Chapter 3
“Kill the Butler”
There was a deathly silence as everypony took in the sight of Bastion on the floor. The Bluebloods along with the maid from earlier all looked at the body, as if expecting the butler to come to life at any moment. My hoofsteps broke the silence as I stepped forward and put my hoof to Bastion’s neck. I slowly said, “He’s dead.”
“I could’ve guessed that myself, boy!” Lord Blueblood growled through gritted teeth.
“What happened exactly?” I asked.
Lady Blueblood finally stopped whimpering and explained, “We were, just talking and then he just... fell over...”
“Fell over?” I repeated, and then lifted the stallions head so I could look at his lips. I saw they were blue, and the color was drained from his face. “Some kind of poison,” I concluded.
“Oh dear Luna,” the Maid said. She looked about ready to faint herself.
I stood up, and turned around to look at Flash, he stood at attention as I ordered, “Keep any onlookers from getting in here.”
The orange pegasus nodded and stepped outside. Twilight gave the stallion an odd look but then went back to the body. “Do you think we can call Forceps?”
“At this time of night it’s best not to even think about calling,” I said, shuddering at the last time I called Forceps this late. Suffice to say, it involved Granny Smith, and some kind of wild fantasy about somepony named Hasslehoof.
“I shall see to it.” We all turned to see Celestia walk into the room. By her side was Tabletop, the older stallion put a hoofkerchef to his muzzle at the sight of the body. Celestia remained eerily cool around it. She spoke to us, “I can get a personal forensics team in here within five minutes, as for the body I will leave it to you to examine it how you can, and then I will personally get a pathologist to examine it.”
“Your highness,” Lord Blueblood spoke up. “With all due respect, isn’t this a job for the Noble Quarter Police?”
“You are looking at one of the greatest detectives in Equestria,” Celestia said, a small smirk coming to her face. “I don’t think you will need much else.”
“But surely,” Lord Blueblood argued. “He is my butler, I should decide wh-”
“Please Pure!” Lady Blueblood cried, looking at him in earnest. “The sooner we put all of this behind us the better!”
Tabletop then walked past me to Lady Blueblood. “Fantasia, I will make sure that Private sees this matter through.”
“Thank you dear brother,” Lady Blueblood smiled. “Now, let us leave before I have to look at the corpse a minute longer.”
Celestia nodded, “I will take you all to another room, then Private can work.”
With that, Twilight and I were left alone in the room with the corpse. I bent over and rolled Bastion onto his back, fiddling in his suit jacket for anything useful. I pulled out a pocket watch, the glass was cracked. “12:30, the crack looks recent so he must’ve broken it in the fall.”
“At least we have a time of death,” Twilight said, looking around the room. “But how could he have been poisoned?”
“Depends on the kind,” I explained, tossing aside a wallet and some gloves I found inside his suit jacket. “He could’ve drank it out of something.”
“There aren’t any cups or glasses in here,” Twilight said, opening the drawer of a dresser.
I then took a swab to Bastion’s mouth. I then ran a scanning spell over the swab. “Nothing we can tell without lab equipment. I can’t detect anything in his saliva.”
“What about his blood?” Twilight asked, holding up one of the butler's hooves.
“You’re a genius Twi!” I beamed, kissing her on the cheek.
She smiled, “You don’t get to be a detective's assistant without picking up a few things.”
I pulled a needle out of my trench coat, a leftover from when Rarity had it, and pricked a little blood from Bastion’s leg. I then took a swab to the blood and put a scanning spell in it again.
“Traces of cyanide, looks like whatever did this acted quickly on his blood. There’s no way he died slowly,” I concluded.
“Anything else we can guess?” Twilight asked.
“Not much until Celestia’s workers are finished with the place unfortunately.” I said, getting up and setting Bastion’s body on it’s side. “We’d better get going, we got suspects to interview.”
Twilight then smiled.
“What?” I asked.
“Just feels, almost like our first case. Us two, running around trying to find the bad guy. I know it’s terrible what happened, but I’m glad to still be a part of finding the killer.”
I smiled and kissed her again, “Come on, we got a butler killer to find.”
With that, we both left the room, letting Bastion rest as we ventured to find his killer.
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Twilight and I were about to enter the second study, this one having guards posted out front. It wasn’t long before we heard Lord Blueblood’s voice come out of the room. He was not happy.
“I am trying to leave and acquire a real detective. I don’t understand why you cannot let me do that. I will not allow pure-bred ponies of noble blood to be persecuted by that peasant hybrid. Everypony here, knows he will accuse a noble, first and foremost,” Lord Blueblood ranted. “A Detective from the Noble Quarter would investigate this case, getting the correct result.”
“I’m sorry Lord Blueblood,” the guard he was talking to said, “But Princess Celestia has us under strict orders not to allow anypony who was in that room to leave.”
“This is an outrage!” Lord Blueblood yelled.
“Darling please,” his wife’s voice tried to stop his rage.
“Silence Fantasia! You will do well to-”
Twilight and I entered the room, and Lord Blueblood immediately shut up. Lord Tabletop’s study was pretty impressive. Dark wood shelves and cabinets lined the walls, a dark green wallpaper or paint colored the visible walls, and the occasional tasteful painting, or elaborately carved mask was on display. Large, overstuffed chairs, in a rich brown color were arranged in conversational groups around heavy hardwood tables. There was even a sideboard, with cut crystal bottles filled with various liquids. Probably alcohol. Wonder if he had any of Grapes’ more esoteric experiments in fermentation?
Lady Blueblood was sitting on one of the chairs, a fan in her magic blowing on herself. The maid was sitting on one of the chairs; she still looked to be in shock. Lord Blueblood was standing in front of Flash Sentry. Poor guy, having to put up with so much nobility idiocy all in one night.
Flash turned to us as we moved in. “I kept them all here as you requested,”
“Thank you Flash,” I said with a nod.
Flash’s eyes fell on Twilight, Twilight in turn smiled and nodded, “I thank you for your assistance, my husband and I will take it from here. Though we may need the guard outside should anything get hectic.”
Flash smiled and nodded, “Hey, anything for the guys who helped save some of my buddies during the Alicorn Summit.”
With that, the pegasus left and went to join his fellow guards outside. Twilight smiled after him. “He seems like a nice guy.”
“It’s a good thing to have a friend in the guard,” I smiled. “At least one that doesn't threaten to swim out to the island just to make sure I treated his sister okay.”
Twilight rolled her eyes, muttered something about stallions and I was immediately faced with a glare from Blueblood Senior.
“I do not know what Princess Celestia is thinking, but I will not have you trounce over a case you should not be involved with.”
Before I could argue Twilight got between us. She glared at Lord Blueblood, “Don’t even think about kicking him out. Otherwise we could just as easily have you take interviews in a prison cell.”
Lord Blueblood’s boldness fell to Twilight’s glare. He finally huffed and simply walked away. Twilight turned to me, “I’m thinking we should interview the maid first. That way he can’t shut her down if something goes wrong during his interview.”
I nodded, seeing her point. I then walked to the maid, she looked at me in fear, “Ye-yes sir?”
I smiled and said gently, “Could you come with us? We need to ask you a few questions.”
Lord Blueblood was about ready to protest, but one look from Twilight dared him to try it. The maid looked torn, but then let out a breath and said, “Very well detective, I will answer what I can.”
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She sat in a small dining chair. We were sitting in a dining room that Tabletop provided for the occasion. Flash left us with a pair of guards at the front door. Twilight and I smiled gently as we took our seats in front of her. I asked, “What is your name?”
Her blue eyes gazed at the table cloth. “My name is Squeaky, Squeaky Clean, I’m from Baltimare.”
“How does a mare like you come to work for Blueblood?” Twilight asked.
“I...” She looked down again and said, “I moved here to Canterlot in the hopes of going to university. I was hoping to someday get a job to become a Perfumer. But, I had to get a job to pay the bills and the Bluebloods were hiring after the last maid was fired for accidentally spilling tea on Prince Blueblood’s coat.”
“Somehow I’m not surprised,” Twilight groaned.
“Am I in trouble?” she asked. “I didn’t kill Bastion! He was a dear friend to me! He was very kind and doesn't deserve to b-”
I held up a hoof. “Nopony is accusing anypony of anything,” I assured her. “We just want to know a few things. First of all, you mentioned that you and Bastion were friends?”
She nodded, meeting my gaze, “Yes, he helped me get settled in. He kind of reminded me of my grandfather back home. He taught me all sorts of things and made sure I was going to fit in well.”
“A very nice guy,” Twilight concluded, and then asked, “So, can you tell us about when he died?”
Squeaky got pretty quiet, before finally saying, in a voice that reminded me of Fluttershy, “I, bumped into you two when I arrived, after that I took some directions from a guard and came to the room. When I arrived, Bastion and Lord and Lady Blueblood were heading inside. They were yelling at each other a lot, I came by hoping to at least see what was wrong. Than Bastion was about to unlock the door so I ran inside.”
“This was around twelve thirty?” I asked.
“Yes,” she nodded. “I remember checking my watch when I was running there. Once I was inside, Lord Blueblood ordered Bastion to lock the door. Then he started arguing with Lady Blueblood just quiet enough so that me and Bastion couldn’t hear.” She started shaking up,. “And, then... ju-just when... their arguing... got worse Ba... Bastion ju…just...”
Twilight walked around the table and put a hoof on her shoulder. “It’s alright Squeaky, we’re going to find out who did this, but you have to tell us what happened.”
Squeaky gave a shaky nod and spoke to Twilight, “O-one minute Bastion was fine, a-and then around twelve thirty he started acting sickly, like her couldn’t breathe. Than he... he just fe-fell over on the... floor...” She started crying into her hooves. Twilight rubbed her back gently, consoling the young mare while I wrote everything down on a notepad provided by a guard.
“It’s just, so horrible,” Squeaky cried. “Who would do such a thing?”
I would ask her if she saw him drink anything, but she only arrived when we were leaving. There was no way she’d see Bastion drink or take anything odd during the gala. I’d have to ask a somepony else later.
I went on, “Did Bastion have any enemies? Why would somepony want to kill him?”
“I, I...” Squeaky’s hoof... went to her belly....
“Squeaky, is there something that Bastion knew?” I asked.
“I, I shouldn’t say, I could lose my job,” she said, looking at me. “I don’t want to get into any trouble.”
I then decided enough was enough; I looked at her firmly and said, “If you know something, then now is the right time to tell us. If you don’t, then the killer is just going to get loose and who knows how many other ponies could get hurt. I trust you don’t want that on your conscience.”
Squeaky finally looked at me, then at Twilight, then back at me and said, “About, two months after I started working, Lord and Lady Blueblood started arguing. Mostly about Prince Blueblood. They kept arguing about whether he should even still be welcome after the incident at the last gala and his arrest. About a week later, Lord Blueblood ...approached me...” She looked down in absolute shame.
“What did he ask you to do?” I had my suspicions, but I needed to hear it from her own two lips.
“He...” She kept her head down. “He asked me, to... have his child.”
SAAAY WHAAT?!?!
Twilight and I dropped our jaws. “He asked you to do that?!” Twilight cried in absolute shock.
Squeaky looked down, shame and embarrassment covering her features. She said quietly, “I tried to discourage him, told him that I wasn’t a good mare to mother a child. I tried and nearly begged, but he threatened to fire me and make sure no business would hire me if I talked. I’m nopony, just a mare from Baltimare who wanted to start a life of her own. Now, I’ll be homeless within a week...” She cried fully now.
This, was just plain sick. How could Lord Blueblood ever consider this. I finally asked, “Why would he need you to mother a child?”
“Lady Blueblood,” she sniffed, “Is past the age of child birth, she’s become barren.”
“Funny,” Twilight tilted her head. “She didn’t look much older than my mom, I’m guessing she just hides it well.”
So Lady Blueblood was barren, that’s why Lord Blueblood approached Squeaky? Maybe he hoped the child would look so much like him nopony would know the difference? Either way, I then asked, “Bastion found it out?”
Squeaky nodded, “Yes, he found out about the arrangement when he saw a pregnancy test in my bathroom trashcan. When I told him about it, he said he’d try and get help. I tried to dissuade him; I didn’t want him to lose his job too.”
“Squeaky,” I started, “How old are you?”
She let out a sob and whispered, “Nineteen.”
There are so many ways I could get Lord Blueblood for this situation. With her testimony she could put Blueblood in prison for years. But, I tried to imagine her situation. Suddenly it wasn’t so easy to just discard her like I would any other suspect. I just said gently, “We’ll find out who killed Bastion. You gave us a motive, which will help narrow down the list.”
“Please don’t tell anypony,” she begged. “I need this job.”
Twilight and I looked at each other. Twilight then looked to Squeaky and said, “We’ll handle it, but we promise that until everything is settled, nopony will know about the affair except for us.”
Squeaky’s blue eyes welled with tears and she sobbed, “You are most kind your highness. I’m happy there are kind ponies among the royal family.”
“How typical,” drawled that ever-hated voice. “Not happy with falsely accusing me, now you have to drag my whole family’s name through the mud.” I looked over and saw Prince Blueblood standing there, in the doorway, glaring at me. “Never mind brainwashing Princess Twilight to your anti-noble schemes, and persuading this trusted servant to lie for you. You truly have no bounds to your hatred of the Noble Class, do you?”
“Prince Blueblood,” one guard spoke up. “This has been ordered a restricted ar-”
“To Tartarus with your restrictions!” Blueblood bellowed at the guard. “It’s time everypony knew the gall of this hybrid!” He took off. This, is not good!
I looked to the guards, “Look after Squeaky, we’ll take care of him.”
Twilight and I took off down the hall, following Blueblood’s trail. She looked over at me, and panted, “You don’t think he’s stupid enough to try anything, do you?”
I gave her a look.
“Right, dumb question.”
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Twilight and I ran into the ballroom. Blueblood strode out into the middle of the room, its hardwood floor shining under the lights. He puffed out his chest, and started to spout: “Ladies and Gentlecolts, the so-called detective is a fraud! He has duped Princess Celestia, brainwashed Princess Twilight, and has persuaded a trusted and loyal servant of my House to commit a most heinous act of slander!”
All of the nobles stopped what they were doing and looked on the prince. Twilight and I started moving towards them as a crowd formed.
“That worthless hybrid commoner convinced the poor helpless maid to say that my very father was having an affair with her! Of course, he fully intends to have my father arrested for this murder, with that evidence alone, in his continuing crusade against the Noble Class! You saw how he had ME arrested on trumped-up charges, never MIND having Pave Diamond, a much respected member of the Nobility, dragged away by common police like a COMMON criminal!”
Twilight managed to get to the center of the crowd first, the nobles bowed as she stood there. “That’s enough Blueblood; I won’t let you slander my husband any longer!”
“He is a nobody, Princess Twilight, can’t you see that? He is just a common thug, who has conned you into marrying him, so he could continue his crusade to obliterate the Noble Class. His association with the well-known noble-hater, Sour Grapes is proof of that!”
“You seem to forget he’s the very reason you’re not all bowing down to King Lunard right now!” Twilight shouted back.
I finally made my way up to her, “Twi, I can defend myself.”
She looked to me as I passed her by and walked up to Blueblood. “Let’s get one thing straight Blueblood, you had no right to shout to the world Squeaky’s secret, I was about to validate it before you interrupted. Whatever delusions you have of me trying to take down the noble class, it shouldn’t interrupt an investigation into the death of a pony. Now, if you don’t mind, I will kindly ask you to stop harassing my wife and me.”
“I will NOT stop until you are in chains, you foul half-chicken commoner! It’s NO secret I shouted to the good ponies, here, but the lie you planted into Miss Clean’s head! Everypony knows you’ve had Noble and upper class ponies arrested on spurious charges! Everypony knows that you used your one moment of actually doing something useful to con the Princess Twilight into marrying you!”
“If you do not cease this I will ask the guards to detain you!” Twilight cried.
“Please, Your highness, you’re allowing his lies to blind you. You could have had someone more fitting to your station, as a Princess of the Realm, and not somepony of common birth who wishes us, yes US, harm! You are a Noble. You deserve a Noble husband, not some common gutter-trash detective right out of some cheap common-written novel!”
Twilight’s violet eyes narrowed...,as Blueblood had the absolute gall to shove me aside and take my wife’s hoof! I fell to the floor and glared up at him.
“You, Princess Twilight, deserve somepony who won’t make a scene at a party such as this, somepony who you wouldn’t be embarrassed to be seen with in public, because of a shabby overcoat, and equally shabby hat. You deserve a true Noble pony. I would be so bold to suggest myself as a possible...”
SMACK!!!
Twilight’s hoof connected with Blueblood’s face so hard it was audible. She glared at Blueblood, and helped me back to my hooves. She yelled at Blueblood, “I’d rather marry a troll you worthless waste of space!” She yelled again, so much that several ponies backed away, “If I ever hear you so much as utter a word against my love again I’ll see about banishing you to someplace nopony can hear! The MOON!!”
Blueblood got to his hooves and glared at me, a hoof shaped red mark on his face. “You! You brainwashed her to such a level she would consider banishment! This is an outrage! I will have you in chains ye-”
Clap...Clap...Clap...Clap...
“Bravo Blueblood, a most extraordinary performance of absolute insolence....”
31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50dag2uuI1r7vo8ho1_500.gif You did NOT just go there Blueballs!
Now I don't know what to think anymore. Its blueblood its his father, its the maid its the mother! Its the mother and blueblood! Its blueblood because he wants to frame Private for being half chicken? What? I'm sorry, I haven't read from the beginning of season 1, is he part dragon? That would be cool
So this is what happens: butler somehow gets poisoned and dies and Blueblood is being a f*cking assh*le... Excuse the languge, I just hate idiotic people like him..
To the MOOOOOOOOOOOON!
The answer is obvious. THE BUTLER DID IT!!!
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Oh...Wait...Whoops
1) I feel very sorry for Squeaky right now, but I don't count her out as a suspect right now.
2) Those of means (ie: nobles) always seem to forget that not everybody shares their world view or plays the petty games they play.
3) Go Twilight!
4) I REALLY how that's either Celestia, Luna, Cadence, or Voidera clapping there at the end.
I doubt it's Lord Blueblood or even Prince Blueblood. Either one is entirely too obvious. Doubtful about Squeaky too. The fact that Prince is attempting to use this to slander Private, however, comes as absolutely no surprise at all. That guy is a special piece of horseshit.
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He works for Blueblood. It seems plausible to me.
3005854 his mother was a pegasus, she died giving birth to Tailspin. 'chicken' is an insult used by unicorn elitists primarily. it is also a sure way to make Privates blood boil...
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Ok...so a unicorn and a Pegasus were married, I don't see the problem with that, it seems common enough...I guess the stupid high blood nobility shit heads only care about pure lines of only unicorns
3006224 the problem came from the fact that Private is an Eye, a Noble house whose patriarch, Adimus Eye, did not approve of his son abandoning the wife he chose for him and taking up with a Pegasus singer and athlete of 'common' birth. never mind the fact that both parties were in love
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And of course the nobility would still be putting up arranged marriages. Some ponies would object to being married off but their family wouldn't care if they were miserable
3006273 in particular, Adimus Eye. he had plans for Irenius, Privates father, and those plans were ruined. Adimus has the unfortunate tendency to view everypony around him as pieces on a chessboard...his other two son, Shifty and Lazy, would never do for his plans and he mostly dismissed them for various reasons. Shifty had the intelligence, but no ambition. Lazy, the ambition but not the intelligence. Irenius had both though, and he was perfect for Adimus long term plans...
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wow. what about Privates brother in the wheelchair? Why did he say once that someone saved him from his father? Was his father going to kill him?
Way to go Blueballs. Not only have you gone and made even more of a flank of yourself, but you've also got someone else on your case now (a rival, perhaps?)
3006319 he was so upset by the loss of his wife, and the fact that a drug she had been taking had left him crippled that he was considering having Tailspin put down as an act of mercy...Private intervened on behalf of his brother and even stood in court to protect Tailspin from his grandfather, Adimus. for more information, u should probably read the previous stories...
3006319 he was so upset by the loss of his wife, and the fact that a drug she had been taking had left him crippled that he was considering having Tailspin put down as an act of mercy...Private intervened on behalf of his brother and even stood in court to protect Tailspin from his grandfather, Adimus. for more information, u should probably read the previous stories...
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Alright, thanks, and back to the long term plans. His grandfather is no better then any other noble. I am happy that Private isn't a bad guy
3006410 there r some in the Noble class who dont have their heads shoved firmly up their plots...Fancy and his wife for example. they r sadly in the minority though
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Yes, Your right. I don't know why Celestia made blueblood a prince but I wish she would kindly denounce his title and make him a commoner, to show him that he is nothing along with his family
3006445 from what i have come to understand, she didnt make him a prince, he was either born into the title, or in the case here we find that Prince is his actual first name...
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well isn't that interesting. Talk about misinterpretation on Rarity's part picking somepony who isn't a real prince. I still think they should be stripped of any title they have and made commoners by celestia
3006468 if she could she probably would...unfortunately, the Bluebloods r a very old family with plenty of money, influence and power...there would be at least a thousand years worth of red tape to go through...
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with how blueblood treated the elements of harmony, I think that is enough crime for them to be stripped of, considering the elements of harmony seem to be the only force that actually works instead of military
3006510 that is not exactly true, the Elements r deployed in situations the Royal Guard arnt equipped or arnt trained to deal with...can u really see a bunch of armoured guards dealing with Discord? or a crazy Alicorn of the Night?
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Well they are trained to protect and serve equestrian and their princess...
3006524 against normal threats? yes. against threats like those where the Elements were employed?
Thank you very much, BlueBALLS. Your way too big mouth got you a free vacation. On. The. MOON. Oh, and we will probably never have to hear from you ever again, 'cause its one way only.(Happens if your brain is a pineapple.)
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You have a point
Hey Jacoby, what about Private's pet wolf (To my shame I forgot his Name)? Shouldn't he have been at home and greeted them? Who took responsibility for him while the couple were on the Island? (I really like the idea of a wolf beeing a pet.)
YES BlueBlood got his comeuppance (Rule 1: never make Twilight mad )
Another great chapter cant wait for more.
...Princess Twilight...
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YOU MAGNIFICENT MARE!!!
THAT SO AND SO HAS HAD THAT COMING FOR CELESTIA-KNOWS-HOW LONG!!!
3006579Luca mostly stays in the Everfree Forest unless Private needs him. But for long term care Fluttershy is in charge of looking after the wolf.
3006529Not to rain on you guys' parade but there are some corrections I should make. Irenius' brothers are named Slantarus and Lazerus. Lazy and Slant are nicknames. Also Irenius didn't want Tailspin put down, just out of his sight because he couldn't handle the guilt.
3006906 blaze, its been a while since i read all that stuff...give a dragon a break!
3006895 And to make sure he stays away from Winona^^
The butler, who was a different butler, who was a noble in disguise, who was blackmailing six guests, who killed the lights, and was also Mr. Boddy, was the one who killed the butler. I think.
Blueblood is quite the mouth, great for Twilight to finally do something about it. Been wanting someone to smack him for a while now.
My guess is because that any "Pure" unicorn didn't want a half "chicken" marrying an Alicorn and rising higher than the "pure"blood nobility thus blaming and thrashing him in public just so that circle of bitchy "pure" unicorns get there way. My OC is half bat-pony so a normal Pegasus is NOT some thing to complain about nobles.
3010373 And MY OC, which is the aforementioned "noble-hating" Sour Grapes (Never mind her best friend and future cousin in law is a Duchess), is half unicorn (Diamond Family) and half earth pony.
Once again I'm a day late and a bit short.....
OK, state me the obvious: Did Lord Blueblood have sex with that Squeaky Clean character just to have a foal? If that's the case, that's kinda sick even for a bastard like the Blueblood family. These things w/bloodline, royal pedigree, and all that other horseshit makes me thank my stars at times that I am a citizen of the United States, where, at least publicly, this kind of incestuous crap is highly frowned upon.....It's about what you do, not necessary who you do with (though that does help a lot at times ), and that here, anypony can marry and fuck any other pony or other setinent being, male or female, regardless of whether said pony is nobility or not.
me:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa... you did NOT just insult the HAT and the badass COAT!!
Once again, I thank you on your jerkass behaviour for it saved Rarity YEARS of embarrassment from being associated with you.
And good on you Twilight for putting the jerkass in his place!
DAYUM Blueballs has got a FRIKEN MOUTH on him! Holy sh*t he's bold!
Also, pedophilia and/or rape much, Blueblood? That's low even for them. I am disappoint. And now you've pissed off Ben with this disgusting act.
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3021767 Wait, what do you mean putting him in his place? He isn't on the moon OR desintegrated into a pile of ashes, so i dont see what else you consider "his place" to be.
Okay so let me get this straight....Lord Blueblood forced a NINETEEN year old maid into carrying his child escentially RAPING her!
What a pedophiliac asshole!
Agreed. Also why is it that the watches of the victim ALWAYS break?
They're probably made of Iphone parts
Probably. Hey hows the conspiracy building looking?
So far it looks like either Lord blueblood, the ass of a prince, or MAYBE the wife did it. also we're running out of room in the basement
Thanks darky keep me posted on any new developments
Never mind this. I just love murder mysteries
3025261 I agree!
*looks at all the comments here commending Twilight's actions of putting Blueblood in his place*
: uh..that's a lot of people.
Blueballs: WHY DOES SO MANY PEASANTS SUPPORT HER!?
"Peasants": Communism! Yeah socialism and comnusnim! Uh... We like Twilight, she's a... Socialist Princess! Umm yes! That's how communism works! For the People!
Tsar Nikolay II:... Uh fuck why didn't I think of that, if i thought of that o wouldn't have been killed!
Edit: I just realized his name was Blueblood not Bluehood like I've been calling him for over... Four years as a Brony.
Oops!