ancy -> antsy i.e. like an ant running around like mad "Thinks she’ll go fine Big Mac" you mean find? I can understand why the colts fear her if she fines them for sex.
Ahahahahaha, Hockencocks, I couldn't help but get a Ollivander's feel out of it. And the image of the shop keeper acting like Ollivander was too much bahahaa.
Oh, my. This story is probably the corniest thing I've read on the site. I do like it though. Loved the way how the CMC just curb-stomped DT in her tracks. Pinkie almost destroyed the story, but she exists only to make others miserable, so I guess that's okay. Still found her ridiculously OOC. One thing that kinda annoyed me was that the CMC are shown to be pretty innocent and lack a lot of knowledge, but still the whole town seems to be about being in the heat the moment they get theirs. It's almost surreal, like the story wasn't really happening.
you know, everyone is talking about Applebloom threatening Diamond Tiara but NO ONE has mentioned Pinkie
How do you deal with your heats,” Sweetie Belle asked.
Pinkie waited till the shake was in her hooves before speaking. “Dick,” she said, before taking a long drink. “Pinkie needs some dick.”
The three young mares blinked at Pinkie. The others had planned ahead for their heats, Pinkie obviously didn’t. “You don’t have anypony that helps you?” Applebloom asked.
Taking a sip of her sunday, Pinkie sat at the table they had just gotten up from. “Pinkie plays hard. Pinkie scares most stallions, hurt some too,” she said wistfully into her glass. “Pinkie feels bad about those, but they all got better.”
Needless to say that given the Threat of the century by young Miss Applebloom and this from Pinkie i was ROLLING
6269588 I think you got that backwards. Stallions are generally direct with what they want. Its mares who will say no when they actually mean yes and then get pissed off when you miss her "hints" and move on.
“Well...” Diamond Tiara drawled. “If it isn’t-” “Diamond,” Applebloom interrupted, not taking her eyes off her dessert. “I have four-hundred acres to hide the body.” Diamond Tiara’s jaw hung slack as a stunned groan rolled out. “I can’t-”
It's curious that you should be destined for this vibrating egg... when its brother gave you that scar. The egg chooses the masturbator. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear... we can expect sexy things from the CMC. After all, she-who-must-not-be-named did sexy things. Terrible... yes, but sexy.
Young cum is best cum~
I can't not laugh at this XD
Really? Rarity sends them to a sex shop?
Best Apple Family death threat yet!
Just....what? I'm interested at this....just to see how they deal with it....
Dat line though...
Pinkie needs dick...way to be subtle Pinkie
You missed out a part here.
3684516 Well, considering Applejack actually tells them to go have sex, the sex shop isn't that bad.
ancy -> antsy i.e. like an ant running around like mad
"Thinks she’ll go fine Big Mac" you mean find?
I can understand why the colts fear her if she fines them for sex.
Ahahahahaha, Hockencocks, I couldn't help but get a Ollivander's feel out of it. And the image of the shop keeper acting like Ollivander was too much bahahaa.
This was the best line I have ever heard out of Applebloom in any story ever. Of all time. That was beautiful.
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Oh, my. This story is probably the corniest thing I've read on the site. I do like it though. Loved the way how the CMC just curb-stomped DT in her tracks. Pinkie almost destroyed the story, but she exists only to make others miserable, so I guess that's okay. Still found her ridiculously OOC. One thing that kinda annoyed me was that the CMC are shown to be pretty innocent and lack a lot of knowledge, but still the whole town seems to be about being in the heat the moment they get theirs. It's almost surreal, like the story wasn't really happening.
3688718 "The pony does not choose the dildo, the dildo chooses the pony."
Not done reading but I had to comment on that!XD
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you know, everyone is talking about Applebloom threatening Diamond Tiara but NO ONE has mentioned Pinkie
Needless to say that given the Threat of the century by young Miss Applebloom and this from Pinkie i was ROLLING
3689928 I sincerely agree
“Well...” Diamond Tiara drawled. “If it isn’t-”
“Diamond,” Applebloom interrupted, not taking her eyes off her dessert. “I have four-
hundred acres to hide the body.”
Diamond Tiara’s jaw hung slack as a stunned groan rolled out. “I can’t-”
“Buck off,” Scootaloo said, idly stabbing at the frozen bits of her shake with a straw;
clipping the indignant rant short.
Best lines ever!!
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well that's kind of a fact about equine anatomy the whole herd tends to go at around the same time.
PINKIE'S A RAPER
3769239 indeed
3682769 ... dude that makes you sound like a pedophile
Amen, sister. Amen.
Good lord the mlp version of the predator.
Applebloom, why are you so quick to sell out your own brother? First Cherilee, now this.
Dayum Pinkie
Didnt except that AT ALL!
Im speechless...
Why is pinkie speaking in the third person?
So basically, three times a summer, the whole of Equestria has a national orgy.
5980872 She's in heat, expect her to make even less sense than normal.
Silly Applejack. No only means no when mares say it. When stallions say it, it means 'maybe' and you're just not asking the question right.
6269588 I think you got that backwards. Stallions are generally direct with what they want. Its mares who will say no when they actually mean yes and then get pissed off when you miss her "hints" and move on.
I like how open the characters are being in this story. It's kind of refreshing to see.
What's not as refreshing is how two of the three crusaders' names are spelled wrong... :/
Hahahah xD
I died right about there
I laughed so damn hard I think I broke a rib
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It's curious that you should be destined for this vibrating egg... when its brother gave you that scar. The egg chooses the masturbator. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear... we can expect sexy things from the CMC. After all, she-who-must-not-be-named did sexy things. Terrible... yes, but sexy.
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This doesn't seem physically possible.