Twilight Sparkle cast her eyes over the craggy plain. Her research had implied that the fabled Flamegem of Norka had found its final resting place here, after the infamous battle of Bonano. But where could it be? Would it be necessary to excavate the entire area? The task seemed impossible.
An idea took hold of her and she whirled in excitement to face her Faithful Assistant, who stood at her side. “Spike! Can’t dragons see in the thermal ranges of the electromagnetic spectrum? You could look at the ground and detect the Flamegem directly so we can excavate it!”
Spike shook his head ruefully. “That would be infra dig, Twilight.”
The words failed to penetrate Twilight’s enthusiasm. “What’s that?” she said with a confused smile.
Spike sighed and reluctantly pointed to the ground.
“It’s beneath me.”
yeah I'm old enough to have watched this as a kid :P
It's 2 am and I cannot guarantee the quality of this stuff.
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a library
You'd better get a grip.
The Librarian was a studious book worm
The signs were clear and bright
Six friends went into the Everfree
To prevent eternal night, To prevent eternal night.
The travel started getting rough
The ground had cracked and tore
If not for the courage of the fearless friends
Darkness would reign forever more, Darkness would reign forever more
The group made it to the castle and faced down the nightmare
With Twilight
And Pinkie too,
The fashion mare, cut her tail,
The Daredevil,
Fluttershy and Applejack,
The Elements of Harmony
So this is the tale of the Mane 6
They'll be here for a long long time
They'll have to make the best of things
It can be an uphill climb
The Librarian and the Dragon too
Will do their very best
to keep the others organized
So they can pass the test
Nightmare, Dischord, Sombra
Chrysalis and Tirek
The girls are national heroes,
Defeating all the dreck.
So join them every week my friends
It's always fantastic
Right here in Equestria
Where Friendship is Magic!
yeah it kinda sucks
'magic' dont rhyme with much
I feel like "Infra Dig" should mean something to me, but I'm not getting it.
I spotted a possible double meaning for "beneath me". And it maybe it isnecessary to excavate the entire area, but I think not for the reason Twilight first though.
Not really fair to ask for a huge explanation of a such a small pun, though.
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Well, you rhymed "sucks" with "much". So there's that.
*groan*
You really don't have any shame, do you?
What's Twilight doing in Akron? :V