Have you ever wondered what sex is like for the other gender? I have, and it wasn't until I woke up in the body of a female pony that I had the chance to find out. What started as fun and games, soon escalated into a battle of the sexes.
3183269 I was talking about the comments. Skeet is ALWAYS first to a story. Its just how fast you can get to the comments is what determines an inb4 skeeter
Hrm, looking a bit further on this issue, it seems that not only can this promote yeast infections, but may also possibly cause life-threatening issues as well.
3183902 Yeah the next chapters will be much longer. In this one there wasn't much to go on in the tub. I'll see how soon Dash can get her revenge, after I throw some of the other kind of plot in the main story.
Good thing magical cartoon ponies don't get yeast infections or air embolisms!
3183509 Dash needs a mustache to twirl... her revenge will be epic, and also break Don.
3183298>>3183342>>3183350>>3183285 Yeah, Skeeter is nice and reads before he comments, and always signs his post. He's not in a sprint, he's in a comment marathon. I'm amazed he isn't a top ten commentor yet...
3183272 ^ Yeah, pretty much. Sex is a part of life, just like eating or breathing. The only difference is you don't have to find a compatible dinner, buy it dinner, and take your dinner to a movie before you eat it.
I'm expecting that there will be a sequel to the main story with Dash in Don's body, and there will be a chapter here about Dash discovering the wonders of payback. And also, having a dick.
3184984 I think the reason the cloptional scene in WAPC is my favorite, is all the story building that went on before it. Such a rich atmosphere to set up that triple gender-swap / body swap clop scene made it that much more hilarious. I hope to do something similiar here, where the story sets up funny moments in the cloptional chapters.
Also, I guess it depends on what you're eating while reading clop. Clam chowder would be weird. Pizza? Not so much. Unless the pizza was super greasy... you know, I see what you mean. This entire line of thought isn't headed anywhere good.
3184996 You have no idea. Dash may break Don's sexual identity beyond repair.
3184907 Jury is still out on that one. It would be fun to see Dash in Don's body...
3184669 A Jewish horse is scary? Looks like we know Rainbow Dash's true colors.
3184653 Me? Of course I do. Why do you think I love Five Score Divided by For? It's the plot!
It's funny because circumsizing your horse is an action reserved for weirdos --serving no purpose, unlike circumsizing your(male)self which is fairly commonplace.
Aside from limiting the amount of required genital hygiene, I wasn't aware human circumcision had a purpose outside of wacky religions.
9 Then God said to Abraham, “As for you, you must keep my covenant, you and your descendants after you for the generations to come. 10 This is my covenant with you and your descendants after you, the covenant you are to keep: Every male among you shall be circumcised. 11 You are to undergo circumcision, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and you. 12 For the generations to come every male among you who is eight days old must be circumcised, including those born in your household or bought with money from a foreigner—those who are not your offspring. 13 Whether born in your household or bought with your money, they must be circumcised. My covenant in your flesh is to be an everlasting covenant. 14 Any uncircumcised male, who has not been circumcised in the flesh, will be cut off from his people; he has broken my covenant.”
The jews were the first race to practice routine circumcision of their offspring. At the time, they were the only race on Earth to do it. Eventually, Chrstianity spread, wars were fought, etc... and all the Christains, Jews, and all people they conquered were circumcising their young "just cuz'."
And now today, most men in the world are circumcised, with almost all men in the US being circumcised. Even though there has been no proven medical benefit (US soldiers back in WWI/WWII were mostly uncircumcised and they had no hygiene issues spending months in muddy trenches) we still circumcise all our young.
Why? Because if we stop circumcising, then all of us circumcised folks become the objects of pity, for we had our dicks chopped off when medical science has proven it useless.
(I love Google.)
3185117>>3185055 It's disturbing for both. The jews are responsible for every infant who has wailed in pain for their johnson as it was trimmed to size. I think that's why black men are bigger then white men: they don't have their dicks chopped off. Maybe it's the blacks keeping the white man down...
3185088 No, I don't know what circumcising is. Which is weird, because I watch WTFIWWY. I know more painful things involving dicks than a teenager should know. But I've never heard of that.
I'll admit, I never really was into the clop-fics, or even the clop art, but, like another rarely well written clop fic, this is amazingly written and great as a side-story to the main. I look forward to further updates of this. You are on my favourite writers list now. : D
Why are you touching yourself? [Stop it.] Why are you touching yourself? [Stttop.] Why are you touching yourself? [Donnntt Sttttoop.]
When Rainbow Dash strikes back, she strikes HARD! Would be funny if she lost control half way through her revenge. xD Why are the comments going through stages of discussion from "commenting before someone else" to circumcising? Are we know going to talk about the Meta of discussing facts not related to the story in the comments now?
inb4 Skeeter
Good lord, we needed this SO badly! Thank you Kaidan for this wonderful addition to our masturbatory world.
3183269 I was talking about the comments. Skeet is ALWAYS first to a story. Its just how fast you can get to the comments is what determines an inb4 skeeter
YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD, YES!
That's a hell of a picture!
~Skeeter The Lurker
3183340
First comment has never been my goal.
I only comment on things AFTER I read them.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3183298 Skeet, for once in my life.... I have finally made it to the comments before you did.
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3183350
See the comment above.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Dat ending XD
Isn't this just asking for a yeast infection?
Hrm, looking a bit further on this issue, it seems that not only can this promote yeast infections, but may also possibly cause life-threatening issues as well.
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Well...that was short. More amusing than anything. Here's hoping the next chapters are a bit more, well, meaty!
...Oh god, I'm terrible...
Sitting here reading clop and all anyone can talk about in the comments is about commenting first, seems normal
Like i said in the base story. Cloptional is not optional, Its mandatory!
also this chapter is PURE WIN!!
This is turning into some kind of weird selfcest. Assuming they don't crowd each other out I could see this turning into a beautiful relationship.
ah awesome.
looking forward to more
3183902
Yeah the next chapters will be much longer. In this one there wasn't much to go on in the tub. I'll see how soon Dash can get her revenge, after I throw some of the other kind of plot in the main story.
3184285 3184038 3183294
Thanks.
3184047
Yeah, I look forward to the interesting dynamics and horrifying revelations of selfcest, dash, don, and others...
3183981
They don't realize being first = losing. You're supposed to let the lady be first.
3183832
Sexy spitfire!
3183637
Well, the more you know... and I can safely say I knew nothing about that topic, I just made it up.
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Good thing magical cartoon ponies don't get yeast infections or air embolisms!
3183509
Dash needs a mustache to twirl... her revenge will be epic, and also break Don.
3183298>>3183342>>3183350>>3183285
Yeah, Skeeter is nice and reads before he comments, and always signs his post. He's not in a sprint, he's in a comment marathon. I'm amazed he isn't a top ten commentor yet...
3183213
quoted for truth.
3183253
Anything for my fans *wink*
Anything.
3183272
^ Yeah, pretty much. Sex is a part of life, just like eating or breathing. The only difference is you don't have to find a compatible dinner, buy it dinner, and take your dinner to a movie before you eat it.
Holy shit this is nooooot gooood.
I think you just turned me to a homo..............BUCKING BULL DROPPLETS!
3184441
Thank you for these glorious horsewords!
Based on your ratings so far, over 700 people want to cum [while stuck] inside Rainbow Dash.
3184441
"Sorry, Soarin, I've... I've found someone else."
"Who?"
"My... Myself."
How to torture editors:
Step 1) Make them edit good clop, because they can't focus on clopping.
3184512
"Every brony wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash" - The Parasprite
3184553
A tale of forbidden love...
3184607
That might be pretty funny... Don getting a lecture from Twilight on proper genital hygiene due to giving Dash an infection.
3184610
step 2.) Make them edit bad clop so that they lose all interest in clop.
3184645
Statistically, if you're a brony, you've thought about cumming inside Rainbow Dash.
inb4 denial.
3184607
"Damnit, having a penis was so much easier."
"You would still need to keep your sheath clean."
"I was circumcised."
"That's... That's the most disturbing thing I've ever heard."
I'm expecting that there will be a sequel to the main story with Dash in Don's body, and there will be a chapter here about Dash discovering the wonders of payback. And also, having a dick.
3184778>>3184669
Well I don't, though I probably don't want to.
3184653
I thought about cumming inside Rainbow Dash long before I became a brony.
Bahah... All is going as planned! For every person who reads this, I get a potential reader for WAPC.
In all seriousness though, this was a blast to read. Kind of weird for me to be reading clop while eating though...
This is gonna hurt...
3184984
I think the reason the cloptional scene in WAPC is my favorite, is all the story building that went on before it. Such a rich atmosphere to set up that triple gender-swap / body swap clop scene made it that much more hilarious. I hope to do something similiar here, where the story sets up funny moments in the cloptional chapters.
Also, I guess it depends on what you're eating while reading clop. Clam chowder would be weird. Pizza? Not so much. Unless the pizza was super greasy... you know, I see what you mean. This entire line of thought isn't headed anywhere good.
3184996
You have no idea. Dash may break Don's sexual identity beyond repair.
3184907
Jury is still out on that one. It would be fun to see Dash in Don's body...
3184669
A Jewish horse is scary? Looks like we know Rainbow Dash's true colors.
3184653
Me? Of course I do. Why do you think I love Five Score Divided by For? It's the plot!
>original fic gets featured
>Cloptional fic comes out
>Gets higher on the featured list than the fic itself
It's time like these I worry about this site...
3185036
What's this, now? Genital mutilation can't just be disturbing because it's genital mutilation? It has to be disturbing because of antisemitism?
This world is fucking crazy.
3185036
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3185088
Aside from limiting the amount of required genital hygiene, I wasn't aware human circumcision had a purpose outside of wacky religions.
3185088
Why was it labeled as a jewish thing?
Genesis 17:9-14
The jews were the first race to practice routine circumcision of their offspring. At the time, they were the only race on Earth to do it. Eventually, Chrstianity spread, wars were fought, etc... and all the Christains, Jews, and all people they conquered were circumcising their young "just cuz'."
And now today, most men in the world are circumcised, with almost all men in the US being circumcised. Even though there has been no proven medical benefit (US soldiers back in WWI/WWII were mostly uncircumcised and they had no hygiene issues spending months in muddy trenches) we still circumcise all our young.
Why? Because if we stop circumcising, then all of us circumcised folks become the objects of pity, for we had our dicks chopped off when medical science has proven it useless.
(I love Google.)
3185117>>3185055
It's disturbing for both. The jews are responsible for every infant who has wailed in pain for their johnson as it was trimmed to size. I think that's why black men are bigger then white men: they don't have their dicks chopped off. Maybe it's the blacks keeping the white man down...
3185151
Don't forget John Harvey Kellogg's anti-masturbation campaign.
3185199
Sweet lemonade! Ohh, sweet lemonade! Yeah, sweet lemonade!
3185036 I was eating rice microwaved with soy sauce, chicken stock, hot sauce, and crushed chili peppers.
3185223
That spicy burn on your dick is how you know you're having a good time.
3185088
No, I don't know what circumcising is. Which is weird, because I watch WTFIWWY. I know more painful things involving dicks than a teenager should know. But I've never heard of that.
I'll admit, I never really was into the clop-fics, or even the clop art, but, like another rarely well written clop fic, this is amazingly written and great as a side-story to the main. I look forward to further updates of this. You are on my favourite writers list now. : D
3185315 That is like thing number one for a make to know.
3185079 This is my favorite ever.
Also nice sex.
Why are you touching yourself?
[Stop it.]
Why are you touching yourself?
[Stttop.]
Why are you touching yourself?
[Donnntt Sttttoop.]
When Rainbow Dash strikes back, she strikes HARD! Would be funny if she lost control half way through her revenge. xD Why are the comments going through stages of discussion from "commenting before someone else" to circumcising? Are we know going to talk about the Meta of discussing facts not related to the story in the comments now?
3185235
Your profile picture makes that even better!!
3185495
But I'm not a make, I'm a teenage male.
3186058 Oh! My bad then.