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Jiopop

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  • Poopstain and Assclown
    Twilight Sparkle has twins Poop Stain and Assclown

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#1 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

"An expansion of the mind!"

-Leo Tolstoy, Chicago Sentinel

"...beautiful, entertaining and awe-inspiring."

-Zygmunt Bauman, American Medical Association

"A triumph of the human spirit!"

-Bob Saget, X-Play

#2 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

DAFUQ DID I JUST READ???

#3 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·
#4 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>299729 Nah bro, there's trolling then there's trying way to hard, this is doing the ladder. Why not also throw in "I loved Hitler, Jews need to die, women need to get back in the kitchen, and all black people are criminals" while you're at it?

#5 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>299733

I smell a seeeeeeeeeeeequal!

#6 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>299738

Yes. This has to happen.

#7 · 129w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

dammit I always knew Pipsqueak was a bad dude!

#8 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>299747 Did you even read the fucking story?? Again, you sir, are the troll.

#9 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>299758 Yes I did bro, I'm telling you: No one's impressed by your fail trolling.

#10 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>299762 :heart: you too :twilightsmile:

#11 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

You deserve 5 'staches for this!

:moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache:

#12 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

That was certainly interesting. It's obviously a trollfic, but a hilarious one that's not terribly written! Not saying that trollfics are MEANT to be written good, if this story shows anything -STORY LOL- but it's nice to see one for a change. I approve :D

#14 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

If anyone knows Jiopop, your ALWAYS going to expect top-notch stuff from him. So just expect this before you decide to 'rant'

#15 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

Do you love making conspiricies? Cause this could be turned into a movie Starring leonardo Decaprio

#16 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

I don't get you guys. As far as trolls go, I thought this was pretty entertaining:derpyderp1:

#17 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

DAFUQ DID I JUST READ!? :derpyderp1:

#18 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

o_o ..... Wat.

...

W͢h̢͜a͟t̛ ͜t̛h͏͏e̴̸ ̶̢f҉͡u͏c͡k̷ ͜d̷͢͡id̛́ ̢҉Į̛̕ j̵u͏sţ ̵́Ŕ̴EAD̢?!͘?͞

#20 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

The fanfic meter says  10/π * ln(-1)  Points, so idk.

WUT.

You won, don't you?

I am quite unquite you.

I am dis  point -->  .

See?

#21 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>299733 I already belieaved in all of that stuff BTW

#22 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

omg the laughter its killing me dear god AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

#23 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>299762 Ia am in fact very impressed, you are also most likely a child molester too.

#24 · 129w, 1d ago · · ·

>>299729 >>299755 >>299794 >>299803 >>299926 >>299987 >>300014 >>300172 >>300105 >>300094 >>300548 >>300549 >>300525 To everypony who seemed to generally like this fanfic. I suggest you guys follow me and my soon to be partner in crime the very talented and famous shock writer mrhappyface. Thanks for reading this by the way, if all goes well you can expect more randomness from me (and definitely from mrhappyface) in the future! :twilightsmile:

#25 · 129w, 23h ago · · ·

I am appoint.

#26 · 129w, 23h ago · · ·

OMFG I'M SHAKING, AND TEARS ARE FALLING FROM ME LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#27 · 129w, 23h ago · · ·

>>299733

Your a faggot, this is brilliant.

#28 · 129w, 23h ago · · ·

This is gold, no, this is platinum, no this is iridium, no this is every platinoid metal all alloyed into ten fat rings, placed on your fingers that you use to type this masterpiece! :pinkiehappy:

#29 · 129w, 23h ago · · ·

:rainbowderp:... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*explodes*

#30 · 129w, 23h ago · · ·

:rainbowderp: I read it... :twilightoops:

#32 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

And in the end, Fleetwood was right, this wasn't that good, although it was a little better than anticipated with the title and all.

THE END

The mayans worshipping angry german kid, LOL!

You still get thumbs down, though.:trollestia:

#33 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

Making light of rape? Wow dude, you're cool!

Thumbed down. Some things really shouldn't be used as trollammo, dude, and this is coming from a fellow troll. Classless.

On the bright side, this is pretty well-written and packed with what I THINK are references... We need more literate trolls, at any rate.

#34 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

>>300506 dear god another one that comments on a story he doesn't even read. THERE IS NO RAPE SCENE holy shit if there was it would be rated Mature. Think before you speak.

#35 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

*slow progressive clap* That was a most excellent read my dear friend. I can't wait for the sequel! :pinkiehappy:

#36 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

>>300515

Haha you mad :rainbowlaugh:

Also, brah, ya might want to split that big-ass bottom paragraph into smaller paragraphs. tl;dr

#37 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

>>300525 lol how can there be a sequel the whole universe blew up haha. If you liked this then you might like The Cunt Punt and I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.

#38 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

The 'lol' at the end just made it for me.

#39 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

What a great story, plot was well executed and I say that this is the best evur written evuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur

#40 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

>>300532 I was thinking about splitting it up when I was writing it but thought it was funnier as one continuous paragraph. And as a troll I usually don't get mad but it pisses me off when people comment on a story they don't read.

#41 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

>>300557

>yourface when I read it and commented as if I didn't just to troll you back.

#42 · 129w, 22h ago · · ·

>>300563 I applaud you for your trollery sir. :scootangel:

#44 · 129w, 20h ago · · ·

shit was funny lulz

#45 · 129w, 17h ago · 2 · ·

"God loled, gave Jiopop a high five, and then blew up the universe."

I can't stop loling!

#46 · 129w, 15h ago · · ·

All I care about is it made me laugh.

It sucked...  But I'll be lying if I didn't laugh like a moron.

#47 · 129w, 13h ago · 1 · ·

Why is it funny?

"There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.

She swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, that wiggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. Why oh why did she swallow that fly?"

Because Fluttershy died.:fluttercry:

#48 · 129w, 11h ago · · ·

if flutters did die that would so happen

#49 · 128w, 6d ago · · ·

That was great.

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