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Pink Rocket


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what the fuck man

I need closure NOW!!

that ending WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Best. Trollfic. EVAR.

Well, that was... random.

Well that was certainly a thing that happened.



Ah well, back to posting random foreshadowing bogs at two a.m.

5305301

Post rape closure:
A few hours later, Rainbow Dash flew home crying, threw all her sex toys away and cried herself to sleep wishing she never lied about her deepthroating charade and ended up losing her virginity to Rarity. At least, Rarity finished her pink see-through nightgown they were working on and it was really nice and comfortable.

5307040 I doubt she lied. She DID take in an entire foreleg.

5307247
You know nothing, you pleb!

If only this wasn't a trollfic, I probably would've enjoyed this very much

5307728 I enjoyed it...

5307040 Um... :rainbowderp:
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rarity needs to go to tartarus with a shattered horn and four removed kneecaps know.:raritydespair:
that's the kind of closure I wanted.:rainbowdetermined2:
(P.S. Derpy would be a great new element of generosity.:derpytongue2:)

5309314
Hater of best pony is the one that needs to go to Tartarus
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And also needs to know that best pony can do whatever she wants to whoever she wants without consequences.

5309358 *sigh* there's no winning with you ponies is there.

Rape ain't something I view kindly my pink 'friend'.
deepthroat? Sure by all means shove something deep in there.
but if you include rape at least add a tag that warns about it or says that it is implied.
DAMNIT you got me all depressed now. Fuck it I'm going to bed to try and forget this.
Goodnight FiMFiction.

I enjoyed it until the end. That was completely out of fucking nowhere. While I was reading it I couldn't figure out all the downvotes. Now I know why. That just wasn't funny.

5307040

Uhhh... In what way did she lie?

5310582
She told Rarity she's famous among stallions and she's not. All she is, is a frequent masturbator with a kinky fetish for sucking on her collected assortment of loneliness, knowing she can't score a single stallion with her boyish looks and cuntish attitude.

5310628

Ahhhh... So, like me, then. :fluttercry:

Anyway, you should write the rape. :rainbowkiss:

5310640
If it were my tier I would. :ajsmug:
It's not though... :twilightoops:

5310722

Not your tier? :fluttercry: I don't know what that means, but you should make it your tier.

5312137
Tier... meaning that they just can't make clop?
I dunno, but i know tha

'Slut! Get off of there!'

Oh, bye.

Deepthroat is your middle name? That must be a mouthful.rs1img.memecdn.com/Hilarious-Post_o_139691.jpg

5310628 I don't get it, why would RD have a hard time getting a stallion?
I mean, she's just, umm..., word's I'd rather not say here^^

-reads last sentence-

Dat ending doe… :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Top kek 7/10

Yeah, the ending ruins it

SLZ

It's always great to see the different areas of stories. This was sure an interesting one. The last sentence had me really curious.

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