There's something very wrong with you.

That was... I can't.
I just can't.
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What he said.

Your prose is painfully satisfying.

It was a cold day in June, the first month of the year, of course.

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"come now Cockfag, we will implore the vast regions of the tuna juicy Twilight!"

Possibly the greatest sentence in the fandom.

So thanks for that.

3490233 I agree
brings me back to a time when people wrote real trollfics instead of this pisswater we get now

it brings a bitch tear to my eye