Applejack Alone

by Masterweaver

Don't ask about yesterday.

Just.... just don't. Ah'm here for tha coconuts, and that's all that's going to happen.

Look, a mare has needs, okay? That's all.

STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT COCOA!

Comments

[reignfall]

Does it really take you a whole day to satisfy your "needs"? I guess you really do need to find a stallion when you get back, Applejack.

[Tomsketchit]

What'd you do?
C'mon, tell me!
TELL ME!!!
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Or not, you're choice I suppose.

[Randomreader-001]

...needs?.....!!oh. um well...
*clears throat* Whatever you needed to do, it needed to be done that's all.
*looks away slightly blushing*

[Bandana The Reaper]

I'm not gonna ask, you'd tell us if it was for everyone to know...
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...and again, ignore any voice that's being too personal or asumeing things that might not be true about what you did.

[Ice4smaster]

WOW, that's all i can say AJ

Now i know you are traditional, but if it's this 'powerful' then you might need a stallion, or a mare if think swing that way as well. It is an embarrassing subject, but if these needs not tended to properly, it can backslash, mentally first, then follows physically, and frankly, being alone now might have this one advantage you can let out some steam on this department. Non the less you need some one.

And aham... find an Octi

I take your leg is healed, you might wanna go easy with apple bucking once back, for a little while, even if you feel need to catch up with work, that leg needs to heal and 'warm up' to the task.

[FanOfMostEverything]

For future reference, telling folks not to ask about something they haven't asked about makes them want to ask.

Still, I will respect your privacy. Whatever it takes to keep you sane, AJ.

[RedvsBlue327]

Obviously Aj slaughtered the mudcrab for it's meat.

What's wrong with her?

[Suraht]

I'm sure no permanent damage was done, Applejack. Cocoa is still standing, and any untoward substances will be gone over time. Besides, Cocoa probably wouldn't begrudge you that small happiness.

[ShiningNova]

Ummm wow

[Still Wearing Black]

3202936 They have as much to bond over as Applejack does with any other member of the mane six. Problem is, the writers have barely done anything with him while the ponies have their convenient Elements of Harmony to keep them in an aesthetically-pleasing, evenly-balanced unit.

[SIGAWESOME]

Look, a mare has needs, okay?

Oh I completely understand. I mean how could you pass up an opportunity on a day like this? Warm, sunny late summer day, cool breeze gently blowing through your hair/coat. It is perfect! I have never done it at a beach before. That must be exhilarating with the roar of the breaking waves in the background. I would be worried about getting sand and salt water everywhere. I suppose if you were careful and washed off afterwards it would not be a problem.

It is nothing to be ashamed about, despite what all the uptight, frowny ponies say. When you get back to Ponyville (not if- stay positive here) you should go see Twilight at the library. She has books-a-plenty on the subject, and would be more than happy to help you out with research, theory, and even practical hooves-on practice.

In fact, she and Rainbow Dash spent an entire weekend together developing and practising new techniques. Don't tell Rainbow I told you this, but she really enjoyed it, despite all her protestations to the contrary. Methinks she doth protest far too much; anypony in Ponyville can take one look at her and know that she would enjoy that type of thing.

As for me, I certainly sympathise with your plight. I cannot imagine how difficult and frustrating that must be to try to do it all by yourself (and with hooves as well!). I usually do it with Significant Other. He is always ready to lend a hand and help me. It is much more fun when you have somebody else. Our favourite location to do it together is the park. There are lots of places, but you have to make sure to stay clear of other park-goers; they tend to get a bit cross if you do it too close to them. Under the right conditions, I can go for hours without stopping! It certainly draws curious onlookers and gawkers.

Significant Other and I started off with store bought ones, but I quickly found them lacking a certain je ne sais quoi. Not to mention they were awkward and uncomfortable to use (and fairly expensive to boot). We did you research and fond a local enthusiast community who helped us build our very own. Significant Other and I have made several to date. My favourite is a little red and yellow one he made for my birthday. Very manoeuvrable and lots of fun!

Once again, Twilight will have plenty of books covering the subject should you decide to make your own. I highly recommend it! No only do you get the enjoyment of making something with your own hands/hooves, but you can also custom tailor it for endurance, performance, and just about anything else you may desire.

Eeyup!
Flying kites sure is fun.

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