"Alright, fillies and gentlecolts," the lead surgeon spoke through his mask as he leaned over the table. "Now that the patient is anesthetized, we are ready to proceed."
A heart monitor bleeped consistently through the room while a nurse squatted besides Big Mac's unconscious face, holding a breathing mask over his large, freckled muzzle.
"This is going to be a traditional colic surgical procedure," the surgeon continued the speech while tightening the cylindrical rubber gloves around his hooves. "The patient is suffering from a strangulating lipoma of the large intestine, located near the vena cava. Removing the tumorous fiber will be a delicate operation, but nothing beyond our expertise. So, faces front, eyes awake, and let's do this as smoothly as possible."
Everypony gathered around as the surgeon reached his hoof out.
"Scalpel."
Quietly, the nurse hoofed him Sweetie Belle.
"Alright..." The stallion turned the foal over in his grasp so that her horn aimed directly towards Big Mac's shaven coat. "The first step is to make a thin midline incision along the patient's umbilicus..."
The surgeon gave Sweetie's skull a firm tap, and her horn glowed like a hot iron. The surgeon then lowered her towards Big Mac's lower body. As her burning horn made contact with the flesh, a thin stream of mist flew into the air of the operating room with tiny tendrils.
"Be sure you don't strike any blood vessels along the corpus cavernosum!" Sweetie's voice cracked upside down.
"Nurse!" the surgeon barked. "Sterilization!"
A pony rushed in and slapped a mask over Sweetie's muzzle.
"Mmmf-mmmfff-mmmfff!" Sweetie Belle insisted as more steam lit the air.
Safety first!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Always use protection during application of Sweetie Belle.
Well, I can't fault them for putting a mask on her. It is proper procedure.
whew, three times wouldve ended me.
sterilization indeed, snibsy needs to use that
I wonder if she'll get that biscuit
Corpus cavernosum??
Is that supposed to be some sort of clever penis joke?
i love sweetie belle dearly but i hdont think ill be able to look at her the same again.
3457696 This story has caused an unpleasant ache in my seminiferous tubules.
Either that or I have cancer in my balls.
*uses Sweetie to remove...* OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!!
I still dont understand any of this
Wow....no respect for the little Marshmallow, I just want to hug her damn it!
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That sentence takes on a whole new meaning after the last two chapters.
Poor Bic Mac
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They need to remove Big Mac's poop.
The Doctor's using Sweetie Belle's head to cut his butt.
pfffttttttttttttt . . . my mind is so broken right now this popped into my head after I read this.denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw1139_84607_-_fluttershy_funny_rainbow_dash_vore.jpg
this was... interesting
at least they gave her a mask
also for those of you who want to know want to know what colic is? you don't wanna know what colic is, you wanna know what they're using sweetie bell to do? you don't wanna know what they're using sweetie belle to do /courage reference
I don't know if I should laugh or feel sorry for Sweetie Belle.
in the hands of black jack she'd be legendary
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?!
3465532 I'm sure more than one person is asking what that is, do explain...
3480060 Well, horses are incapable of vomiting, so if they're digestive system gets blocked up you have to have a vet fix it. Colic is a very common reason for horses to die; I myself had my first pony die of it. Usually they''re anesthetized while standing up, the vet puts a tube down there throat to give them some kind of medicine, sometimes they reach in their butt, and then you wait for the anesthetic to wear off. After that, they're usually perfectly fine. However, it appears they're doing a minor invasive surgery in this fic. This is only for very severe cases. All they're using Sweetie here for is a scalpel, so it's really not that gross.
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And then her life/body would get fucked up in some way and then Blackjack would spend the next 3 chapters felling bad about it.
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Maybe they'll extract a biscuit while they're digging in there?
Slightly used, but it's still a biscuit.
Am I the only one who was thinking of Surgeon Simulator with this?
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Do you mean Amateur Surgeon? That's what I was thinking of...
Sweetie Belle has medical knowledge. Who knew?
Now I want a Sweetie Belle tool in Surgeon Simulator.