Ben Drowned in Friendship

by The System

Before I continue

Ok, so a lot of you are probably wondering this:

Ben, where are you narrating this from?

Just some white, infinite spot outside of time and space.

Just throwing it out there.

You may also be wondering:

If your out of space and time, how are you writing this?

Just because I'm out here, doesn't mean I'm not partially Internet.

Geez.

Author's Note:

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey stuff will commence!

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[The System]

By the way guys, if you got any ideas for more stories, let me know. I'm not very good with ideas and stuff like that.

P.S. I watched Don Hertzfeldt's REJECTED, so now I'm not going to sleep tonight.

[The System]

In all that is holy...

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!