red herring."
4033123 You really expect a drugged RD to know medical terms correctly?