Shining can deal with griffons, mobsters, and the possible end of the world no problem. Dealing with his wife and her girlfriend crowding his bed is a different matter...
I assume Shining (and the title) meant "my bed is made for two, not three" figuratively, not literally. Because, within reason, a bed should be about as easy to come by for a Prince of the Crystal Empire as any form of food or drink, if that was the solution.
Or, if he was interested in ever having sexual relations with his wife, or any mare for that matter considering what she might do to him; he could request that Chrysalis, former Queen of the Northern Changelings, stop using him as a full body pillow.
That ';' should be a ','
And, in truth, half the time Shining would just pour the cider back and forth from bottle to glass and vise versa.
"vice versa"
sound-proofed
"soundproofed"
“Hey, Captain, what’s a lady got to do to get a drink around here? Strip naked and sing Winter Wrap Up.”
Oh goodness, I do like the Skyrim ref for the next chapter. I also do love a nice side changeling affair, though through my RP I have come to love changelings in general. As expected your quality of writing was present and the humor was solid with just enough to get me to want more. Looking forward to an additional chapter!
I KNOW THAT MOVIE!!!! good scene from it, could have killed him another way than a pipe into a boiler, but it was killer for the punchline..... i have no life if i can tell what movie you referenced form the one line.....
Oh dear Grodd, we just started this and we're already rolling around on the bed laughing our asses off. I shall enjoy this story very much, I can tell already. I noticed the sex tag in this so you know what to do when we get to one of those chapters, right? Yeah yeah, grab the kindle and scuttle across the room. Good boy. I really want to slap you. I know. ~Sylpheed and Eli
I loved this chapter it was awesome and it had me LOTF.I can't wait to see what happens next to them all I feel like they is going to be awesome I hope I'm right.
damn it!
Orphans do make the best bread, but you have to tenderize them before putting them in the loaf.
*off*
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This has the makings of a hilarious story.
I assume Shining (and the title) meant "my bed is made for two, not three" figuratively, not literally. Because, within reason, a bed should be about as easy to come by for a Prince of the Crystal Empire as any form of food or drink, if that was the solution.
That ';' should be a ','
"vice versa"
"soundproofed"
Needs a '?'
3634782 Hey, don't go poking holes in my plot. I don't come to your house and poke holes in your plot.
But seriously, I'll start working on fixing them errors.
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Insert obvious joke here...
I set my body mode to READY!
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I was so mistaken about how ready I was!
Oh goodness, I do like the Skyrim ref for the next chapter. I also do love a nice side changeling affair, though through my RP I have come to love changelings in general. As expected your quality of writing was present and the humor was solid with just enough to get me to want more. Looking forward to an additional chapter!
3643903 Thanks to your word choice and icon, I just read your comment in Fluttershy's voice.
And I hope to live up to your expectations. The story in full should be up on Christmas day.
Or, Hearth's Warming Eve.
Because ponies.
You ask the real questions, don't you? Keep it up.
I KNOW THAT MOVIE!!!! good scene from it, could have killed him another way than a pipe into a boiler, but it was killer for the punchline..... i have no life if i can tell what movie you referenced form the one line.....
Wishful thinking, that is.
Is that Skyrim reference obvious, or oblivious?
Related: where's the Rainbow-Dash-sly-smirk emoticon when I need it?
Ahh, Commando. Still one of Arnold's best roles IMHO
Oh dear Grodd, we just started this and we're already rolling around on the bed laughing our asses off.
I shall enjoy this story very much, I can tell already.
I noticed the sex tag in this so you know what to do when we get to one of those chapters, right?
Yeah yeah, grab the kindle and scuttle across the room.
Good boy.
I really want to slap you.
I know.
~Sylpheed and Eli
Skyrim?.....damn
I loved this chapter it was awesome and it had me LOTF.I can't wait to see what happens next to them all I feel like they is going to be awesome I hope I'm right.
You know what's strange?
My dad wt aboit getting a DVD of Commando about 3 or 4 days ago
That movie is genius.
I see what you did there...and I approve.
I misread "Make" as "Are" somehow so yea I got that they are the best bread
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No first you need to turn into Discord
nice
3644109 oh my god I love you. That movie reference from Commando with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Dat Commando ref.
Pfft, nice start.