If you're here for a warm and heartfelt tale then I'm gonna have to disappoint you because I get the feeling this will probably be a guilt speech for everything that I've done in my life. Did I mention the murder? No? Then I'll start with that. Being a new face in a new wondrous land can be a scary thing for a young stallion. I'm reading this off a brochure by the way, never believed in all that tourist schlock to be honest. This lovely piece of paper also failed to mention that there are guards in this place that charge you for murder within seconds of crossing the border. It pretty much goes downhill from here as I start dealing with things like the corrupted government of Equestria, the reincarnated, and surprisingly hot, dark side of a princess, train robbers, assassins and pirates. It leads me to wonder at some points how I managed to survive something like this. Oh yeah and there's something about some ancient plot about needing the blood of a queen and the blood of a half-breed to resurrect some bad guy named Lazarus... I think ninja are in here somewhere too, maybe. No promises though.