Originally published on April 1, 2012
You get back to your house, and head right to bed. So much has happened in so little time, and you just need to rest, and let it all sink in. You climb under the covers, and sleep quickly swoops in and claims you.
Your rest is troubled, though. A few minutes later you sit bolt upright, and look around. You're in the medical tent?
You hear the sounds of combat, and a second later a shirtless man barges into the tent, wielding an AK-47. You look at him, unable to comprehend exactly what is going on. He hands you the gun, and helps you to your feet. As you stand up, and see him in better light you are shocked to see that it is Chuck Norris.
"Hey, Kurt. Figured I'd come by, and help win the war. I'll need your help, though. You're twice the badass I am."
You smile, and run out of the tent. Never again did you think about your adventures in Equestria, since, honestly, you were hanging out with Chuck Norris.
You were killed a few years later by a nuclear attack. Apparently they didn't really like you, and so the American Government decided to eliminate you. Took fourteen bombs before you stopped moving. Another twelve to actually kill you.
Yeah, I'm not serious. The real chapter will be up later. Fear my ability to copy the current trend! FEAR IT!
April fool much?
394434 Just a bit.
God damn you people and your april fools...
I never had to suffer like this in any year in my whole life lol
MFW I had no idea wtf was going on until the end
Cool
394512 Don't worry, I will have up the real chapter soon.
394644 Glad to temporarily turn you into Ditzy Doo.
394943 Good to hear from you again. I'll have the next chapter up in a few hours, should everything go according to plan.
394999I meant cool because that is a great ending to the story.
395003 Oh. Well, that's not the real ending... Or is it?
Da heq?
395003NO it's not but I still liked it.
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... seems legit but i hope not thats just stupid
Whoa, what a twist! I definitely did not see that coming.
Started to piss my slef so much funny
This should be the real ending. April fools be damned.
I pissed myself a little laughing so hard!
UN-PRE-DICTABLE!
OMG CHUCK FREAKING NORRIS! QUICK SOMEONE MAKE HIM A PONY NAME!
*reads chapter*
in head: da faq?
*looks at post date*
oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
Howitzr, you sly bastard!
Awesome story so far.
Loving every second...
You see... this is why you should have concentrated on this one, and got to this chapter back in April.
It would've been more effective.
ROFL. that was funny!